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Caito Potato ([info]caito) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2009-03-09 11:25:00


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Entry tags:community: fandom secrets, fandom: heroes

Who's the spider now?
Cribbed from [info]wank_report   :

Heroes wank, claims Mousie #1, is not usually this bad. It all started with a fandom secret dissing Mylar, a popular slash ship. (It's secret #144.) (Thanks to Mousie #4 for that direct link.)

Not secret: I find this pairing viscerally repulsive.
Secret: last year I wrote a crappy little Mylar fic on a whim, as an experiment. I didn't deliberately go out of my way to make it horrible, but I put no effort at all into making it good, either. I just wrote down whatever first came to mind. Several times I had to stop myself from going back and revising what I had written to make it better.
The object was to see how much feedback a lousy, hastily-written Mylar fic would get, just by "virtue" of being Mylar. In the end, not only did it get more comments than most of my real fics, but someone actually nominated it at the heroes_slash awards.
If that isn't proof of what awful taste this fandom has, I don't know what is.
Some anons and users are up in arms, some sympathize, and someone calls the secret-poster out.

(These aren't all the responses, just the interesting ones, or so the mice say.)

This, supposedly, is the fic in question.

speccygeekgrrl reposted the secret on their livejournal, causing Mousie #2 to snicker over the butthurt (with Mousie #3 concurring).

Someone else got really butthurt, but speaking as someone outside of fandom, I find her entries really cryptic. A Heroes mousie tells me that tiptoe39's angst hearkens back to an epic Mylar v. Mattmo ship battle last season, when Mohinder was gay for Sylar in fanon but shacking up with Matt in canon. If anyone feels up to an archeological dig for that wank, I'll add the links to this report. BONUS, FROM [info]doomsday: tiptoe39's weepy voicepost of ultimate sorrow.

Naturally, it all ends, as all good wanks do, with a hearty circle jerk.

Disclaimer: I still barely know Heroes, so feel free to correct me or tell me if I've linked to a spoiler or something. Y'all know I only posted this because I love using this icon.

ETA
: The weepy voicepost is down, but a nonny mouse recorded it and dropped it off in a comment to my personal jf: http://tindeck.com/listen/ggzj.



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[info]xero_sky
2009-03-09 05:43 am UTC (link)
Not for anything but reading that, one can tell this person -besides having major issues- wanted to face something within herself, using these two as her outlet. I cannot even imagine anyone going through such trouble if they didn't care about two characters, much less two characters that supposedly repulse her.
Obviously she enjoys it. In secret.


Or, you know... maybe she's just a jerk.

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[info]slwatson
2009-03-09 05:45 am UTC (link)
That... is totally awesome.

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[info]eilisliana
2009-03-09 05:54 am UTC (link)
The secret #144, else, and really links are wonky.

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[info]lilindrome
2009-03-09 06:19 am UTC (link)
Ahhhhhh. Nothing like a bracing chorus of 'Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaah, a pairing I dislike is popular.'

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[info]finchbird
2009-03-09 06:19 am UTC (link)
I was wondering when [info]tiptoe39 would have another meltdown. I'm glad she hasn't disappointed me.

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(no subject) - [info]caito, 2009-03-09 06:46 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]finchbird, 2009-03-09 07:06 am UTC
I'm sorry but my icon made me forget a detail or two. - [info]finchbird, 2009-03-09 07:18 am UTC

[info]khym_chanur
2009-03-09 06:22 am UTC (link)
So, the smooshed-together-names name of a popular Heros pairing is a plastic. Are any of the other smooshes from the same fandom as interesting?

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[info]velvet_mace
2009-03-09 06:22 am UTC (link)
Oh lordie. The stupid.

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[info]doomsday
2009-03-09 06:26 am UTC (link)
You missed [info]tiptoe39's weepy voicepost of ultimate sorrow.

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[info]giventofly37
2009-03-09 06:26 am UTC (link)
You know, I would have a lot more respect for Sylinder (I hate 'Mylar' so much, I don't even know) shippers if 90% of the fic wasn't happy, fluffy, making pancakes and adopting babies AUs. Or, at least that's how it was when I left that faction of fandom. Give me torture and dubcon, please.

Also, whenever I read/type "Sylinder," I always hear Zach Quinto saying it in my head like he did at ComicCon that one time. And I wish I could find that clip on Youtube, boo.

Also also, needs more Petrelli touching. Just because.

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[info]bobafeis
2009-03-09 06:52 am UTC (link)
Y'all know I only posted this because I love using this icon.

And I just realized I would start watching Heroes again if it had Sugitchi in it.

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[info]notjo
2009-03-09 07:34 am UTC (link)
Oh gosh, her voice post is making me feel bad, and I don't even know what's going on in it. *sniff*

Although I have to admit her background and default icon are making me think of Usagi Kou.

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[info]ari_o
2009-03-09 08:08 am UTC (link)
I couldn't read past "wakeful vegetable" in that fic.

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[info]persona
2009-03-09 08:19 am UTC (link)
Wow, that voice post. I... I'm not even sure what to say about it, it's got me at such a loss.

(Though on another note, I wish combined ship names would go out of fashion).

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[info]vzg
2009-03-09 08:30 am UTC (link)
You know, I did a similar fic "experiment" once, and got similar results even though I already wrote for a popular pairing. Conclusion? People read shitty fic, man. It just happens.

All I noticed while I was listened to the voice post of ultimate sorrow: holy crap, she has a "lj comments = self-esteem" tag.

