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Dan Fogelberg's ([info]llama_treats) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2008-10-14 13:50:00
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Entry tags:reality tv

America's Next Top Wanker
Kim Stolz, former America's Next Top Model token lesbian contestant and current MTV News Correspondent (second only to Kurt Loder in the "Are you sure s/he's not a robot?" category) is upset with Tyra Banks apparently dissing her in one of this season's photoshoots. (Complete with parody judging.) Someone in the LJ Top Model Community who appears to be off their meds wanks about it here.

Will Tyra respond? Stay tuned.


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[info]llama_treats
2008-10-14 10:36 pm UTC (link)
Are you implying that Tyra/Kim hatesex will be forthcoming?

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[info]llama_treats
2008-10-14 10:37 pm UTC (link)
*cries* Why am I talking to myself?

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[info]napalmnacey
2008-10-14 10:38 pm UTC (link)
I made a mess in this post. *weeps* I'm sorry!

And I wasn't implying Tyra/Kim hatesex, but hell, hatesex involving two hot self-centred women can never be bad, right?

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[info]napalmnacey
2008-10-14 10:37 pm UTC (link)
Oh shit, WHOOPS. I didn't realise someone had responded! *kicks inbox*

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Sorry about reposting, I wanted to waffle on longer.
[info]napalmnacey
2008-10-14 10:37 pm UTC (link)
Is it wrong that I am utterly thrilled that Kim likes women? She's very good at the snark and the humour, though it might be a little of an over-reaction here. Tyra Banks can be pretty fucking insufferable though.

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[info]drazzi
2008-10-14 10:49 pm UTC (link)
Tyra Banks insufferable? How could you! You're lucky she doesn't have low self-esteem.

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iwanttobeasleep
2008-10-14 11:57 pm UTC (link)
Isn't she brave!

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[info]napalmnacey
2008-10-15 12:20 am UTC (link)
My God, she's like Mother Theresa of the Fatties!

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[info]napalmnacey
2008-10-15 12:18 am UTC (link)
Well I never said she had a fat ass. She can be happy about that, right?

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[info]synergasm
2008-10-15 03:00 am UTC (link)
Well fancy meeting you here.

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[info]drazzi
2008-10-15 11:51 am UTC (link)
Well, well, well.

How apt we should find each other on this wank XD

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[info]aure
2008-10-14 11:28 pm UTC (link)
I just luuuuuuvvvv ANTP wank!

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[info]steph313
2008-10-15 12:23 am UTC (link)
Wank aside, I don't see the resemblance between the two girls at all. :/

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[info]insanitys_place
2008-10-15 01:00 am UTC (link)
Yeah, I don't see it either.

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[info]drazzi
2008-10-15 01:06 am UTC (link)
The posing/attitude portrayed does make me think of Kim, but it wouldn't have if I hadn't gone into the wank thinking of her.

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[info]bobgenghiskhan
2008-10-15 01:06 am UTC (link)
Me either. I think Kim's a TEENSY bit oversensitive.

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[info]ladylance
2008-10-15 02:58 am UTC (link)
I'm with Drazzi. Because it was brought up, I totally recognize the pose. Without it, probably wouldn't have noticed.

Girl needs to lighten up. Not like she has much of a career right now anyway.

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[info]underwaterowl
2008-10-15 10:38 am UTC (link)
Yeah, but... isn't that the model's choice? Or did Tyra slide in and go 'stand this way, yay!'

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[info]ladylance
2008-10-15 03:13 pm UTC (link)
I don't watch it anymore (tired of Tyra being Tyra) but for the several years I did watch, models were more or less left to their own devices.

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[info]napalmnacey
2008-10-15 06:07 am UTC (link)
Me either. And it's kind of silly for her to so cockily burn that bridge.

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[info]llama_treats
2008-10-15 04:02 pm UTC (link)
I know, right? Now she'll never get to be featured on The Tyra Show episode about angry lesbians. :(

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[info]napalmnacey
2008-10-15 06:46 pm UTC (link)
But Tyra needs to stomp up and down and cry that lesbians are PEOPLE TOO!

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[info]ari_o
2008-10-15 01:24 am UTC (link)
So now "off your meds"=troll?

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[info]llama_treats
2008-10-15 01:43 am UTC (link)
Depends on the "meds".

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[info]ari_o
2008-10-15 01:47 am UTC (link)
"meds"?

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[info]llama_treats
2008-10-15 01:48 am UTC (link)
"?"

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[info]ari_o
2008-10-15 01:55 am UTC (link)
∞

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[info]caito
2008-10-15 05:25 am UTC (link)
Kanjani∞?

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[info]ari_o
2008-10-15 05:50 pm UTC (link)
I don't think so.

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[info]summerskin
2008-10-15 02:04 am UTC (link)
haha. I don't see it. I love Kim. Analeigh, not so much. Something about her is annoying, yet completely BORING.

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[info]pepperlandgirl4
2008-10-15 02:36 am UTC (link)
I loved that parody video. Kim gives better Tyra than Tyra does.

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[info]llama_treats
2008-10-15 04:03 pm UTC (link)
I especially enjoyed the Emperor Palpatine look.

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[info]evilsqueakers
2008-10-15 03:30 am UTC (link)
I thought that was Kim on my television on the 5 seconds a month I was on MTV. I'm so glad she called Tyra's ass out. Wonder if Kim'll land on Talk Soup this week? I'd pay to see that.

*uses only ANTM she has*

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[info]iamnotyourmuse
2008-10-15 04:43 am UTC (link)
Does anyone else think it's awesome that a Cover Girl Lash Blast Mascara ad comes on after the parody?

Just me?

Does anyone else smell cupcakes?

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[info]mcity
2008-10-15 05:42 am UTC (link)
Strangely, even lesbians still can't make me care about this show.

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[info]aerobot
2008-10-15 08:51 am UTC (link)
Even lesbians still can't make me subject myself to Tyra Banks. Even if they were wrestling in strawberry jello.

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[info]caito
2008-10-15 08:15 am UTC (link)
I know there's wank here, but I'm so distracted by your icon. I can't get over Betty White's recent appearance on Craig Ferguson's show, posing as a McCain speechwriter.

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[info]llama_treats
2008-10-15 04:04 pm UTC (link)
Betty White could so kick Tyra's ass.

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[info]aerobot
2008-10-15 08:50 am UTC (link)
"Tyra didn't have to pick those white trash girls and dykes! I'm just calling a spade a spade! Your mention of spades offends me! Your icon offends me! You have no logic! ... BTW, I like you, so friend me! Tee hee!"

Just, what?

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[info]hallidae
2008-10-15 04:41 pm UTC (link)
I was surprised this got the wank, considering all the utterly stupid shit that came out of the mouths of last season's contestants, then I remembered that stuff was roundly unfunny.

Reposted for HTML fail.

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[info]aerobot
2008-10-16 04:18 am UTC (link)
... Dare I even ask? Or would that push this into unfunny?

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[info]hallidae
2008-10-16 04:44 am UTC (link)
Ennnh... Probably shouldn't link. It was race-related, and really nasty, and the one from this season actually managed to be worse.

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[info]aerobot
2008-10-16 04:53 am UTC (link)
OH. Crap, maybe not then. :/

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[info]sudaki
2008-10-21 09:04 am UTC (link)
Nothing against Kim, but I don't see it. That picture only vaguely resembles the singular half pouty/half stoned facial expression Kim used for all her photos. Besides, as it was deemed a good photo, shouldn't Kim take it as a compliment?

... Not to say Tyra's not a crazy bitch either, mind.

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