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Sep (lord of all I survey) ([info]sepiamagpie) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2009-03-31 19:57:00
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Entry tags:april 1, archives, banhammer, bannination, bitter so bitter, elitism, fandom wank in review, mod post, oppression, photoshop, vintage wank, yummeh foodz

HEAR YE, HEAR YE!
Oh fair and forgiving denizens of fandom wank, it has come time for us to choose a new champion. Or a new mod, at least. You may have noticed us fading away, like beautiful unicorns. But no more!

Before you are the tasks three that must be completed for consideration:

1. You must locate a truly funny wank. It may be in our archives.
2. A golden apple. You may be creative.
3. Ten disney icons (edit: This can also be Pixar). Sep wants disney icons.

Those that complete this task will be brought before the oracle of Phosfate to hear their fate!




There will be prizes for participation, although they are best described as 'crappy'. Oh, and the mod prize.

AND WE'RE DONE. PRIZES IN NEXT POST
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[info]digigirl132
2009-04-01 04:08 am UTC (link)
Does Pixar count for Disney icons?

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(no subject) - [info]sepiamagpie, 2009-04-01 04:10 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]digigirl132, 2009-04-01 04:41 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sepiamagpie, 2009-04-01 04:43 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]digigirl132, 2009-04-01 04:49 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sepiamagpie, 2009-04-01 04:50 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]digigirl132, 2009-04-01 04:54 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]digigirl132, 2009-04-01 04:57 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sepiamagpie, 2009-04-01 05:00 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]digigirl132, 2009-04-01 05:01 am UTC
Call the oracle! - [info]sepiamagpie, 2009-04-01 05:03 am UTC
Re: Call the oracle! - [info]digigirl132, 2009-04-01 05:05 am UTC
The Oracle Speaks. - [info]phosfate, 2009-04-01 11:56 pm UTC

[info]anonyrat
2009-04-01 04:25 am UTC (link)

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(no subject) - [info]sepiamagpie, 2009-04-01 04:27 am UTC

[info]barankhy
2009-04-01 04:36 am UTC (link)
I return from my quest to complete The Second Task:



A true classic. Delicious taste. Causes wars.

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(no subject) - scifantasy, 2009-04-01 04:44 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]phosfate, 2009-04-01 04:55 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]barankhy, 2009-04-01 05:19 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]barankhy, 2009-04-01 05:46 am UTC
(no subject) - scifantasy, 2009-04-01 03:09 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]barankhy, 2009-04-01 03:17 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]kalakagatha, 2009-04-01 11:06 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]greenling, 2009-04-02 04:09 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]kalakagatha, 2009-04-02 03:12 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]charamei, 2009-04-02 01:49 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]kalakagatha, 2009-04-02 03:15 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]charamei, 2009-04-02 09:22 pm UTC
I bring icons - [info]barankhy, 2009-04-01 04:56 am UTC
Ye Thirde Taske - [info]barankhy, 2009-04-01 05:09 am UTC
Bring him before the oracle! - [info]sepiamagpie, 2009-04-01 05:15 am UTC
The Oracle Speaks. - [info]phosfate, 2009-04-01 11:58 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]siempredescalzo, 2009-04-01 07:18 am UTC

[info]ladybirdsleeps
2009-04-01 04:47 am UTC (link)


It's the one in the middle. Not the one on the left.

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(no subject) - [info]brown_betty, 2009-04-01 06:23 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]randomsome1, 2009-04-01 06:35 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]spacelogic, 2009-04-01 08:36 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]xero_sky, 2009-04-01 07:02 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]cygnia, 2009-04-01 07:43 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]bobafeis, 2009-04-01 11:23 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]cygnia, 2009-04-01 05:18 pm UTC

[info]tisiphone
2009-04-01 04:52 am UTC (link)
I read the banner too quickly and I can swear it read "Oral Prostate".

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[info]keleri
2009-04-01 05:00 am UTC (link)
I quite enjoyed this wank, which includes limericks, knitting and a pseuicide.

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[info]gusty
2009-04-01 05:06 am UTC (link)
Darn. I just have An American Tail icons. Clearly this is a sign from above I need to get me some Disney DVDs.

Alright, if it pleases the court, I submit that THIS was a funny wank: Chancery is a reluctant axe-wielding maniac!

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(no subject) - [info]gusty, 2009-04-01 05:13 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]darksumomo, 2009-04-02 04:37 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]gusty, 2009-04-01 05:22 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sepiamagpie, 2009-04-01 05:26 am UTC

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LET HER BE BROUGHT BEFORE THE ORACLE - [info]sepiamagpie, 2009-04-01 05:42 am UTC
Re: LET HER BE BROUGHT BEFORE THE ORACLE - [info]gusty, 2009-04-01 05:44 am UTC
Re: LET HER BE BROUGHT BEFORE THE ORACLE - [info]sepiamagpie, 2009-04-01 05:45 am UTC
The Oracle Speaks. - [info]phosfate, 2009-04-01 11:59 pm UTC
Now with less irritating formatting. - [info]gusty, 2009-04-01 05:44 am UTC
Re: Now with less irritating formatting. - [info]sisterelwood, 2009-04-01 05:47 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]gusty, 2009-04-01 05:57 am UTC

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(no subject) - [info]sepiamagpie, 2009-04-01 05:25 am UTC

[info]sisterelwood
2009-04-01 05:27 am UTC (link)
Funny wank: A Book About A Potato?

