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Faulty Premise ([info]faultypremise) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2008-10-02 19:16:00


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Entry tags:bnf, dan fogelberg's llamas, plucky girl detective, sockpuppets, this is not funny, this is the wank that never ends

The Saga of Leeser Continues!
Because this wank keeps getting wackier and weirder, we've moved on to post #3.

In episode one, we were witness to the dramatic tension on the Moonlight Line forum when kaysspleen demands to know where the $11k she donated for bus ads back in July was. See the first wank report over here, brought to you by the fabulous and possibly masochistic [info]cleolinda.

In episode two, the drama continued as the forum itself is sabotaged, IPs and users are banned (but rise as ghosts!) and posts suddenly vanish. See the second wank report here.

In tonight's episode, we have flash backs to a time that Leeser may wish she'd remembered to get rid of. You see, Leeser has not always been a PR wannabe and Head Vampire of her own forum. Oh no, she's been a very busy little bee, unbeknownst to our beloved, plucky MLL forum members.

Leeser is not just the Head Vampire, she's also the head of her own church. She also ran her own school, which suffered from some of the same problems others have complained about. Things like, never being able to actually contact her and providing substandard material. Oh, and let's not forget... disappearing with the money. She is also providing virtual life services (whatever that is). And she takes paypal, btw!

In total, she's been spotted with dozens of websites of varying schemes. From MLL forum admin to notary, to virtual life host, to online web host, to webpage designer, to pagan priestess (Reverend even!) to head of her own online school for homeschooling pagan children, to ... pardon, my head is spinning. She's used at least 4 aliases in all these dealings, to boot.

Redwinter, from MLL, also provides a very nice timeline for those who feel like they are drowning in this sea of wank.

Meanwhile, back at the ranch... the MLL folks are still in an uproar over all the discoveries. Though with all the revelations, even the most stalwart Leeser defenders are starting to retreat.

(Discliamer: Some links show her real life name and address, which is why they are not displayed here. But to the discerning and plucky F_W detective, it's easy to find. She's plastered her real life name, phone number and address everywhere, it seems.)

And now the March of the ETAs.

1. Well, most of the Snowflakes are waking up... except for elizabuff.

2. Moonlight Line is due to be renewed at the end of the month. But don't worry. Several FW members have been mad capping.

3. Leeser makes the claim (somewhat with contradictions) that it costs around 100-200 a month to host the MLL board. Yet she's told some of her former mods that it costs her nothing.

4. Wait... she just renewed the website to her former school.

5. Shocking! The vials actually did arrive!

6. Also, Leeser wants your babies. I mean, to let others adopt them. Really.

Quote: Are you a pregnant Pagan looking to place your child for adoption?
Are you a Pagan looking to adopt?
Free adoption referral services.



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Board banning bingo
[info]rijane
2008-10-05 07:41 am UTC (link)
Leeser and/or Kate and/or bunches (who previously claimed stupidity) has been up to all sorts of totalitarian goodness tonight. Banned from the board were John T. Folden (shocked it didn't come sooner), Evilyn, lila (another duh), GuardianAngel and - worst of all - kaysspleen (the donor who uncovered this giant wanking mess of insanity and fandom gone truly fucking wrong).
Multiple posts purged.
Yeah, Leeser/sock puppet of choice was busy tonight.

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Re: Board banning bingo
[info]ari_o
2008-10-05 07:49 am UTC (link)
holy crap

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Re: Board banning bingo
[info]caito
2008-10-05 01:00 pm UTC (link)
But maybe they'll come play with us? :D?

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Re: Board banning bingo
[info]rijane
2008-10-05 08:14 am UTC (link)
I'm out too. So is Hydriotaphia.

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Re: Board banning bingo
[info]_stolendreams_
2008-10-05 08:26 am UTC (link)
Is this what bunchesofun considers deleting spam?

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Re: Board banning bingo
[info]rijane
2008-10-05 08:42 am UTC (link)
I am spam. Spam I am?

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Re: Board banning bingo
[info]beachlass
2008-10-05 08:46 am UTC (link)
And you go well with eggs, eggs, bacon and spam?

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Re: Board banning bingo
[info]rijane
2008-10-05 08:47 am UTC (link)
Well, I would like Leeser to bite me...

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Re: Board banning bingo
[info]foresthouse
2008-10-08 08:05 pm UTC (link)
Hee! Best response FTW!

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Re: Board banning bingo
[info]ruken
2008-10-05 08:52 am UTC (link)
I am mesmerized by this wank. I want to stop reading but I can't. It's like an evil force that has frozen me in front of my laptoy and won't let me move.
I'm afraid soon I'll lose my will to eat, sleep or go to work. Help! I need help!

PS Actually, I could stand to lose some weight so maybe the whole not-eating thing could work. I'll call it the "Bus-gate '08 wank diet"

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Re: Board banning bingo
[info]caito
2008-10-05 01:08 pm UTC (link)
Someone should go on a hunger strike until Leeser reveals the receipts!*

*not a serious suggestion

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Re: Board banning bingo
[info]derryderrydown
2008-10-05 07:49 pm UTC (link)
Alas, it just means I can't tear myself away for long enough to cook so end up ordering pizza instead.

DAMN YOU, PIZZA PLACE WITH INTERNET ORDERING!

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Re: Board banning bingo
[info]lyrangalia
2008-10-05 08:56 am UTC (link)
*loooooooooong whistle* This ain't good.

Are we at Defcon 1 yet?

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Re: Board banning bingo
[info]ruken
2008-10-05 10:25 am UTC (link)
Oh, I think they're way past that point already.

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Re: Board banning bingo
[info]lyrangalia
2008-10-06 01:03 am UTC (link)
That's what I thought earlier, but then it got worse, so I thought maybe I mistook Defcon 3 for Defcon 1.

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Re: Board banning bingo
[info]varethane
2008-10-05 10:31 am UTC (link)
...Whoops.

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Re: Board banning bingo
[info]maiiau
2008-10-05 10:55 am UTC (link)
Because surely mass bannings will fix things! When has that ever failed?

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Re: Board banning bingo
[info]shadowmonkey
2008-10-05 01:39 pm UTC (link)
Twilightdämmerung?

Woo-we! Guess someone was kinda pissed that putting the ads up didn't make a difference to the perception of them.

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Re: Board banning bingo
[info]shadowmonkey
2008-10-05 01:41 pm UTC (link)
I fail, I meant Moonlightdämmerung.

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Re: Board banning bingo
[info]msmanna
2008-10-05 03:47 pm UTC (link)
kaysspleen (the donor who uncovered this giant wanking mess of insanity and fandom gone truly fucking wrong).

Wow. That really hits a rock-bottom of lowness so deep it's practically in Australia.

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Re: Board banning bingo
[info]lyrangalia
2008-10-06 01:04 am UTC (link)
I don't think the Aussies want her either...

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Re: Board banning bingo
[info]cassildra
2008-10-06 02:25 am UTC (link)
pfft. HELL doesn't want her.

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Re: Board banning bingo
[info]lady_zeon
2008-10-08 01:00 pm UTC (link)
Hell no! But I do wonder what her scams would be like down-under. Tourists maybe?

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