Dude, at least be honest about it.
Arisama is looking for writers to help him with his new roleplaying forum "Hot Wet Planet", and takes his description over to rpg.net.


The setting takes as it's starting point, ideas from a blend of "John Carter on Mars", Thrud the Barbarian's adventures in Lemuria, Robert E Howard's original Conan the Cimmerian's Hyborean World, Edgar Rice Burrough's "Pelucidar", and similar pulp adventures in Heroci Fantasy, but based a lot on the concept of a Venus-the-Jungle-Planet sort of 1950s B-grade Sci-Fi movies as if re-imagined by a bunch of perverted tentacle-monster loving Japanese ero-manga (Hentai) fans & comic book artists.

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Please keep in mind, it's for mature/adult members, you need to be over 16 to join. It's a fantasy/SF roleplaying setting with strongly erotic elements, although the focus is on the roleplaying & adventures.

If you're only interesting in playing, the game isn't open yet, but we would like to have players ready to start together (as part of whatever group they'll be with) when the game opens up (we're planning for November, just 2 months away). As an example, the starship crew should start together as a group within the same week, so that they have a chance to play out and develop their characters for awhile before arriving on the Hot Wet Planet. There's also the native cultures - one which is rather close to typical fantasy/medieval (but with erotic twists), another which are tribal jungle savages (the game's barbarians), and a third group which are descendants from Earth colonists (whose culture has been changed dramatically by the world's strange magical & erotic energies).

A few members find this a bit worrisome, for obvious reasons. Arisama takes huge offense to this and replies vehemently that they are interrogating the text from the wrong perspective and that anyone criticizing it for being a touch sleazy is a prude. Obviously, stats such as the following are hardly pornographic.

Attr = Attractiveness, beauty, appearance. For female characters, Attr adds to Def when they are attacked with harmful intentions (such as somebody trying to kill them or injure them), but subtracts from Def when they are attacked with lustful intentions (anything from somebody grabbing a quick feel & grope, sexually molesting them as they pass by, to grabbing them with the intention of engaging in any kind of sex act).

HWPE = Hot Wet Planet Effect, which is an overall level of the Hot Wet Planet's mysterious energy influence upon the character. The higher the HWPE, also the higher the character's libido & constant sexual arousal (more than exponentially increased for each level up), but also HWPE can add to Psi for "danger-sense", and makes it less likely that the character will be attacked for the purpose of becoming a meal. On the negative side, a higher HWPE makes it more difficult to resist the Hot Wet Planet's mental & emotional effects. A higher HWPE for the guys makes them more aggressive, domineering, sexist towards the girls, more likely to fight each other, etc... A higher HWPE for the girls makes them more submissive, more shy & easily embarrassed, a lot hornier & wetter (all the time), less able to cover themselves, and overwhelms their willpower to force them to flirt & sexually expose themselves - even when they don't want to, nor intend to - and magnifies pleasurable sensations.

In addition, some unidentifiable element of the environment is changing the survivors, eroticising them, making the females constantly horny yet more shy at the same time, more youthful, more like a guy's wet-dream fantasy, and removing all their body hair from their neck to their toes. The guys get bigger dicks, muscles, a penchant for crude violence, and that sort of thing, as if the planet was turning the men into barbarian warriors.

In the background, unknown at least at first to the Offworlder survivors, the planet's higher lifeforms have a simple mass-mind that is using it's powerful psionics to mentally influence and sometimes dominate the humans in lecherous ways, having it's strongest effect on the females (who gain the benefit of being occasionally protected, & subtly forewarned about real dangers); many of the younger (or younger appearing) women discover they are incapable of wearing underwear, or any kind of pants, or even anything more covering than an indecently short tunic or mini-dress...and the effect is becoming stronger with the passing of time.

Then there are the Tentacle Monsters to contend with....the size of a small car or as large as a house, in many shapes and forms, but always having phallic tentacles and a sexual obsession with humanoid females.

But Arisama goes on and on, slinging out the insults while claiming personal attacks. Darren Mac Lennen sums the situation up perfectly (and receives some sort of awesome points for this right here).

You may want to get a slightly thicker skin if you're going to post stuff like this, especially as this board's idea of role-playing is much different than your definition of role-playing. What happened is that you essentially walked into a surfboard shop, then posted an advertisement for people who like sticking surfboards up their ass. The same thing, being used for a much different purpose.

Later, Arisama points out that it isn't ready yet, so everyone should stop complaining about it being poorly written. Bolding his.

Did I mention that the site isn't ready yet? Yes I did. You can stop right there.

The editing is still ongoing. It will always be ongoing. That's how editing usually works. I edit everyone else's writing on the site too. There's a lot to edit.

That it's not yet finished isn't surprising, after all I did mention that it's not yet finished. We're not planning on opening until November.

Your comment is totally unfair and unwarranted. It's really no more than a personal attack.

Apparently editing after he puts it up on the intertubes is the way things really should be done, despite the fact that a) everyone else thinks this is a bad idea and b) the site itself is already up, shoddy as it looks.


The whole thing seems to be degenerating into lulz for everyone but the flailing Arisama, but at this point that's about all that can be done.

UPDATE: In a far from unexpected move, Arisama compliments rpg.net for increasing his site's google ranking. However, a quick Google search determines that it is actually the rpg.net thread that is in the topmost rankings under "Hot Wet Planet"--with this post coming in fifth. Huzzah.