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NM ([info]narcissam) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2008-11-02 14:01:00


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Entry tags:fan theories, interrogating from the wrong perspective, my education let me show you it, serious business, taking it too seriously

It's Not Easy Dreaming Green
At discussion forums for George Martin's "A Song of Ice and Fire", a mostly innocent OP made a small mistake. You see, one of Martin's characters, Jojen Reed, has dreams that come true, and he calls them his "green dreams." Another character, Prince Daeron Targaryen, has dreams that come true, and he hasn't called them anything as far as we know. OP Kevin Lannister speculated they were much the same thing, then typed the fatal sentence:

He was world reknown for his drunkeness but his "green dreams" seem very un-targaryen to me and after a reread it seems he might have more to do with the story than he seems.
The thread, which has very slight spoilers for George Martin's "A Song Of Fire and Ice" books, stays polite until here, where Mister Manticore is brusque about Daeron's dreams not being green dreams. Another poster Denver jumps in to defend the Original Poster, martialling all the forces of formal logic to put Mister Manticore in his place.

For example,
Daeron: Now, because Daeron hasn't given a titular name to the type of dream that allows him foresight, you are saying that they cannot be associated with Jojen's Green Dreams.

A better route would have been to note that Daeron never actually describes his dreams as green, while Jojen's dreams overwhelmingly need to be green in order to be prophetic.

But even that would not have sated the requirements for a logical negation. The "lack of evidence" regarding any kind of associative connection between Daeron's Dreams (with a capital D, as opposed to his more common, lower case dreams) and Jojen's Dreams (again, capital D for the same reason) does not constitute evidence of a lack.
But using logic on fictional anaylsis just isn't enough.
Denver: You just about e-"bit this guy's head off".

Mister Manticore: I did not. I came nowhere close to any such thing. Perhaps you were fooled by the lack of tone or emotion in my words, and thereby assumed hostility where there was none intended.

Denver:I can't be fooled by something that isn't there. The terseness of your sentences, and your insistence of the OP's to name one possibility of what stupidity may have happened at Summerhall are indicative enough to me.

It's like this:

A) Someone can type a message and generally infuse it with warm and happy sentiment,
or;
Not A) Someone can type a message and generally infuse it with not warm and happy sentiment.*

*:Let's just call "warm and happy sentiment" tact, for convenience's sake. Also, while there may be many other options (such as a statement full of apple pie, or a statement full of feline emotion), but for every positive statement (like, say, Statement A) there is a corollary negative of the same possibility (like, say, Statement "Not A").

Given what your written words are, I cannot prove the A is a viable description of your comments, because there are no actual signs of "A" (i.e., no signs of any tactfulness), which is a necessary condition for proving a positive.

And, I cannot disprove "Not A", since I have no indications of it's opposite (i.e., no signs of any tactfulness).

And since I cannot disprove Not A, but I can disprove A, I would tend to feel that you were more leaning towards Not A than A.



The thread gets increasingly cranky (for example, Saddam Hussein and the UN weapons inspectors are referenced), until Denver scores a huge rhetorical victory by tricking Mister Manticore that he owns logic books.

Mister Manticore: You may wish to consult your books on logic for some more precise term to call it, but that's up to you.

Denver: That's an assumption. :]

Mister Manticore: No, that's a suggestion.

Denver: Again, I hate* to be technical, but it would qualify as a "suggestion" if and only if I could actually perform the actions that have been "suggested." Since I own no logic text books, and only read about it on the internets**, it becomes an assumption. You assumed I had something I didn't.

*: Well, I think you might have noticed, but I actually love to be technical. :]

**: Here's some of the ones of stumbled upon over the past few weeks. THey're good reading material.
http://www.spaceandmotion.com/Philosophy.htm
http://www.philosopher.org.uk/
http://pegasus.cc.ucf.edu/~janzb/reasoning/
What mighty contests rise from trivial things!


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[info]varethane
2008-11-02 11:39 pm UTC (link)
That is an awful lot of verbiage for an argument about the colour of a fictional character's dreams.

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[info]cmdr_zoom
2008-11-03 02:36 am UTC (link)
Word.
(or, for that matter, an argument about the size of one's e-peen.)

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[info]lyssa
2008-11-02 11:56 pm UTC (link)
Shouldn't it be "A Song of Ice and Fire"?

