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Faulty Premise ([info]faultypremise) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2008-10-02 19:16:00


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Entry tags:bnf, dan fogelberg's llamas, plucky girl detective, sockpuppets, this is not funny, this is the wank that never ends

The Saga of Leeser Continues!
Because this wank keeps getting wackier and weirder, we've moved on to post #3.

In episode one, we were witness to the dramatic tension on the Moonlight Line forum when kaysspleen demands to know where the $11k she donated for bus ads back in July was. See the first wank report over here, brought to you by the fabulous and possibly masochistic [info]cleolinda.

In episode two, the drama continued as the forum itself is sabotaged, IPs and users are banned (but rise as ghosts!) and posts suddenly vanish. See the second wank report here.

In tonight's episode, we have flash backs to a time that Leeser may wish she'd remembered to get rid of. You see, Leeser has not always been a PR wannabe and Head Vampire of her own forum. Oh no, she's been a very busy little bee, unbeknownst to our beloved, plucky MLL forum members.

Leeser is not just the Head Vampire, she's also the head of her own church. She also ran her own school, which suffered from some of the same problems others have complained about. Things like, never being able to actually contact her and providing substandard material. Oh, and let's not forget... disappearing with the money. She is also providing virtual life services (whatever that is). And she takes paypal, btw!

In total, she's been spotted with dozens of websites of varying schemes. From MLL forum admin to notary, to virtual life host, to online web host, to webpage designer, to pagan priestess (Reverend even!) to head of her own online school for homeschooling pagan children, to ... pardon, my head is spinning. She's used at least 4 aliases in all these dealings, to boot.

Redwinter, from MLL, also provides a very nice timeline for those who feel like they are drowning in this sea of wank.

Meanwhile, back at the ranch... the MLL folks are still in an uproar over all the discoveries. Though with all the revelations, even the most stalwart Leeser defenders are starting to retreat.

(Discliamer: Some links show her real life name and address, which is why they are not displayed here. But to the discerning and plucky F_W detective, it's easy to find. She's plastered her real life name, phone number and address everywhere, it seems.)

And now the March of the ETAs.

1. Well, most of the Snowflakes are waking up... except for elizabuff.

2. Moonlight Line is due to be renewed at the end of the month. But don't worry. Several FW members have been mad capping.

3. Leeser makes the claim (somewhat with contradictions) that it costs around 100-200 a month to host the MLL board. Yet she's told some of her former mods that it costs her nothing.

4. Wait... she just renewed the website to her former school.

5. Shocking! The vials actually did arrive!

6. Also, Leeser wants your babies. I mean, to let others adopt them. Really.

Quote: Are you a pregnant Pagan looking to place your child for adoption?
Are you a Pagan looking to adopt?
Free adoption referral services.



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got a spare baby? Leeser will help you farm it out!
[info]ari_o
2008-10-03 08:46 pm UTC (link)
message #2052

thanks hydrotaphia!

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Re: got a spare baby? Leeser will help you farm it out!
[info]jkefka
2008-10-03 08:55 pm UTC (link)
Sweet jeebus. I was wondering if this was actually her or she was just linking to it, and then I did some digging and, well...

Yeah. It's her.

Remarkably, it's supposedly a free service, but still. SKETCHTASTIC.

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Re: got a spare baby? Leeser will help you farm it out!
[info]ari_o
2008-10-03 08:57 pm UTC (link)
"Are you a Pagan person looking to place your older Pagan child in a Pagan adoptive home for whatever reason? You have the Right to choose the right family and faith of choice for your child."

WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Re: got a spare baby? Leeser will help you farm it out!
[info]danceswithelvis
2008-10-03 09:23 pm UTC (link)
...
WHAT? Good fucking grief. I really wish you were kidding me. I really do. Because this is getting into some VERY BAD areas. Areas like human trafficking. Just...ugh.

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Re: got a spare baby? Leeser will help you farm it out!
[info]mornmeril
2008-10-04 08:15 pm UTC (link)
It makes pagan people look bad >.< What pisses me off, really.

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Re: got a spare baby? Leeser will help you farm it out!
[info]danceswithelvis
2008-10-03 10:15 pm UTC (link)
You know it's not even 3 yet, and I might have to have a drink. -_-

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Re: got a spare baby? Leeser will help you farm it out!
[info]ari_o
2008-10-03 10:22 pm UTC (link)
I had to have a Mexican hot chocolate and I thought about running across the street to buy a nip bottle to dump into it. But I didn't.

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Re: got a spare baby? Leeser will help you farm it out!
[info]feudal_villager
2008-10-04 12:16 am UTC (link)
Maybe this answers the question of where her second child went! ;-)

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Re: got a spare baby? Leeser will help you farm it out!
[info]ari_o
2008-10-04 12:41 am UTC (link)
"with his father" code for I sold him to some pagans...

D:

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Re: got a spare baby? Leeser will help you farm it out!
[info]shadowmonkey
2008-10-04 01:46 am UTC (link)
What the shitting hell?!

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Re: got a spare baby? Leeser will help you farm it out!
[info]missandrony
2008-10-04 02:18 am UTC (link)
And then what? She eats it? Feeds it to vampires? Chains it to a computer and forces it to sockpuppet for her?

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Re: got a spare baby? Leeser will help you farm it out!
[info]wthrwthoutyu
2008-10-03 09:38 pm UTC (link)
This is getting creepy. --Er. Creepier.

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Re: got a spare baby? Leeser will help you farm it out!
[info]cmdr_zoom
2008-10-03 11:30 pm UTC (link)
Cool, now I can finally get that Rubicite Breastplate.

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Re: got a spare baby? Leeser will help you farm it out!
[info]ari_o
2008-10-03 11:44 pm UTC (link)
Have you seen that scrap gold commercial?

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Re: got a spare baby? Leeser will help you farm it out!
[info]danceswithelvis
2008-10-04 12:01 am UTC (link)
That commercial kinda freaks me out.

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Re: got a spare baby? Leeser will help you farm it out!
[info]ari_o
2008-10-04 12:04 am UTC (link)
Imagine if they were asking you to mail in scrap babies, especially the older ones.

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Re: got a spare baby? Leeser will help you farm it out!
[info]danceswithelvis
2008-10-04 12:16 am UTC (link)
That's like a Dean Koontz novel there. Scrap Babies: The Returning.

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Re: got a spare baby? Leeser will help you farm it out!
[info]lyrangalia
2008-10-04 05:18 am UTC (link)
Do you need the original receipt to return the scrap babies? Or can you just get store credit?

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Re: got a spare baby? Leeser will help you farm it out!
[info]annepackrat
2008-10-04 11:23 am UTC (link)
Well there is the anime Scrapped Princess....

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