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Sarah the Hussy ([info]braisinhussy) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2008-12-19 09:51:00


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Entry tags:omg mock people mock, videogames

Yahtzee, Game Damage, and the rage of a billion fanboys
At the end of yesterday's Zero Punctuation, Yahtzee attached a trailer for a new project he's working on, a television pilot called Game Damage. It's a live-action game review show starring Yahtzee! YAHTZEE YAHTZEE YAHTZEE! It'll be like a half hour of Zero Punctuation! Woohoo! Yahtzee! Live! In the flesh! YAHTZEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Wait a sec. Who are these other two guys? They're Matt and Yug. They run Australian Gamer.

Cue an explosion of fanboy hatred directed at these two. It's all over the YouTube comments, the Game Damage forums, The Escapist forums, Kotaku, etc. (Yug's put together a nice list of places commenting on it here.)

In addition to some constructive criticism, we've gotten such classy, highbrow comments as:

"Matt kind of looks like he has early onset of Parkinson's."
"If Yahtzee wasn't in this it would be called Brain Damaged."
"C'mon don't be so hard on Richard Simmons Jr. and Harrypotterfan3445.Kekeke."
"This is like Top Gear, except Hammond was given AIDS, James as a FTM butch and Jeremy made a god. A gay god that straight men with magic rainbow kisses."
"Replace the non-yahtzee people with a hot girl who know's nothing about games and maybe add someone who knows something about games but isn't a someone i'd beat up on the playground."

In this week's Australian Gamer podcast, the trio discuss the legitimate criticism they've received as well as the whining from entitled fanboys. It starts around minute 26, if you're keen on listening.




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[info]vasher
2008-12-19 09:45 pm UTC (link)
'Fess up--who here boggled mightily at seeing the 'real' Yahtzee?

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Hmmm... - [info]t_boy, 2008-12-20 02:58 pm UTC
Re: Hmmm... - [info]lil_miss_stfu, 2008-12-21 12:02 am UTC
Re: Hmmm... - [info]vito_excalibur, 2008-12-21 01:33 am UTC
Re: Hmmm... - [info]chibikaijuu, 2008-12-21 11:29 am UTC
Re: Hmmm... - [info]_goblin_, 2008-12-23 06:28 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]mastervex, 2008-12-27 10:30 am UTC
I am a horrible person.
[info]comixology
2008-12-19 09:50 pm UTC (link)
On the one hand, I love Yahtzee and want to watch anything that lets me enjoy his snarky awesomeness.

On the other hand, Matt does kind of look like he has early onset Parkinson's.

D:

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Re: I am a horrible person. - [info]maryaminx, 2008-12-20 10:35 pm UTC

[info]coffee_mug
2008-12-19 10:05 pm UTC (link)
Top Gear reference FTW, even if I'm not sure I agree. :D

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[info]dragonsong12
2008-12-19 10:11 pm UTC (link)
Zero Punctuation Wank?

...I am simultaneously suprised and not surprised at all....

Though all I was thinking while reading it was "shit! I missed this week's! I gotta go watch that!"

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(no subject) - [info]doomsday, 2008-12-19 11:11 pm UTC
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[info]anarchicq
2008-12-19 10:14 pm UTC (link)
Call me shallow, but I only really care about Yahtzee if he's a 2D cartoon man with no mouth, and yet manages to emote so CLEARLY.

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(no subject) - [info]judyhazeleyes, 2008-12-19 10:21 pm UTC
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[info]solle
2008-12-19 10:19 pm UTC (link)
"Two dorks giggling while Yahtzee moves his eyebrows"

I... don't think daytime television is quite ready for this.

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(no subject) - [info]vzg, 2008-12-20 02:02 am UTC

[info]brennalarose
2008-12-19 10:32 pm UTC (link)
See, I thought the video was a riot. Yet, Yahtzee looked depressed and bored.

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[info]cyndra_falin
2008-12-19 10:42 pm UTC (link)
Am I the only one here who thought of the game?

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(no subject) - [info]justifiedwings, 2008-12-19 10:47 pm UTC
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[info]the__ivorytower
2008-12-19 11:27 pm UTC (link)
A friend of mine mentioned people were wanking like it was going out of style.

Honestly, the thing that makes his reviews special is the little animations. If I'm going for LA, I'd rather watch Spoony.

