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Miss Kalloway ([info]kalloway) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2008-12-30 16:02:00


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Entry tags:community: fanficrants, fandom: final fantasy vii, squid brains, the mice defend her

At the intersection of FFVII and FFR...
When [info]shezoo reposts hir Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children fanfic, "Flower Face", to [info]ffvii_yaoi (locked, comm is open membership), the response is seemingly underwhelming - that is until [info]eternalwings posts to [info]fanficrants about the story.

The first few comments are pretty tame and agreeable, until some of the author's friends and the author hirself show up.

It's called AU, twit.

Apparently, the story title comes from Welsh mythology, something [info]renos_rude AND [info]screamersgirl explain in the comments using the exact same text (with a tiny error likely because the entire lump wouldn't fit in AIM).

And then the author appears, complete with capslock, insults and exclamation point abuse.

AND YOUR RUINING THE PRETEND!

Not to mention the entire thread devolving into something to do with coconut.

All's well that wanks well, right? Except that a quick check back to see when "Flower Face" was originally posted reveals that [info]shezoo is [info]sepherotica is [info]ssgallery is [info]annataria (that Annataria), because ze changes usernames as often as ze changes URLS. And while some of those journals have been deleted, Annataria's is still there, listing many of the 'random' defenders (including the one so taken by the story) on FFR as friends. ...whoops?




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[info]llama_treats
2008-12-31 12:31 am UTC (link)
Is [info]clowyamma actually Yoda or has she just run her comments back and forth through Babelfish a couple of times?

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(no subject) - [info]tehrin, 2008-12-31 01:35 am UTC
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[info]misachan
2008-12-31 12:43 am UTC (link)
I'm about halfway through the wank, and when I hit "Sorrow is what I feel for those who do not understand the means in order and structure" I actually had to get up and leave the room to avoid collapsing into hysterics.

Somebody, icon? Please?

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(no subject) - [info]imp, 2008-12-31 12:54 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]tehrin, 2008-12-31 01:48 am UTC
All the cool kids were doing it... - [info]imp, 2008-12-31 01:54 am UTC
Re: All the cool kids were doing it... - [info]dark_puck, 2008-12-31 03:55 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]queencallipygos, 2008-12-31 07:31 pm UTC
icons! - [info]xylophone, 2009-01-01 01:07 am UTC

[info]vergilsparda
2008-12-31 12:49 am UTC (link)
I see she does not give up or change her ways. And she's supposed to be 45.

Yeah.

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(no subject) - [info]ecchaniz0r, 2008-12-31 02:48 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]sparkthatbled, 2008-12-31 08:06 pm UTC

[info]reeve
2008-12-31 01:03 am UTC (link)
FFR and FFVII: two great tastes that wank great together!

P.S Vincent Valetine =/= Vinny.

While "Vinny" does sound kind of silly, I will admit to using "Vince" at least once in place of Mr. Valentine's default name.

Also, icon lurve. I started up a fresh game of Disgaea last night (on the DS this time)... still an awesome game :D

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(no subject) - [info]kalloway, 2008-12-31 01:06 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]reeve, 2008-12-31 04:42 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]kalloway, 2008-12-31 07:07 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]insanityprelude, 2008-12-31 04:08 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]jkefka, 2008-12-31 05:00 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]dawnswalker, 2008-12-31 09:51 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]icedark_elf, 2008-12-31 04:33 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]cmdr_zoom, 2008-12-31 06:13 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]icedark_elf, 2008-12-31 06:21 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]xlineartx, 2008-12-31 11:23 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]reeve, 2008-12-31 04:41 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]amxjm, 2008-12-31 05:23 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]reeve, 2008-12-31 05:33 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]lyrangalia, 2008-12-31 11:25 pm UTC

[info]imp
2008-12-31 01:06 am UTC (link)
[info]shezoo types like a thirteen-year-old with ADHD. I keep expecting her to bring up Invader Zim and start flaming people on Gaia Online. [info]clowyamma is even worse.

