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Ilya ([info]ilya) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2008-08-29 14:39:00


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Entry tags:anti-fw, authors, bnf, boo hoo, books that should be burned, creator wank, entitlement, fandom: twilight, flouncing, goddammit you guys be funnier!, grudgewank, guess what we hate smeyer!, if someone is a bad writer she's a bitch, illegality, internet pirates, mod wank, not wank, not you again, oh christ here we go again, oh my god sarky tags noooooooooo!, outraged mice, reading comprehension whut?, she's on a mission guys!, someone is wrong on the internet!, the mice defend her, thinks we're fandom police, this is the wank that never ends, too many fucking tags, wanking inside the house, we fail at not being misogynists, we love jf tags, why are you even reading these books?, wtf mate, you're all assholes

And the Twilight Wank Saga continues with an author flounce...
As a lot of you must know by now, the first 12 Chapters of Midnight Sun, Smeyer's addition to her Uh-may-zing boooookes was leaked on the internet several days ago, and this has chagrined her dazzle verily.

From her official website:

August 28, 2008 (part II)

As some of you may have heard, my partial draft of Midnight Sun was illegally posted on the Internet and has since been virally distributed without my knowledge or permission or the knowledge or permission of my publisher.

I have a good idea of how the leak happened as there were very few copies of Midnight Sun that left my possession and each was unique. Due to little changes I made to the manuscript at different times, I can tell when each left my possession and to whom it was given. The manuscript that was illegally distributed on the Internet was given to trusted individuals for a good purpose. I have no comment beyond that as I believe that there was no malicious intent with the initial distribution.

I did not want my readers to experience Midnight Sun before it was completed, edited and published. I think it is important for everybody to understand that what happened was a huge violation of my rights as an author, not to mention me as a human being. As the author of the Twilight Saga, I control the copyright and it is up to the owner of the copyright to decide when the books should be made public; this is the same for musicians and filmmakers. Just because someone buys a book or movie or song, or gets a download off the Internet, doesn't mean that they own the right to reproduce and distribute it. Unfortunately, with the Internet, it is easy for people to obtain and share items that do not legally belong to them. No matter how this is done, it is still dishonest. This has been a very upsetting experience for me, but I hope it will at least leave my fans with a better understanding of copyright and the importance of artistic control.

So where does this leave Midnight Sun? My first feeling was that there was no way to continue. Writing isn't like math; in math, two plus two always equals four no matter what your mood is like. With writing, the way you feel changes everything. If I tried to write Midnight Sun now, in my current frame of mind, James would probably win and all the Cullens would die, which wouldn't dovetail too well with the original story. In any case, I feel too sad about what has happened to continue working on Midnight Sun, and so it is on hold indefinitely.

I'd rather my fans not read this version of Midnight Sun. It was only an incomplete draft; the writing is messy and flawed and full of mistakes. But how do I comment on this violation without driving more people to look for the illegal posting? It has taken me a while to decide how and if I could respond. But to end the confusion, I've decided to make the draft available here (at the end of this message on the Midnight Sun page). This way, my readers don't have to feel they have to make a sacrifice to stay honest. I hope this fragment gives you further insight into Edward's head and adds a new dimension to the Twilight story. That's what inspired me to write it in the first place.

I do want to take a moment and thank the wonderful fans who have been so supportive of me over the past three years. I cannot begin to tell you how much each of you means to me. I only hope this note will stop all the confusion and online speculation so that the Twilight universe can once again become the happy escape it used to be. After this incredibly busy year, I am now focusing on spending more time with my family and working on some other writing projects.

--Stephenie

I don't think I need to add much more than that.  Lol.  This is so bloody beautiful...Oh Smeyer...please to be going over there to cry upon your pile of ill-begotten millions.  We all know that that book is going to be finished and published eventually so that you can add to your dragon hoard of booty. 

Who else thinks that she's just waaaaahing for the sympathy and threatening to not provide any more crack so that everyone can forget about the epic fail that was Breaking Dawn and start kissing her ass again? *raises hand*

Edit:

And we get reactions from the Amazon Boards and the ♥ TwiMoms ♥. The ONTD comm weighs in on the situation.