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(no subject) - [info]miraba, 2008-12-20 06:32 pm UTC

[info]akatsuki_ame
2008-12-19 11:35 pm UTC (link)
Couldn't even get the video to load :(

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[info]ayezur
2008-12-20 12:11 am UTC (link)
I... I find Yahtzee almost unbearably attractive.

Is that... wrong?

I don't know how I feel now.

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[info]danceswithelvis
2008-12-20 12:50 am UTC (link)
*blinks* Wow...he actually looks like how I pictured him. Not bad, Yahtzee. Not bad at all.


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[info]negativecosine
2008-12-20 01:26 am UTC (link)
As attractive as Yahtzee and his Hat are, I could not get through more than two minutes of the trailer. Why is this? Why? It's not like the other two are... really disturbingly off-putting as the wankers claim. I just... does this put me on par with the fanboys? Should I seek treatment? Oh god.

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[info]bride_of_lister
2008-12-20 01:29 am UTC (link)
It would be nice if Yahtzee could organise some expressions other than 'Gosh, my eyebrows.' I'm quietly hopeful about them mellowing into something a bit more comfortable.

Even early Mythbusters featured Jamies' blank stare and Adams slightly nervous antics.

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(no subject) - [info]artimusdin, 2008-12-20 05:35 am UTC

[info]doomsday
2008-12-20 01:32 am UTC (link)
I want this to get picked up, but mostly because I predict that Matt and Yahtzee will eventually wind up in a battle of nerdrage and razor sharp wit, respectively, and that could be lulzy.

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(no subject) - [info]braisinhussy, 2008-12-20 01:46 am UTC
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[info]wolfsamurai
2008-12-20 01:53 am UTC (link)
"Replace the non-yahtzee people with a hot girl who know's nothing about games and maybe add someone who knows something about games but isn't a someone i'd beat up on the playground."

They already have a show like this, it's called Attack of the Show on G4. Except they don't have anybody as awesome as Yahtzee and Olivia Munn annoys the crap out of me even if she's really hot.

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[info]made_by_kali
2008-12-20 01:54 am UTC (link)
Yahtzee = Sniper?

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[info]rowsdower
2008-12-20 02:01 am UTC (link)
Man, people wanking like mad over Yahtzee's exploits never fails to give me epic cognitive dissonance. Probably because I've known about him since 2004, so my brain's default definition for him is STILL "that guy who made the phenomenal Chzo Mythos games. ... let's go play them for the ten billionth time" and not "that Zero Punctuation guy".

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[info]vzg
2008-12-20 02:11 am UTC (link)
I know next to nothing about this, but watched... a few seconds of it anyway. Yahtzee's voice just makes me think about the guy with the red sneakers in those art videos we watches in tenth grade who said "aluminum" all funny. (I do not expect anyone to know what I'm talking about.) Also, I figured having no idea what he was like would give me no expectations for how he looked, and yet I was shocked by the fact that he has facial hair. And the middle guy's hair (which does look like Richard Simmons hair).

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(no subject) - [info]kitsune_wolf, 2008-12-20 10:21 am UTC
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[info]enrythe8th
2008-12-20 02:34 am UTC (link)
I think Yahtzee would look hotter if he didn't look so much like a younger version of my friend's dad. Right down to the widow's peak and the lack of facial expressions.

Otherwise, I thought the video was good. The skits were kind of boring, though.

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[info]mcity
2008-12-20 03:09 am UTC (link)
Holy crap, am I the only one who liked the not-Yahtzees?

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[info]cassildra
2008-12-20 05:13 am UTC (link)
I'm always amused by anything involving Yahtzee, mainly because I know of him through a good friend/ex boyfriend. So he's not "Yahtzee of Zero Punctuation" to me, he's "Yahtzee, Datazoid's friend, from some forum or another."

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[info]blue_penguin
2008-12-20 10:49 am UTC (link)
With his hat off, Yahtzee looks weirdly like one of my housemates.

I have no comment on the wank itself.

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[info]cazrolime
2008-12-20 03:18 pm UTC (link)
Matt and Yug are like Yahtzee's giggling fangirls during the news section.

Also, they're funny and adorable. Where has Australian Gamer been all my life?

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[info]sparkthatbled
2008-12-20 07:23 pm UTC (link)
Why hasn't Yahtzee been here more often?! I thought what he said at the end of the Castle Crashers / Bionic Commando Rearmed review would cause a wankplosion, but no...

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