Comment #28 (linked fourth in "I mean really dissing") slays me:

okies soo i think that kellan is a lil better looking then rob even though i’m not a jock chaiser i usally like the more musical looking and such sort!

and angelic i agree with you on that Russet Noon thing! that’s just bull that someone thinks they can really write a continuing book from someone else’s series. it wouldn’t be worth reading cuase she dosn’t know the people in the books like steph does! and i to wish she would write another book, one from Renesmee’s point of view showing how she grows and if her powers grow with her, if she has lil vamp pups, will the volturi come back years later and so on! wouldn’t it be kewl if she could put her thoughts in others heads from a mile away and even make them carrie out her thoughts as if they were her own! hehe i sooo hope steph adds another book!

First: what is "musical looking"? Is that a 'type'? Like bright colors and lots of makeup and cheesy song-and-dance numbers? (unless it's a Spring Awakening style musical, I guess)

Second: wouldn’t it be kewl if she could put her thoughts in others heads from a mile away and even make them carrie out her thoughts as if they were her own! - dude but Nessie would make for a fantastic horror story. Or thriller. or ANYTHING but the lead in a romance.

(third: what did the English language ever do to this girl for her to treat it so poorly?)