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Caito Potato ([info]caito) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2009-04-16 23:12:00
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The Russet Doom Saga, Part III
Lady Sybilla put out another press release. She also showed up at the Twilight Lexicon again, since that went so well the last time. (When the formatting gets hard to read, check it here.)

(Fanhistory links are all nofollow.)

After her Wikipedia article was deleted (you can go to the Russet-Noon webpage for more information), Lady Sybilla edited the shit out of the Russet Noon Fanhistory page all by her lonesome (despire Laura Hale asking around on Bebo whether anyone else had anything to contribute).

And in case your blog entry about the whole affair shows up there, I'm sorry. Lady Sybilla farmed the Russet Doom Supplementary Links Collection and changed my format a little to make the attention seem less wholly negative.

Oh also I put together an entry in my journal with links to screencaps and transcriptions and things, for quick and easy reference. 
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[info]tez
2009-04-18 04:59 am UTC (link)
I love potatoes
I love entitled twits
I love fanfiction
(Yes, that's the name for it)
I love this wanky mess
It's so ridiculous

Boom de yada, boom de yada,
Boom de yada, boom de yada...

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(no subject) - [info]justjenn, 2009-04-18 05:42 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]wuthers, 2009-04-18 06:00 am UTC
SECOND VERSE - [info]tez, 2009-04-18 10:02 pm UTC
Third Verse - mockygogo, 2009-04-18 10:19 pm UTC

[info]wthrwthoutyu
2009-04-18 06:18 am UTC (link)
I particularly screamed in agony enjoyed the part where she tried use quantum physics as an excuse...wtf?

The woman is a loon. A loon that croons in new age gibberish. I want to whack her over the head with a copy of The Skeptic now.

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(Anonymous)
2009-04-18 07:45 am UTC (link)
Honestly, I think this is someone doing it just for the lulz! Whoever is writing this seems way to intelligent not to understand what fanfiction is, and it seems like a giant publicity stunt by someone who is possibly jealous of Stephanie Meyer.

http://www.twilightlexicon.com/2009/04/08/whose-characters-are-they-anyway/comment-page-1/#comment-180325

She could be 75 years old? She could be friggn Anne Rice jealous over the attention Stephanie Meyer is getting?

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[info]danceswithelvis
2009-04-18 08:09 am UTC (link)
Wow...there is just a fuck-ton of batshit crazy in this one. o.o

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[info]caito
2009-04-18 11:42 am UTC (link)
LADY SYBILLA MADE A WIKIPEDIA PAGE FOR RUSSET NOON.

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(no subject) - [info]caito, 2009-04-19 08:09 am UTC
*bows head in prayer*
[info]caito
2009-04-18 11:57 am UTC (link)
Remember oh most gracious [info]cleolinda that never was it known, that anyone who fled to thy protection, implored thy help, or sought thy intercession was left unaided. Inspired by this confidence, I fly unto thee, oh wanka of wankas, my hero. To thee I come, before thee I stand, stressed out and sorrowful. Oh reporter of the epic wanks, despise not my petitions but in thy mercy hear and answer me. Amen.




No one tell my mother what I just did to her favorite prayer.

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Re: *bows head in prayer* - [info]wuthers, 2009-04-18 12:26 pm UTC
Re: *bows head in prayer* - (Anonymous), 2009-04-18 04:00 pm UTC
Re: *bows head in prayer* - [info]cleolinda, 2009-04-18 04:37 pm UTC
Re: *bows head in prayer* - [info]ari_o, 2009-04-18 08:15 pm UTC
Re: *bows head in prayer* - [info]vitalitat, 2009-04-18 09:27 pm UTC

(Anonymous)
2009-04-18 12:56 pm UTC (link)
Because this post needs more Monty Python.

You can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a plot line and some free characters at you. If I went around saying I was emperor, just because some moistened bint lobbed a story at me, they'd put me away.

Racetrack

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(no subject) - [info]saperlipopette, 2009-04-18 03:37 pm UTC
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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2009-04-19 09:07 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2009-04-20 12:31 am UTC
I'm no lawyer but...
[info]shadowmonkey
2009-04-18 02:25 pm UTC (link)
...isn't publishing and making it available in libraries still an infringement of copyright?