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[info]xylophone
2009-03-09 09:17 am UTC (link)
I had nothing to say except: lol heroes. sylar and mohinder haven't even looked at each other in like, over a season now, haven't they?

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(no subject) - [info]dragonfangirl, 2009-03-10 02:15 am UTC
If I was being really uncharitable ...
[info]urpletastic
2009-03-09 10:53 am UTC (link)
... I might suggest that this:

In the end, not only did it get more comments than most of my real fics, but someone actually nominated it at the heroes_slash awards

might indicate that this author's 'real' fiction isn't anything like as good as she thinks it is. Maybe she needs to stop trying quite so hard to impress people.

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Re: If I was being really uncharitable ... - [info]seiberwing, 2009-03-09 03:59 pm UTC
Re: If I was being really uncharitable ... - [info]immortal_jedi, 2009-03-09 10:01 pm UTC
Re: If I was being really uncharitable ... - [info]seiberwing, 2009-03-09 10:23 pm UTC
Re: If I was being really uncharitable ... - [info]immortal_jedi, 2009-03-09 10:37 pm UTC
Re: If I was being really uncharitable ... - [info]seiberwing, 2009-03-09 10:43 pm UTC
Re: If I was being really uncharitable ... - [info]immortal_jedi, 2009-03-10 01:32 am UTC
Re: If I was being really uncharitable ... - [info]aloysius, 2009-03-09 10:27 pm UTC
Re: If I was being really uncharitable ... - [info]seiberwing, 2009-03-09 10:30 pm UTC
Re: If I was being really uncharitable ... - [info]aloysius, 2009-03-09 10:35 pm UTC
icon! - mrs260, 2009-03-11 09:34 am UTC
Re: icon! - [info]aloysius, 2009-03-11 09:39 am UTC
Re: If I was being really uncharitable ... - [info]dragonfangirl, 2009-03-10 02:18 am UTC
Re: If I was being really uncharitable ... - [info]seiberwing, 2009-03-10 02:31 am UTC
Re: If I was being really uncharitable ... - [info]talec, 2009-03-10 11:46 pm UTC
Re: If I was being really uncharitable ... - [info]ari_o, 2009-03-09 10:06 pm UTC
Re: If I was being really uncharitable ... - [info]tachikoma01, 2009-03-10 06:51 pm UTC

[info]aloysius
2009-03-09 11:37 am UTC (link)
Heroes wank, claims Mousie #1, is not usually this bad.

LIES!

And it's usually the same people, too. So very easy to track down, probably the only kind of wank I find before it gets f_w'd.

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Repost for HTML fail, sigh. - [info]bemysty, 2009-03-09 12:16 pm UTC
Re: Repost for HTML fail, sigh. - [info]aloysius, 2009-03-09 12:18 pm UTC
Re: Repost for HTML fail, sigh. - [info]bemysty, 2009-03-09 12:29 pm UTC

[info]fevered_ego
2009-03-09 11:42 am UTC (link)
I ship Heroes Season One Plot / Heroes Season Four Plot. There's no smush name for this pairing because they're both exactly the same thing.

PS: Whoops, almost forgot to end this confession with the requisite exclamation of "WTF SELF?" that makes my fantasies appear novel and controversial.

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[info]digigirl132
2009-03-09 01:25 pm UTC (link)
Is it just me, or do they seem to kill off/get rid of the the new characters from the previous season when they get into the new season?

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[info]phosfate
2009-03-09 04:41 pm UTC (link)
Is Heroes still on? Did they ever find a plot?

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[info]mcity
2009-03-09 05:29 pm UTC (link)
tiptoe39's weepy voicepost of ultimate sorrow
I'm not reading it, because I'd like to think it says "LEAVE MYLAR ALONE!!11"

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[info]the_sun_is_up
2009-03-09 07:35 pm UTC (link)
Ha! Wow that voice post is really something. All that emo wangst over a shipping wank? *eyeroll*

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[info]imp
2009-03-09 09:05 pm UTC (link)
Jesus Christ. The secret poster is a total dick, yes, but I think [info]tiptoe39 is taking all of this a liiittle too personally.

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(no subject) - [info]mireille, 2009-03-09 10:51 pm UTC

[info]littlecloud
2009-03-10 12:05 am UTC (link)
A Heroes mousie tells me that tiptoe39's angst hearkens back to an epic Mylar v. Mattmo ship battle last season

There was a SHIPWAR? I only ever dipped my toes in the water with Heroes fandom, but it was generally the Matt/Mohinder puddles. How did I miss that?

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Just a question.
[info]seca
2009-03-10 12:39 am UTC (link)
Does anyone remember a Heroes wank that doesn't involve shipping Sylar with somebody?

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Re: Just a question. - [info]finchbird, 2009-03-10 01:03 am UTC
Re: Just a question. - [info]lanas_archive, 2009-03-10 02:32 am UTC
Re: Just a question. - [info]xylophone, 2009-03-10 03:35 am UTC
Re: Just a question. - [info]lanas_archive, 2009-03-10 03:41 am UTC
Re: Just a question. - [info]xylophone, 2009-03-10 03:45 am UTC
Re: Just a question. - [info]finchbird, 2009-03-10 04:46 am UTC
Re: Just a question. - [info]phasmas, 2009-03-10 04:50 am UTC
Re: Just a question. - [info]caito, 2009-03-10 04:26 am UTC
Re: Just a question. - [info]xylophone, 2009-03-10 05:04 am UTC


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