And the NuttyMadam reacts. Though sorry, there's no vid this time since she took it down. But here, have a transcription of the lost vid, courtesy of [info]aegflota

We are all a bunch of meanies hiding away in this little club house of ours.

Smeyer Ego stroking.

Bonus Snack: The Twimoms just cannot leave the poor boy alone!. There's wankiness in the second link, as the TwiMom in the picture appears and asks for her photo to be taken down. Also, Here is a step by step instruction manual on how to go about your Pretty Vampire Actors stalking, for you n00bs who have no idea how to go about it. It is illustrated and everything. The TwiMoms are nothing, if not thorough.

OH NOES YOU GUISE! They be calling the FBI on us!!! WHAT DO WE DO? WHAT DO WE DO?

Twilight is going to save our country from the evil lesbians so you'd better all stop dissing it!

Cleolinda Midnight Sun Commentary! Yay. Lol.

ETA:How do you gain respect for your much derided favorite author? Why, by starting an online petition for it, of course!


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Re: You guys are seriously pathetic!
(Anonymous)
2008-08-30 05:08 am UTC (link)
Calling bull on this. I monitor a fan site where I only know how to seek which sites we're getting links from (I admit I'm not an internet geek - I have more positive ways to spend my time). Guess what? I am aware of the other sites of people with the same sick sense of humor, but FW leads the pack by a landslide - even more than the twats - and the numbers are always higher when we're getting hit with surge of vile comments. Sadly, I can't isolate the individual IPs....just the site where the links are coming from. That would be you. But, hey....that oughta be enough for the FBI to go on.

Fed up.

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Re: You guys are seriously pathetic!
(Anonymous)
2008-08-30 05:13 am UTC (link)
Wait... so not having any information or, you know, proof at all concerning individual IPs is enough for the FBI to go on in the case of... some people being mean on the internet. Riiiiiiight.

- one_hoopy_frood

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Re: You guys are seriously pathetic! - (Anonymous), 2008-08-30 05:20 am UTC
Re: You guys are seriously pathetic! - (Anonymous), 2008-08-30 05:24 am UTC
Re: You guys are seriously pathetic! - [info]lilichen, 2008-08-30 05:43 am UTC
Re: You guys are seriously pathetic! - [info]julian_black, 2008-08-30 08:38 am UTC
Re: You guys are seriously pathetic! - [info]lilichen, 2008-08-30 09:36 am UTC
Re: You guys are seriously pathetic! - [info]kitsune_wolf, 2008-08-30 10:24 am UTC
Re: You guys are seriously pathetic! - [info]julian_black, 2008-08-30 10:37 am UTC
Re: You guys are seriously pathetic! - [info]suzycat, 2008-08-31 02:41 pm UTC
Re: You guys are seriously pathetic! - [info]staroverthebay, 2008-09-02 08:58 am UTC
Re: You guys are seriously pathetic! - (Anonymous), 2008-08-30 09:00 am UTC
Re: You guys are seriously pathetic! - [info]staroverthebay, 2008-08-30 09:31 am UTC
Re: You guys are seriously pathetic! - [info]marshall_law, 2008-08-30 07:55 pm UTC
Re: You guys are seriously pathetic! - [info]phosfate, 2008-08-30 07:18 am UTC
Re: You guys are seriously pathetic! - [info]vorpal_blade, 2008-08-30 05:33 pm UTC
Re: You guys are seriously pathetic! - (Anonymous), 2008-08-30 11:18 am UTC
Re: You guys are seriously pathetic! - [info]danceswithelvis, 2008-08-30 11:29 pm UTC
Re: You guys are seriously pathetic!
[info]lilichen
2008-08-30 05:22 am UTC (link)
Call bull all you like. The official party line is that trolling is not condoned. That was what I was saying to troll#1. When it is pointed out and proven, as far as I have seen in my years of lurkerdom, it leads to bannination. Things are linked to from here when we want to point and laugh, but it is understood by rule-abiding members that we do not go there.

And this is a hugely famous community. Membership is in the thousands and God only knows how many more thousands of random people lurk here. Can the mods monitor every single troll that shows up on your site because of a link here? No.