Also I don't complain about coconut cause I don't eat it, and you know why.. because I know before the coconut it is not the yum.

Is she... Trying to be cute or something? It's not working.

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(no subject) - [info]squeakytoy, 2008-12-31 04:32 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]frequentmouse, 2008-12-31 04:47 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]dark_puck, 2008-12-31 05:49 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]lilgoala, 2009-01-02 08:28 am UTC

[info]inarticulate
2008-12-31 01:58 am UTC (link)
Okay, let me have it. And keep in mind I couldnt care less, it isnt possible.

Yes… …yes. We can certainly tell that from her calm and collected reaction.

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[info]aeka
2008-12-31 02:21 am UTC (link)
AU is now a free pass to write utter, total, unadulterated and agonisingly cliche bollocks now?

Stephenie Meyer, get outta here; your kids need feeding!



LOL. I wonder if Meyer's 15-year-old internet lawyers are going to step in eventually to defend her work as "totally original". XD

*Gets popcorn*

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(no subject) - [info]urpletastic, 2008-12-31 08:49 am UTC
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[info]icedark_elf
2008-12-31 04:22 am UTC (link)
Honestly, I freely admit I don't like a lot of those fan-trolls. I had to deal with them in a FFVII dressing room, and one of them actually made my roommate give up on a porn attempt when she started spewing true-blue purple prose romance novel style porn. RM flat out said "If you can't rewrite that, I can't even look at it."

They seem to clump together into fail.

Course, they were the main reason I left that com. Nice to see that I wasn't misremembering how...fanatic they can be.

Of course, Sepherotica is just...bad. I can't read any of her stuff without giggling like a loon. And I write some pretty crappy shit myself.

Seems like the FFVII fans on IJ are a little less insane.

*pulls out F_W/FFR icon* Oh, it's been so long since I could use you.

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[info]aerobot
2008-12-31 04:25 am UTC (link)
Well ... that's certainly the most interesting author 'defense' I've ever seen. O_o;

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[info]skeren
2008-12-31 05:08 am UTC (link)
I've had the.... joy... of reading one of that girl's fics once. It took a group of several people to pick the thing apart. It was scary and we kept having to reinvite people who stepped out of chat because of the horror.

That someone would defend her, and I know at least one of those -is- someone else, I had the misfortune of being in a com with her, baffles me so.

::uses the lovely icons at this wank though::

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[info]jkefka
2008-12-31 05:14 am UTC (link)
That is some good-quality wank right there. Pride and rage built on a solid batshit foundation, with sockpuppet accents. Plus, it's about FFVII, which automatically makes it more entertaining because my internal snark-voice shifts over to this guy's voice. It's pretty awesome.

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[info]beejium
2008-12-31 05:19 am UTC (link)
The author pretty wanktastic, but I have to say that this quote from the OP caught my eye:

When was this then, as he was only an infantryman, not IN SOLDIER.

So... unless "IN SOLDIER" is some sort of super-secret FF term that I'm ignorant to, eternalwings has decided that infantrymen aren't soldiers now? If so, I know a few kids who are out in the field getting their asses shot at everyday who would like a word.

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(no subject) - [info]skeren, 2008-12-31 05:25 am UTC
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ultimi_scopuli
2008-12-31 05:23 am UTC (link)
Finally, some (funny) wank! Oh how I have longed for you.

BTW, the first link to [info]ffvii_yaoi is broken.

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(no subject) - [info]kalloway, 2008-12-31 05:27 am UTC

[info]justifiedwings
2008-12-31 05:28 am UTC (link)
It's hard to take an author seriously when they have such a poor defense.

I'm not personally a part of FFR, so as far as I do know, I'm inclined to agree with those who said it was a place for people to rant about what they consider to be 'bad fanfiction'. That's sort of a grey area, though, because everyone has a different opinion on what is and is not 'bad'.

Overall, I find it a big headache, and only got amusement from the one with the Yoda Coconut thing going on. The rest of that was sort of drab, but filled with action.

