This is going to be a great week.

So the massive amount of non-transformative Twilight fanfics out there are also in violation of copyright laws, according to your accusation, especially considering that webmasters are making money off the ads

I'm fascinated-- not that there's someone out there who doesn't believe that, but that there's someone out there who has clearly never heard this before in her life. It's so cute. And cuddly.

Like a stuffed animal, but less intelligent.

Like I said: this is going to be a great week.