Golden Apple:

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(no subject) - [info]sisterelwood, 2009-04-01 05:32 am UTC
BRING HER BEFORE THE ORACLE - [info]sepiamagpie, 2009-04-01 05:38 am UTC
Re: BRING HER BEFORE THE ORACLE - [info]sisterelwood, 2009-04-01 05:39 am UTC
The Oracle Speaks. - [info]phosfate, 2009-04-02 12:01 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]underwaterowl, 2009-04-01 05:51 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sisterelwood, 2009-04-01 05:55 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]wankismyfandom, 2009-04-01 08:00 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]wallflower, 2009-04-01 06:23 am UTC

[info]danceswithelvis
2009-04-01 05:36 am UTC (link)
I'm so behind! D:

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[info]wankismyfandom
2009-04-01 05:47 am UTC (link)
Task 1: I find God's magical fucking pubic hairs good for a laugh.

Task 2:

Task 3: erm, gimme a bit.

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Task 3 - [info]wankismyfandom, 2009-04-01 07:55 am UTC
BRING HER BEFORE THE ORACLE - [info]sepiamagpie, 2009-04-01 08:15 am UTC
The Oracle Speaks. - [info]phosfate, 2009-04-02 12:03 am UTC
Re: The Oracle Speaks. - [info]jujubee, 2009-04-02 01:27 am UTC
Re: The Oracle Speaks. - [info]phosfate, 2009-04-02 02:23 am UTC
Re: The Oracle Speaks. - [info]white_serpent, 2009-04-02 02:34 am UTC
Re: The Oracle Speaks. - [info]phosfate, 2009-04-02 03:04 am UTC
Re: Task 3 - [info]eleutheria, 2009-04-02 01:47 am UTC
Re: Task 3 - [info]wankismyfandom, 2009-04-02 06:23 am UTC
Re: Task 3 - [info]notarose, 2009-04-02 10:50 am UTC
Re: Task 3 - [info]wankismyfandom, 2009-04-02 04:49 pm UTC
Re: Task 3 - [info]notarose, 2009-04-03 12:18 am UTC

[info]ari_o
2009-04-01 05:48 am UTC (link)
I don't want to be a mod, but I bring this golden apple anyway:

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[info]seperis
2009-04-01 05:55 am UTC (link)
Those that complete this task will be brought before the oracle of Phosfate to hear their fate!

I feel this excludes the population of us with an incurable case of laziness. Does it count if we thought about it really, really hard? For like, an entire three seconds, even.

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(no subject) - [info]msilverstar, 2009-04-01 08:43 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]dancink, 2009-04-01 10:54 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]platedlizard, 2009-04-01 11:03 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]seperis, 2009-04-01 11:32 am UTC

[info]sevendeadlyfun
2009-04-01 05:57 am UTC (link)
Task the First:

Nothing is funnier than Snapes on an Astral Plane


Task the Sequel:



The Task Strikes Back:







Icon Credit: In Order

[info]beahorgana, [info]iconic_lydia, [info]mangoninja, [info]plaid_giraffe

[info]mangoninja, [info]missfnb, [info]rightonicons

[info]xonlyashesx, [info]yourbestbet, [info]zenni


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BRING HER BEFORE THE ORACLE - [info]sepiamagpie, 2009-04-01 06:01 am UTC
The Oracle Speaks. - [info]phosfate, 2009-04-02 12:07 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]lady_jafaria, 2009-04-01 06:59 am UTC

[info]lindra
2009-04-01 05:57 am UTC (link)
Oooh, ooh, me me me!

1) I submit that nothing beats CrystalWank '04 and the ensuing HED PASTEDE ON YAY, because:
i) one, pervasive internet meme that will never not be funny,
ii) the truly epic robustness of the servers caused by said wank,
iii) [info]cleolinda's wankquotes from the comments, which are truly golden,
iv) the fact that said wank is truly the epic wank of wankalypse to bring all wank befor the all-star wankers of wankdonia that they may be wanked one last final wanking time,
v) the fallout that ensures, to this day, that I remember how to use the 'transform' tool in photoshop, so it was funny AND educational, and some of those tutorials were a RIOT,
vi) it was really fucking funny.

2)
(From here.)

3) will reply to this comment with this in a bit -- attempting MSPaint now.

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(no subject) - [info]altera, 2009-04-01 06:25 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]lindra, 2009-04-01 07:26 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]lindra, 2009-04-01 07:22 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]lindra, 2009-04-01 07:25 am UTC
BRING HER BEFORE THE ORACLE - [info]sepiamagpie, 2009-04-01 08:14 am UTC
The Oracle Speaks. - [info]phosfate, 2009-04-02 12:06 am UTC

[info]sorchar
2009-04-01 06:37 am UTC (link)
HEY! WHAT ABOUT MY KINGS SLASH? I DEMAND KINGS SLASH!