/pedant

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(no subject) - [info]narcissam, 2008-11-03 12:18 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]lyssa, 2008-11-03 01:56 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]deliciouschaos, 2008-11-03 02:06 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]ladyofviolets, 2008-11-03 01:59 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]ari_o, 2008-11-03 12:19 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]lyssa, 2008-11-03 01:57 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]ari_o, 2008-11-03 01:59 am UTC

[info]skarrow
2008-11-02 11:59 pm UTC (link)
Now that is some pure distilled storm-in-a-teacup archetypal wank. No racism, no sexism, no hippogryffs, just one guy taking a trivial slip WAAAY too seriously.

A plus.

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[info]voynich
2008-11-03 12:00 am UTC (link)
What the hell are they thinking using logic on the internet? Tsk.

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[info]dragonfangirl
2008-11-03 12:05 am UTC (link)
Man, I don't even REMEMBER that character.

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(no subject) - [info]narcissam, 2008-11-03 12:16 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]lyssa, 2008-11-03 01:59 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sithwitch13, 2008-11-03 02:40 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]narcissam, 2008-11-03 06:15 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]dragonfangirl, 2008-11-03 03:16 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]dae, 2008-11-04 04:27 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]dragonfangirl, 2008-11-03 09:59 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]elwing_alcyone, 2008-11-03 07:48 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]angelan, 2008-11-03 11:18 pm UTC

[info]wankaholic
2008-11-03 12:07 am UTC (link)
Pedant-y book wank! ♥

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[info]ayezur
2008-11-03 12:16 am UTC (link)
Virgin Mary's tampon, what is it with this fandom?

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(no subject) - [info]ashacrone, 2008-11-03 01:31 am UTC

[info]ari_o
2008-11-03 12:17 am UTC (link)
These people made my head hurt and I've read the entire stupid Critique of Pure Reason and that made more sense, almost.

"e-bit"? D:

If you eat lots of fake blue food you poo green.

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(no subject) - [info]bienegold, 2008-11-03 12:27 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]_goblin_, 2008-11-03 10:05 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]ari_o, 2008-11-03 06:38 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]skeleton_key, 2008-11-03 09:47 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]_goblin_, 2008-11-03 09:57 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]cmdr_zoom, 2008-11-03 02:39 am UTC

[info]grrliz
2008-11-03 12:27 am UTC (link)
... so not the Beatles' producer George Martin, then.

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(no subject) - [info]urpletastic, 2008-11-03 10:07 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]steph313, 2008-11-04 06:40 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]capsulekei, 2008-11-04 08:08 am UTC

[info]lyrangalia
2008-11-03 12:35 am UTC (link)
Isn't the author of "A Song of Ice and Fire" nearly always referred to as George R.R. Martin to distinguish him from the Beatles guy?
/nitpicky

And wow, those two posters are way too fond of the sight of their own words. Even theoretical mathematicians make more sense than those two.

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[info]tarash
2008-11-03 01:40 am UTC (link)
...I am slightly confused as to who Daeron Targaryen IS. The only Targaryen with a major role in ASOIAF is Daenerys, and she's certainly had prophetic visions, but I'm not sure if she's had prophetic dreams. Is Daeron from The Hedge Knight series, or something?

Also, those two need to stop being so polite and just start calling each other fuckheads or something.

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(no subject) - [info]gutsy_bunny, 2008-11-03 01:49 am UTC

[info]brown_betty
2008-11-03 01:44 am UTC (link)
WUT.

Okay, I could maybe get that wanky about Bat minutia, but I'd need a bit of time to warm up, and a bit of liquor for same.

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(no subject) - [info]cmdr_zoom, 2008-11-03 02:38 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]brown_betty, 2008-11-03 02:51 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]cmdr_zoom, 2008-11-03 03:31 am UTC

[info]deliciouschaos
2008-11-03 02:09 am UTC (link)
It's like one of my phil readings! I can't look away!

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[info]sithwitch13
2008-11-03 02:41 am UTC (link)
Aw, and here I was hoping that the next source of ASoIaF wank would come from here. Preferably dealing with the phrase "beard whoppers".

