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firefly99 ([info]firefly99) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2009-03-14 21:43:00


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Entry tags:author entitlement, boo hoo, comics, creator wank, don't make me come back there, fandom: watchmen, hollywood doesn't want my money, i swear i will turn this comm around, i'm just here for the recipes, in ur wank - swapping our foodz, isn't it awfully nice to have a penis, let's all get along, misogyny soup, oh christ here we go again, oh wait you fail, omg mock people mock, political correctness, raised by hyenas, rape, rape is not funny, recipes in comments, serious business, still not funny, stop sharing your thoughts, think of the children, this is not funny, thoughts on yaoi, too many fucking tags, unfunny business, wanking inside the house, we fail at not being misogynists, we love jf tags, what is wrong with you people?, writers are often pompous douches, yummeh foodz

He was also responsible for doing the voice of Solid Snake
Watchmen screenwriter David Hayter writes a sincere but slightly tongue-in-cheek open letter on Hardcore Nerdity to Watchmen fans and non-fans, to urge them to see the movie more than once in order to understand it.

One of his other points is that he thinks those who hate the movie on principle without having seen it should let it marinate in their minds and give it a chance:

It may upset you. And it probably will upset you.

And all along, we really meant it to. ...All this time, you’ve been waiting for a director who was going to hit you in the face with this story. To just crack you in the jaw, and then bend you over the pool table with this story. With its utterly raw view of the darkest sides of human nature, expressed through its masks of action and beauty and twisted good intentions... Like the Comedian on the Grassy Knoll. ...You'll be thinking about this film, down the road. It'll nag at you. How it was rough and beautiful. How it went where it wanted to go, and you just hung on. How it was thoughtful and hateful and bleak and hilarious. And for Jackie Earle Haley.

Trust me. You'll come back, eventually. Just like Sally.


Comments begin in the 'we love Watchmen (although some of us have reservations about the swinging massive blue dong), go Dayter' mould, until people, from page three onwards, suddenly notice the metaphor he used to describe how the movie should make you feel:

DUDE. No one asks to be cracked in the jaw and bent over the goddamned pool table. Was there NO OTHER ANALOGY you could have used? Do you realize that you're comparing your movie to a rapist and the moviegoers to victims asking for it? And what is this "You'll come back. Just like Sally" crap? Do you have any f***ing idea how offensive that is? Could you not have come up with some other analogy, some other pithy tag, something that doesn't make it out like the Comedian was doing Silk Spectre a f***ing favor when he beat her bloody and tried to rape her?

Did you mean to do that?? If not, erm, consider your words more carefully next time you do the "open letter" thing, because wow, did that part get away from you.


Dayter comments on page 7 with an apology claiming he does not condone violence against women, which is edited into the original article. People briefly thank him for apologising, and then attack him again. Dayter responds graciously via huge spoonfuls of sarcasm and retracting his apology (page 8):

Clearly, you can't get less hateful or spewy than that. I humbly retract the statement.

Anyway, I'm sorry you disliked the film.

And you're right, I don't know why I ever set out to do this in the first place. It's really the world I'm hurting. Damn my family, and their almost-constant need for food!


On top of all of this there's huge amounts of movie rage, but the best thing about the whole altercation is the people at Hardcore Nerdity going so far as to make a video response urging people to LEAVE DAYTER ALONE, starring a very angry Dr. Manhattan.



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[info]sarracenia
2009-03-15 06:14 am UTC (link)
Banana pancakes:

2 bananas
1 egg
2 cups flour (whatever type you want, really, I've used whole wheat, white, bread etc.)
2 tsp baking soda
Enough milk to reach desired thickness (I like my pancakes very very thin, but most people don't. If you run out of milk before it's reached that point done, I've substituted water before.)
Spices (I usually grind up a couple allspice berries and maybe some cinnamon in my mortar and pestle. I fail at measuring, but it's probably a couple teaspoons. Other possible spices are vanilla, nutmeg, cloves, etc.)

Mash the bananas thoroughly. I like mine so there's not even any chunks left. Mix in the egg. Mix in a cup or so of milk. Mix in the flour and baking soda and the spices. Mix in more milk until you have a relatively thin batter. Unless you like really thick pancakes I guess.

Get your griddle going. Make it nonstick by unwrapping the top of a stick of butter and rubbing it in. (I like my cooking unhealthy, damnit.) Pour batter on the griddle. Wait until one side has browned. Flip it and cook the other side.

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[info]honorh
2009-03-15 07:53 am UTC (link)
Quick clarification: baking soda or baking powder? I do love me some pancakes, so I might have to try these.

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[info]sarracenia
2009-03-15 07:59 am UTC (link)
I use baking soda most the time, but I've grabbed the baking powder by accident and it's turned out okay.

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[info]staroverthebay
2009-03-16 01:29 am UTC (link)
!!!! OMFG YUM THESE SOUND AWESOME!

Sorry for the yell, but oh my god that makes me SO hungry now!

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