Also... LOL FBI? OKAY!

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Re: You guys are seriously pathetic! - [info]varethane, 2008-08-30 08:41 am UTC
Re: You guys are seriously pathetic! - [info]varethane, 2008-08-30 08:43 am UTC
Re: You guys are seriously pathetic!
[info]aegflota
2008-08-30 05:29 am UTC (link)
that oughta be enough for the FBI to go on

I'm sure the FBI will be fascinated to find out that people on FW have posted links to your site from time to time. Serious cybercrime, y0.

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Re: You guys are seriously pathetic!
[info]morwyn
2008-08-30 05:43 am UTC (link)
I'll keep an eye out for the party van.

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Re: You guys are seriously pathetic!
[info]saralina25
2008-08-30 06:17 am UTC (link)
*snorts* The FBI! That's a good one! *chuckle*

Oh wait, you're serious? Wow, the level of pathetic from you people just rose to Epic.

(Also page views =/= commenting. Those are two ENTIRELY different things, just so you know. Something tells me you can't figure that out.)

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Re: You guys are seriously pathetic!
(Anonymous)
2008-08-30 07:04 am UTC (link)
OH NOES THE FBI IS INVOLVED.

Um, why would the FBI be involved?

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Re: You guys are seriously pathetic! - [info]crystal_lee, 2008-08-30 07:12 am UTC
Re: You guys are seriously pathetic! - (Anonymous), 2008-08-30 07:32 am UTC
Re: You guys are seriously pathetic! - [info]crystal_lee, 2008-08-30 07:52 am UTC
Re: You guys are seriously pathetic! - [info]evilsqueakers, 2008-08-30 07:59 am UTC
Re: You guys are seriously pathetic! - [info]crystal_lee, 2008-08-30 09:44 am UTC
Re: You guys are seriously pathetic! - [info]evilsqueakers, 2008-08-30 06:49 pm UTC
Re: You guys are seriously pathetic! - [info]dico, 2008-08-31 05:23 am UTC
Re: You guys are seriously pathetic! - [info]evilsqueakers, 2008-08-31 05:58 am UTC
Re: You guys are seriously pathetic! - [info]schmoo999, 2008-08-30 07:51 am UTC
Re: You guys are seriously pathetic! - [info]lavenderfrost, 2008-08-31 04:06 am UTC
Re: You guys are seriously pathetic!
[info]annabelle_lee
2008-08-30 07:08 am UTC (link)
Yes, because the FBI totally has nothing better to do than listen to you bitch about meanies. National security? Terrorism? Feh. There is something wrong on the internet and that takes all priority!

Sound the alarms! Man the torpedoes! :O

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Re: You guys are seriously pathetic! - [info]staroverthebay, 2008-08-30 09:36 am UTC
Re: You guys are seriously pathetic! - [info]baskinglizard, 2008-08-31 07:31 pm UTC

[info]phosfate
2008-08-30 07:08 am UTC (link)
I admit I'm not an internet geek - I have more positive ways to spend my time

Right. You have to be an "internet geek" to know the basics of how your own site works.

Linking to other sites is not in any way illegal. It is, in fact, how the Internet works. The nice boys and girls at the FBI will tell you the same thing. Once they've stopped laughing.

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Re: You guys are seriously pathetic!
[info]sisterelwood
2008-08-30 07:12 am UTC (link)
Because the FBI gives two craps about you and your fandom?

