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SoM ([info]somnambulicious) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2009-03-13 00:17:00


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Current mood:amused
Current music:Goldfrapp - "Hairy Trees"
Entry tags:community: weepingcock, fandom: inuyasha, look how much i don't care, not good with criticism

I'M PROUD OF THIS CRAP, I SWEAR!
Hey, y'all remember Inuyasha? You know, the boy with the dog ears and the fandom that just won't quit wanking? You'll be glad to know that the wanking doesn't stop, even though the manga is over!

[info]trailertralk does a mediocre sporking of an Inuyasha fanfic over on [info]weepingcock, likeyoudo, and the community proceeds to laugh at "giggle of her ass" and "*SMACK, SMACK*."

Of course, it doesn't take long for the author of the fic to show up.

[info]plumespixie2 descends on the community like an avenging mosquito, replying to just about every single comment with "I'm proud of my fic, and I will continue to be proud of it." This is interspersed with minor variations on a few defensive themes that eventually melds into a cacophony of "LOL, I'M NOT UPSET! LOOK AT ME LAUGH WITH YOU! WATCH ME BE A GOOD SPORT! please love me?"

The anonymice, scenting blood, descend on the community like avenging mosquito fish. This leads to one of the more disquieting exchanges I've ever witnessed, wherein [info]plumespixie2 and her girlfriend [info]izzanami try to talk /b/tard and end up sounding as authentic as Reagraham Lincool.

There's an accusation of grudge-sporking, since [info]plumespixie2 sporked a Sess/Rin fic a few days ago.

And trust me, they're wanking all over the place. You don't need to know anything about Inuyasha to be entertained by this one. Just click on any random thread in that post, and you'll find someone being hilariously wanky.

(Interesting circle-of-wank sidenote: The apparent sockpuppet who wrote the sporking here, [info]trailertralk, is a member of [info]tropical_bitch, a community formed to fight [info]inuanonymous, which was featured in this wank.)

ETA: There's more wank when another sockpuppet shows up to spork an Inuyasha fic and [info]plumespixie2 blows a gasket or something (thanks to [info]ladybirdsleeps for the link!)




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[info]rose_tyler
2009-03-13 09:36 am UTC (link)
Woooooow Inuyasha wank. It's been so long.

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(no subject) - [info]varethane, 2009-03-13 11:13 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]brennalarose, 2009-03-13 04:30 pm UTC
also, I want to shake the person using 'Izzanami' as a username - [info]persona, 2009-03-13 08:10 pm UTC

[info]trinity_destler
2009-03-13 10:36 am UTC (link)
It's like she read all of ED in a day and washed the memes down with some extra strength crazy pills. They're shooting out of her in streams like projectile vomit with no regard for meaning or coherence and... and...

What was she trying to prove? Trying to prove how hardcore you are by spurting Anonymous "philosophy" under a name is like... analogies fail me.

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[info]yandere
2009-03-13 10:49 am UTC (link)
I would love to know /b/'s opinion on this little exchange. Just sayin'.

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(no subject) - [info]napalmnacey, 2009-03-16 05:48 am UTC

[info]cyndra_falin
2009-03-13 11:09 am UTC (link)
I missed it, when it happened initially, but I went back and read it. plumespixie annoyed the hell out of me.

I did wonder if it was going to show up here.

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[info]kijikun
2009-03-13 11:37 am UTC (link)
Why hasn't /b/ eaten her alive yet? Even /pco/ or /coq/ would make short work of her.

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[info]urpletastic
2009-03-13 11:46 am UTC (link)
[info]plumespixie seems to have deleted her LJ?

Aaaah, sweet.

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(no subject) - [info]kijikun, 2009-03-13 11:59 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]urpletastic, 2009-03-13 12:14 pm UTC

[info]squeakthemouse
2009-03-13 01:12 pm UTC (link)
Not gonna lie, I quite liked the cumnami exchange.

Ahh, Inuyasha wank. *parties like it's 2006*

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[info]vejiicakes
2009-03-13 01:34 pm UTC (link)
...the manga finished?

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(no subject) - [info]freezer, 2009-03-13 01:42 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]vejiicakes, 2009-03-13 01:50 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]freezer, 2009-03-13 02:49 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]the__ivorytower, 2009-03-13 03:59 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]freezer, 2009-03-13 04:17 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]chibikaijuu, 2009-03-13 07:14 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]aerobot, 2009-03-14 07:50 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]freezer, 2009-03-14 10:13 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]cmdr_zoom, 2009-03-14 10:11 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]dragonfangirl, 2009-03-13 04:03 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]freezer, 2009-03-13 04:14 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]_goblin_, 2009-03-13 10:19 pm UTC
(no subject) - tree, 2009-03-14 02:03 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]hilohello, 2009-03-14 12:38 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]tofuknight, 2009-03-15 07:20 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]hilohello, 2009-03-16 01:41 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]tofuknight, 2009-03-23 08:06 pm UTC

[info]seca
2009-03-13 01:55 pm UTC (link)
Oh good, someone got around to writing this up. I tried, but between cold from hell and finals didn't finish. That and reading plumespixie and izzanami's profile information hurt my head. Though probably not as much as the furry penis of the fic plumespixie sporked.

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(no subject) - [info]dragonfangirl, 2009-03-13 04:03 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]phosfate, 2009-03-13 04:36 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]seca, 2009-03-14 03:32 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]tofuknight, 2009-03-15 07:21 pm UTC

[info]ladyofviolets
2009-03-13 03:03 pm UTC (link)
... Inuyasha fandom LIVES?! :O

-grabs popcorn- Ohohohoho...