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(no subject) - [info]demonbean, 2008-11-03 03:19 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]keleri, 2008-11-03 03:46 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]khym_chanur, 2008-11-03 01:38 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]sithwitch13, 2008-11-03 05:13 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]narcissam, 2008-11-03 05:30 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]sithwitch13, 2008-11-03 06:57 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]brennalarose, 2008-11-04 07:42 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]ayezur, 2008-11-06 05:28 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]_goblin_, 2008-11-06 09:43 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]brennalarose, 2008-11-06 10:39 pm UTC

[info]honorh
2008-11-03 02:58 am UTC (link)
Normally, I'd be the last to use this against a person, but--these guys are virgins, aren't they?

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(no subject) - [info]herongale, 2008-11-03 05:04 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]lyrangalia, 2008-11-03 07:46 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]dragonfangirl, 2008-11-03 10:09 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]mmanurere, 2008-11-03 08:23 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]ari_o, 2008-11-04 01:58 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]cmdr_zoom, 2008-11-04 02:10 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]mmanurere, 2008-11-04 05:59 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]brennalarose, 2008-11-04 07:45 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]ari_o, 2008-11-04 10:01 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]brennalarose, 2008-11-05 03:15 pm UTC
(no subject) - mrs260, 2008-11-04 03:26 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]brennalarose, 2008-11-04 07:45 pm UTC
(no subject) - mrs260, 2008-11-05 12:47 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]brennalarose, 2008-11-05 03:18 pm UTC

[info]tomorrow
2008-11-03 10:00 am UTC (link)
lol George Martin. I was like, wtf is the Beatles' producer doing on FW? that's what you get for reading FW when you're supposed to be doing music history

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[info]julianrain
2008-11-03 11:45 am UTC (link)
Hurray for ASoIaF wank. I was disappointed that there was so little (reported) wank in my favorite fandom.

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(no subject) - [info]bitchysmurf, 2008-11-03 04:45 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]sithwitch13, 2008-11-03 05:15 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]bitchysmurf, 2008-11-03 05:21 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]sithwitch13, 2008-11-03 06:55 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]bitchysmurf, 2008-11-03 07:11 pm UTC

[info]castellated
2008-11-03 04:07 pm UTC (link)
Whoa. All those nitpickers and nobody called the OP on "reknown," which is not a word at all?

*Is reminded that maybe someday she ought to open the first book in that series*

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(no subject) - mrs260, 2008-11-04 03:24 am UTC

[info]socker
2008-11-03 06:18 pm UTC (link)
You mean to say... someone mistook a minor detail in a theory that may or may not apply to a character in a fictional fandom? Say it isn't so! Next you'll be having "Snape went to Gryffindor" theories!

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(no subject) - [info]ari_o, 2008-11-04 02:05 am UTC

[info]jkefka
2008-11-03 07:22 pm UTC (link)
How gloriously pedantic! Are there any other wanks where people have tried to apply philosopher-logic? I can't think of any. I kind of wish there were, it's absolutely hilarious.

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(no subject) - [info]urpletastic, 2008-11-04 10:15 am UTC

[info]palabradot
2008-11-03 07:57 pm UTC (link)
I'm already groaning at the fact that I'm going to *have* to read these books all over again before the next tome comes out. Every page I read, there's two important bits I forget.

Love you to death, GRRM, but *damn* you're a devil for details.

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(no subject) - [info]hysteria, 2008-11-05 01:25 am UTC

gentle_benj
2008-11-03 11:31 pm UTC (link)
Dang It, and here I was feeling all chuffed about how we never see GRRM wank. I guess no fandom is safe.

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[info]w00b
2008-11-04 12:05 am UTC (link)
I'm just delighted to find a wank about a BOOK. A book, moreover, aimed at adults. As opposed to a kids' book, movie, anime, cartoon, TV series, or rock band. In order to even indulge in this level of wank, it means more than one person had to be, you know, literate. Astonishing thing to find on the Intarwebz.

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(no subject) - [info]ari_o, 2008-11-04 02:09 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]ari_o, 2008-11-04 06:31 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]tofuknight, 2008-11-04 10:08 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]_goblin_, 2008-11-04 11:21 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]ari_o, 2008-11-04 11:34 pm UTC
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[info]staroverthebay
2008-11-04 01:48 am UTC (link)
Daaaaaaamn. I've been known to be a bit pedantic and technical about things, to the point of splitting hairs for no good reason.... but that's a whole 'nother level of it altogether. I'm... kind of impressed, actually.

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