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Re: You guys are seriously pathetic! - (Anonymous), 2008-08-30 07:33 am UTC
Re: You guys are seriously pathetic! - [info]sisterelwood, 2008-08-31 05:58 am UTC
Re: You guys are seriously pathetic! - [info]staroverthebay, 2008-08-30 09:03 am UTC
Re: You guys are seriously pathetic! - [info]sisterelwood, 2008-08-31 05:58 am UTC
Re: You guys are seriously pathetic! - [info]staroverthebay, 2008-08-31 11:15 am UTC
Re: You guys are seriously pathetic! - [info]squeakthemouse, 2008-08-30 01:58 pm UTC
Re: You guys are seriously pathetic! - [info]sisterelwood, 2008-08-31 06:00 am UTC
Re: You guys are seriously pathetic! - [info]bobafeis, 2008-08-30 09:11 pm UTC
Re: You guys are seriously pathetic! - [info]bodha, 2008-08-30 10:31 pm UTC
Re: You guys are seriously pathetic! - [info]lirazel, 2008-09-02 08:40 pm UTC
Re: You guys are seriously pathetic! - [info]sisterelwood, 2008-08-31 06:01 am UTC
Re: You guys are seriously pathetic!
[info]dico
2008-08-30 07:14 am UTC (link)
I personally can't wait to get thrown in the clink with the rest of the wankas. We could make fun of the other prisoners for complaining about being wrongly accused and how meeeeeean the wardens are.

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Re: You guys are seriously pathetic! - [info]julian_black, 2008-08-30 10:44 am UTC
Re: You guys are seriously pathetic! - [info]r_a_black, 2008-08-30 11:09 am UTC
Re: You guys are seriously pathetic! - [info]dico, 2008-08-31 12:47 am UTC
Re: You guys are seriously pathetic! - [info]missm, 2008-08-30 11:58 pm UTC
Re: You guys are seriously pathetic! - [info]dico, 2008-08-31 12:53 am UTC
Re: You guys are seriously pathetic!
(Anonymous)
2008-08-30 07:30 am UTC (link)
Wow, really? Make sure to tell them that each time you post here, I'm going to upload those leaked chapters five times... just to make SMeyer cry.

I'm sure they'll come to bust down my door in no time.

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Re: You guys are seriously pathetic! - [info]lilichen, 2008-08-30 07:36 am UTC
Re: You guys are seriously pathetic! - [info]wallflower, 2008-08-30 08:33 am UTC
Re: You guys are seriously pathetic! - [info]lilichen, 2008-08-30 09:25 am UTC

[info]trollprincess
2008-08-30 07:46 am UTC (link)
But, hey....that oughta be enough for the FBI to go on.

Is there a national contest I'm unaware of? Make An FBI Agent Laugh Until He Wets Himself And Win A Pony? 'Cause if that's the case, boy, do I know what I'm doing for the rest of my holiday weekend. PONY HO, Y'ALL.

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Re: You guys are seriously pathetic!
[info]pandabonzai
2008-08-30 07:50 am UTC (link)
Um. Okay.

I don't know what the FBI would be bothered to do when it's a bunch of mockery of a *fandom*, and not a direct attack on you *personally*. Especially since it's been pointed out this is a community in the thousands, in terms of members.

But hey, you know, if they've got the spare time when they're not looking for terrorists, or murderers, or the remnants of the Irish mafia, that'd be something to see.

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Re: You guys are seriously pathetic! - [info]huehau, 2008-08-30 08:18 am UTC
Re: You guys are seriously pathetic! - [info]pandabonzai, 2008-08-30 08:24 am UTC
Re: You guys are seriously pathetic! - caco, 2008-08-30 08:29 am UTC
Re: You guys are seriously pathetic! - [info]pandabonzai, 2008-08-30 08:55 am UTC
Re: You guys are seriously pathetic! - [info]staroverthebay, 2008-08-30 09:27 am UTC
Re: You guys are seriously pathetic! - [info]pandabonzai, 2008-08-30 05:27 pm UTC
Re: You guys are seriously pathetic! - [info]luxshine, 2008-08-30 11:22 pm UTC
Re: You guys are seriously pathetic! - [info]sisterelwood, 2008-08-31 07:54 am UTC
Re: You guys are seriously pathetic! - [info]luxshine, 2008-08-31 06:18 pm UTC
Re: You guys are seriously pathetic! - [info]pandabonzai, 2008-08-31 10:20 pm UTC
Re: You guys are seriously pathetic! - [info]out_bottle, 2008-09-01 06:11 pm UTC
Re: You guys are seriously pathetic! - [info]deviantdesade, 2008-09-02 05:11 pm UTC
Re: You guys are seriously pathetic!
[info]hilarity
2008-08-30 08:14 am UTC (link)
omg I'm terrified.

Mostly for you. Someone done stole your common sense. I'm thinking it was Twilight.

