Oh, Hogwarts Elite, It's Been Too Long
nikkitrix admits that she has a sockpuppet in every house at Hogwarts Elite.

This doesn't even register to many of the people squibbing her application at sorting_elite.

ETA: Some highlights before I go to work:
Psychiatrist!Anon diagnoses.
But what about our trust?
HEADMISTRESS ABUSES HER MANIFOLD ~*~POWERZ~*~

And, according to Nikki's house descriptions:
RAVENCLAW FULL OF BITCHTASTIC SNOBCAKES!
"Full of mouth-breathing wikipedia editors with nothing better to do than enter elitist fan contests."
THERE ARE DORKS IN SLYTHERIN!
"Lots of dorky goths in this house."
GRYFFINDOR RESEMBLES BEATEN PUPPIES!
"Ah, they've got it all. The dullness of the Ravenclaws, the lackluster talent of the Hufflepuffs and the apathy of the Slytherins."
BUT CONGRATULATIONS TO HUFFLEPUFF ON BEING SASSY!
"totally the house of chubby chicks and soccer moms"

Also, I hate Rich Text mode. With burning.