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[info]taichara
2008-12-31 06:57 am UTC (link)
Dude, everything happens when I go to bed ...

Oh, FFVII fandom. You make me never miss you at all. *facepalms*

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(no subject) - [info]kalloway, 2008-12-31 07:14 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]icedark_elf, 2008-12-31 09:14 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]taichara, 2009-01-01 04:40 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]kalloway, 2009-01-01 04:42 am UTC
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[info]ari_o
2008-12-31 07:16 am UTC (link)
Other people have control over her imagination? That could be kind of fun.

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[info]miburou
2008-12-31 07:50 am UTC (link)
This JUST had to pop out when I'm all happily playing FF : Dissidia eh? :DDDD

I'm with that small group of people who tries to pretend Advent Children never happened. Reading [info]shezoo's comments makes me want to stab something in their Mako jeweled eyes, though.


Secondly, what's wrong with using the word "Firstly"?

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I got my PSP for CC, too! - [info]stopthatgirl7, 2009-01-08 01:16 am UTC
Re: I got my PSP for CC, too! - [info]artimusdin, 2009-01-08 01:21 am UTC
Re: I got my PSP for CC, too! - [info]stopthatgirl7, 2009-01-08 01:23 am UTC
Re: I got my PSP for CC, too! - [info]artimusdin, 2009-01-08 01:24 am UTC
Re: I got my PSP for CC, too! - [info]miburou, 2009-01-08 03:20 am UTC
Re: I got my PSP for CC, too! - [info]artimusdin, 2009-01-08 04:12 am UTC
Re: I got my PSP for CC, too! - [info]stopthatgirl7, 2009-01-08 05:38 pm UTC
Re: I got my PSP for CC, too! - [info]miburou, 2009-01-08 03:05 am UTC
Re: I got my PSP for CC, too! - [info]stopthatgirl7, 2009-01-08 05:37 pm UTC
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[info]adevyish
2008-12-31 10:47 am UTC (link)
There are keys on the keyboard other than A through Z, caps lock, the exclamation point, the asterisk, and the tilde.

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(no subject) - [info]vzg, 2008-12-31 10:57 am UTC

[info]annepackrat
2008-12-31 10:57 am UTC (link)
I think [info]clowyamma learned Engrish instead of English.

And much lol at the OP being called homophobic. So disliking badly written yaoi fanfic makes one homophobic now?

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(no subject) - [info]lirazel, 2008-12-31 03:29 pm UTC
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[info]akatsuki_ame
2008-12-31 11:28 am UTC (link)
So uh, I assume clowyamma's being silly on purpose, and even if they aren't, I'm amused anyway.

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[info]xlineartx
2008-12-31 11:29 am UTC (link)
the guy CRIES over nothing. Yeah, hes too rough and tough to ever do that, and I am sure you are in his personal phone book, and he called you up and said OMFG!!!!!!!! NOWAY!! and you said, WAY!!!!!!!

Yes. That's exactly what happened.

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(no subject) - [info]_goblin_, 2008-12-31 08:55 pm UTC

[info]dana
2008-12-31 12:35 pm UTC (link)
Well, considering the constant whining that Cloud is OOC in Advent Children, I shouldn't be surprised there would be the same complaints about characterisation in fanfiction.

especially considering most of the stories in the fandom are horrendous Oops, did I say that! Bad Dana.

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[info]idiom
2008-12-31 12:55 pm UTC (link)
Maybe it's because I just watched a documentary on drugs and addicts, but that whole coconut thread made me think of someone on PCP, specifically Sherms.

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[info]tarash
2008-12-31 02:31 pm UTC (link)
Whoa.

Also, Flower Face sounds like an insult you'd use at a hippie, along the lines of "GET OFF MY LAWN, YOU STUPID FLOWER FACE!"

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[info]bof
2008-12-31 06:47 pm UTC (link)
Well, at least there is finally ranting against horrible characterization in this fandom. Thank you, bizarre wankers?

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