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Re: You guys are seriously pathetic!
[info]miraba
2008-08-30 08:40 am UTC (link)
Perhaps you need to understand how the internet works. Most visitors do not leave comments. Visitors who have left comments are a subset of the total number of visitors. In addition, many visitors are drawn by a trainwreck of comments but don't post anything in response.

Also, LOL FBI WUT.

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Re: You guys are seriously pathetic!
[info]cyndra_falin
2008-08-30 09:08 am UTC (link)
You're stupid.

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Re: You guys are seriously pathetic!
[info]lavenderfrost
2008-08-30 09:08 am UTC (link)
ZOMG DEAR FBI D00DZ TEH INTERNETZ R BEIN MEEEEEN!!1!11!one!1!!

Contact the FBI, please. I BEG YOU. WE NEED MORE LULZ.

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Re: You guys are seriously pathetic!
[info]staroverthebay
2008-08-30 09:34 am UTC (link)
So... what about all the meanies outside the FBI's jurisdiction? You know, the people in Canada and the UK, and France and Russia and Japan and every other fucking country on this earth.

Oh wait, you thought only Americans have internet access? AHAHAHA!!!

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Re: You guys are seriously pathetic! - [info]dico, 2008-08-30 10:53 am UTC
Re: You guys are seriously pathetic! - [info]staroverthebay, 2008-08-30 10:59 pm UTC
Re: You guys are seriously pathetic! - [info]dico, 2008-08-31 05:19 am UTC
Re: You guys are seriously pathetic!
[info]julianrain
2008-08-30 09:49 am UTC (link)
Someone needs to get a bit of perspective. Try jilling off with a glow-stick or something else that sparkles. You'll feel better.

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Re: You guys are seriously pathetic!
[info]out_bottle
2008-08-30 09:56 am UTC (link)
So... you don't really know how link traffic works. You don't care to learn more about the workings of a site you are monitoring because that carries the stench of 'geek'. And you obviously know nothing about the FBI. Or the Internet.

Hey, Einstein, don't you have a more positive way to spend your time?

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Re: You guys are seriously pathetic!
(Anonymous)
2008-08-30 10:01 am UTC (link)
Congratulations on losing the internet in such spectacular and hilarious fashion! In your honor, a song:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M6aRwky0W5Y

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the TwiMOMs are the ones committing & documenting illegal acts
(Anonymous)
2008-08-30 10:37 am UTC (link)
Really, bragging that they stalk and pictures to prove it, not smart. Not sane actually, but whatever.
I especially like the bit about parking in crew parking; Classy.

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Re: You guys are seriously pathetic!
tree
2008-08-30 10:44 am UTC (link)
LOLOLOLOLOLLLLLLL

You made my morning.

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Re: You guys are seriously pathetic!
[info]loopywafflehead
2008-08-30 12:01 pm UTC (link)
Please make sure you get my name right when you fill out your FBI report. It's Loopy Wafflehead (not my real name).

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Re: You guys are seriously pathetic! - [info]tofuknight, 2008-08-31 08:38 am UTC
Re: You guys are seriously pathetic! - [info]loopywafflehead, 2008-08-31 11:52 pm UTC
HAHAHAHAA - [info]wanktasticbus, 2008-08-30 12:21 pm UTC
Re: You guys are seriously pathetic! - [info]stoney321, 2008-08-30 04:42 pm UTC
Re: You guys are seriously pathetic! - [info]rennyn_alerothi, 2008-08-31 04:09 am UTC
Re: You guys are seriously pathetic! - [info]staroverthebay, 2008-08-31 10:57 am UTC
Re: You guys are seriously pathetic! - [info]sunhawk, 2008-08-31 08:02 am UTC
Re: You guys are seriously pathetic! - [info]freya, 2008-08-31 10:58 am UTC
Re: You guys are seriously pathetic! - [info]mefan, 2008-08-31 01:14 pm UTC
Re: You guys are seriously pathetic! - [info]syncopation, 2008-09-02 08:56 am UTC
Re: You guys are seriously pathetic! - [info]deviantdesade, 2008-09-02 04:53 pm UTC

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