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[info]ladybirdsleeps
2009-03-13 03:16 pm UTC (link)
You missed the second act, where a sockpuppet shows up here with another "spork" and plumespixie blows a gasket.

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[info]dragonfangirl
2009-03-13 04:02 pm UTC (link)
There's an accusation of grudge-sporking, since plumespixie sporked a Sess/Rin fic a few days ago.

Wait, so she's arguing that it's perfectly fair for her to spork other people, but when someone else sporks her crap, it's OBVIOUSLY a personal attack?

Well, okay.

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[info]lazzchan
2009-03-13 04:14 pm UTC (link)
It just goes to show, that wank never dies.

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[info]beachlass
2009-03-13 04:37 pm UTC (link)
There's SOMETHING about plumespixie's posting STYLE that I find to be MADDENING, but I can't quite PUT my FINGER on it.

I don't expect YOU to UNDERSTAND, I was raised by DEAF PEOPLE wolves SAILORS, in a cold NORTHERN land.

ANYWAY, I would write like ROBERTSON DAVIES, but everyone on F_W wouldn't APPRECIATE it. Because no one except my internet girlfriend UNDERSTANDS ME has degrees printed on BEAVER PELTS like I do.

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(no subject) - [info]cyndra_falin, 2009-03-13 10:29 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]eleutheria, 2009-03-14 02:48 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]puipui, 2009-03-14 06:53 am UTC

[info]mcity
2009-03-13 05:47 pm UTC (link)
http://community.livejournal.com/weepingcock/257016.html?thread=10550264&format=light#t10550264
"Look, everyone! Look at me not caring! Look at how hard I don't care!"

We don't go calling in the e-lulyers and go to e-court to stand before judge lolington.
This is actually pretty funny, even if it don't make a lick of sense.

That makes her smart and totally not sound like a dumbass newb who sounds like they just read ED.
Aside from the "newb" part, doesn't anyone who quotes ED automatically sound like an idiot?

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(no subject) - [info]tofuknight, 2009-03-15 07:22 pm UTC

[info]blue_penguin
2009-03-13 06:07 pm UTC (link)
Read 'Crashing' for instance (which won an award, completely outside of fandom)

Wait, who outside of fandom gives away awards for fanfics?

WANK/SNARK AWAY!!!

Wank-snark, wank-snark away
Wank-snark, snark away all day
Wank-snark, you simply can't go wrong
With traditional wank-snarking song!

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(no subject) - [info]blue_penguin, 2009-03-13 10:00 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]white_serpent, 2009-03-14 12:59 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]vzg, 2009-03-13 10:11 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]erototoxin, 2009-03-14 09:23 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]vzg, 2009-03-14 09:55 pm UTC

[info]xero_sky
2009-03-13 06:37 pm UTC (link)
"This Rin feels you should remind her who is her alpha male, and why she should wait for him. Rin thinks you should remind your mate of her place… on all fours with her face pressed to the forest floor, with your fangs buried in her shoulder..."

Well, I hadn't thought it was possible to cross Inuyasha over with Gor, but I see I was wrong.

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(no subject) - [info]veleda_k, 2009-03-14 03:46 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]marsdragon, 2009-03-14 07:48 am UTC

[info]sablemouse
2009-03-13 06:51 pm UTC (link)
There's even a comm dedicated to this person's wank.

I can't decide which is more fail.

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(no subject) - [info]kijikun, 2009-03-13 10:49 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]squeakthemouse, 2009-03-14 04:30 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sablemouse, 2009-03-14 07:34 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]seca, 2009-03-14 03:36 am UTC

[info]yukina_raven
2009-03-13 07:29 pm UTC (link)
You don't argue with Inuyasha fans regarding anything. You'll always lose.

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[info]meriel
2009-03-13 07:30 pm UTC (link)
Oh god, that attempt at acting like a /b/tard was painful to read. I'm pretty sure that /b/tards would just tell her to fuck off and die too. Or something like that.

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[info]persona
2009-03-13 08:13 pm UTC (link)
This wank is just so precious. Also, nostalgic; hey-o old fandom. Somehow, though, I figured the wank would never end.

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(no subject) - [info]cmdr_zoom, 2009-03-14 10:23 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]persona, 2009-03-14 11:19 pm UTC

[info]ghostmaster
2009-03-14 01:17 am UTC (link)
Oh, it didn't stop there. Killincomms brought some more. No one's sure if it's grudgewank or not, but the general consensus was that no one cares, either. Then, a mod post happened.

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(no subject) - [info]ghostmaster, 2009-03-14 01:19 am UTC

[info]beejium
2009-03-14 08:06 am UTC (link)
From here: "I SWEAR ON MY SON - I'M SORRY."

I sure hope that's some sort of crazy new slang because JESUS CHRIST THIS IS SOMEONE WHO SHOULD NOT HAVE CHILDREN.

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(no subject) - [info]seca, 2009-03-14 10:01 pm UTC

[info]bobafeis
2009-03-14 09:39 am UTC (link)
Wait, when did /b/tards become the cool kids of the interwebz? I'm so confused. Why would anyone pretend to be a /b/tard? I'm used to /b/tards trying to hide that secret shame.

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[info]aiffe
2009-03-14 03:18 pm UTC (link)
Oh, F_W, you don't know the half of it. Nor, probably, would any sane person want to.

T_B has a wank report of it, and also a timeline. In the interests of equal time, here's Izzi's post on the matter.

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(no subject) - [info]cyndra_falin, 2009-03-14 10:23 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]seca, 2009-03-14 10:47 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]aiffe, 2009-03-14 10:54 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]cyndra_falin, 2009-03-15 12:04 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]somnambulicious, 2009-03-15 12:11 am UTC


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