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(no subject) - [info]sepiamagpie, 2009-04-01 08:13 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sorchar, 2009-04-01 09:05 pm UTC

[info]mochibuni
2009-04-01 06:41 am UTC (link)
1. Snapes on an Astral Plane!

2. I LIEK, TOTALLY DREW THIZ BYE HANDZ!


3.

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(no subject) - [info]mochibuni, 2009-04-01 06:48 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]lady_jafaria, 2009-04-01 07:00 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]mochibuni, 2009-04-01 07:04 am UTC
BRING HER BEFORE THE ORACLE - [info]sepiamagpie, 2009-04-01 08:12 am UTC
The Oracle Speaks. - [info]phosfate, 2009-04-02 12:09 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]aliaras, 2009-04-01 10:27 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]mochibuni, 2009-04-01 12:56 pm UTC

[info]jujubee
2009-04-01 06:47 am UTC (link)
Why do I have a feeling that if I post here I will be banned? Oh, shi---

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(no subject) - [info]sepiamagpie, 2009-04-01 08:11 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]jujubee, 2009-04-01 06:01 pm UTC
BRING HER BEFORE THE ORACLE - [info]sepiamagpie, 2009-04-02 12:08 am UTC
The Oracle Speaks. - [info]phosfate, 2009-04-02 12:10 am UTC

[info]swordmage
2009-04-01 06:55 am UTC (link)
1) There's something to be said for those who just keep on giving: "You are interrogating this text from the wrong perspective. Indeed, you aren't even reading it. You are projecting your own limitations on it"

2)

3)





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(no subject) - [info]swordmage, 2009-04-01 06:56 am UTC
BRING HER BEFORE THE ORACLE - [info]sepiamagpie, 2009-04-01 08:11 am UTC
Re: BRING HER BEFORE THE ORACLE - [info]swordmage, 2009-04-01 05:06 pm UTC
The Oracle Speaks. - [info]phosfate, 2009-04-02 12:12 am UTC

[info]khym_chanur
2009-04-01 07:41 am UTC (link)
To seek the Holy Grail!

...

No, wait, that was a different set of questions. My bad.

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(no subject) - [info]singe, 2009-04-01 07:47 pm UTC

[info]harrylovesron
2009-04-01 07:48 am UTC (link)
Before I try my hand at this noble quest, Disney owns Power Rangers, so they count for 10 Disney icons right? ... RIGHT?

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(no subject) - [info]sepiamagpie, 2009-04-01 08:10 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]harrylovesron, 2009-04-01 08:27 am UTC
BRING HER BEFORE THE ORACLE - [info]sepiamagpie, 2009-04-02 12:25 am UTC
The Oracle Speaks. - [info]phosfate, 2009-04-02 12:27 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]harrylovesron, 2009-04-02 04:58 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]harrylovesron, 2009-04-02 04:57 am UTC

[info]criticalcricket
2009-04-01 07:55 am UTC (link)
1. This one will never cease to amuse me How NOT to Date a Celebrity

2. A Golden Apple


3.All icons stolen from Peaces_Icons
1. 2. 3.
4. 5. 6.
7. 8. 9.
10.

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BRING HER BEFORE THE ORACLE - [info]sepiamagpie, 2009-04-01 08:10 am UTC
The Oracle Speaks. - [info]phosfate, 2009-04-02 12:14 am UTC

[info]alphabet26
2009-04-01 08:09 am UTC (link)
I haven't seen any Emperor's New Groove icons, so I have to show off this one. Kronk is the best.

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(no subject) - [info]youngcurmudgeon, 2009-04-01 09:47 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]alphabet26, 2009-04-02 01:35 am UTC

[info]tehrin
2009-04-01 08:18 am UTC (link)
1.The first DANNY wank
2. Golden Apple...Or Apple Gold


I think it's juice or something!

3.Disney icons
1. 2. 3. 4. 5.
6. 7. 8. 9. 10.

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BRING HER BEFORE THE ORACLE - [info]sepiamagpie, 2009-04-01 08:21 am UTC
Re: BRING HER BEFORE THE ORACLE - [info]tehrin, 2009-04-01 08:24 am UTC
The Oracle Speaks. - [info]phosfate, 2009-04-02 12:15 am UTC
Re: The Oracle Speaks. - [info]tehrin, 2009-04-02 01:28 am UTC

[info]dr_tectonic
2009-04-01 08:45 am UTC (link)
Done!

I have located a funny wank, a golden apple, and ten Disney and/or Pixar icons.

(I inferred that the verb 'locate' should be applied to tasks 2 & 3, although you didn't state it explicitly. I hope that's okay!)

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The Oracle Speaks. - [info]phosfate, 2009-04-02 03:05 am UTC
Re: The Oracle Speaks. - [info]dr_tectonic, 2009-04-02 04:24 am UTC
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