SillyLady needs to learn the next stage of fanfic and copyright:
1) Don't sell it.
2) Making no money =/= not infringing copyright.

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Re: I'm no lawyer but... - [info]alina_kalime, 2009-04-18 04:04 pm UTC
Re: I'm no lawyer but... - (Anonymous), 2009-04-18 04:13 pm UTC
Re: I'm no lawyer but... - [info]dragonfangirl, 2009-04-18 09:23 pm UTC
Re: I'm no lawyer but... - [info]wankismyfandom, 2009-04-20 09:26 pm UTC

(Anonymous)
2009-04-18 02:36 pm UTC (link)
I literally just clapped my hands like a seal. Wikipedia wank! What next? Seriously, what depths are left for Lady Syb to plum? A pseucide, maybe? If this is a social experiment, I have to say, I'm sort of impressed.

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(no subject) - mockygogo, 2009-04-18 07:08 pm UTC

[info]saperlipopette
2009-04-18 03:39 pm UTC (link)
She's going to donate it to public libraries? What? Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?




Wait, why am I surprised?

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2009-04-18 04:16 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]miss_eponine, 2009-04-19 06:04 pm UTC
re: Wikipedia page
(Anonymous)
2009-04-18 03:40 pm UTC (link)
Oh, my God.

She just doesn't know when to quit?

It's like if she keeps clapping her hands hard enough, or head against the keyboard, she'll keep the little fairy idea of her fanfiction alive!

"I DON'T BELIEVE IN FANFICTION FAIRIES!"
"I DON'T BELIEVE IN FANFICTION FAIRIES!"
"I DON'T BELIEVE IN FANFICTION FAIRIES!"

*looks around*

Is it dead? Or do I need to put a few more into her. Got a nearly a full clip.

---Gourry

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Re: Wikipedia page - [info]urpletastic, 2009-04-19 05:56 pm UTC
Re: Wikipedia page - (Anonymous), 2009-04-19 10:49 pm UTC

[info]duraniedrama
2009-04-18 04:44 pm UTC (link)
My sister told me about one time she got in a discussion about What Kind Of Superpower Would You Like To Have? (She hangs with geeks, they talk about things like this.)

My sister said she would love to have the power to reach through the Internet and physically slap people for being stupid.

Everybody else said they wished they'd thought of that first.

The Wikipedia entry now makes me wish I had that power.

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(no subject) - mockygogo, 2009-04-18 07:09 pm UTC
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[info]seca
2009-04-18 05:33 pm UTC (link)
So... anyone wanna take bets on how long it takes wiki to delete the page?

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(no subject) - [info]ari_o, 2009-04-18 08:13 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]vzg, 2009-04-19 02:28 am UTC
Just because I can't F***ing believe it
(Anonymous)
2009-04-18 05:33 pm UTC (link)
The wikipedia external link "Discussion about Russet Noon" links to this F_W entry.

She...she so clearly doesn't get it.

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Re: Just because I can't F***ing believe it - (Anonymous), 2009-04-18 05:37 pm UTC

(Anonymous)
2009-04-18 05:35 pm UTC (link)
After several years' experience of taking unsolicited books to the library basement and eventually to the recycling bins, I have to say:

You go ahead and try, Sybilla. I'll be ready with my book truck.

-- oh_so_sparkly

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2009-04-18 05:38 pm UTC

[info]duraniedrama
2009-04-18 06:21 pm UTC (link)
Incidentally my part of the Universal Mind is happy to donate to your part of the Universal Mind most of 1984. There’s a lot of Michael Jackson, Duran Duran, and Laura Branigan lyrics rattling around in there that I could really do without them taking up space. I might be able to remember more useful things like where the hell my car keys are. Try as I might The Union of the Snake is seriously embedded, but since you’ve got this universal mind thing nailed, if you could zap those lyrics out or channel them to someone who really needs them it would be sweet. Better yet, rerecord the song I’m sure the guys won’t mind if you just take it.

Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

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(no subject) - [info]wankismyfandom, 2009-04-18 08:49 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]poisonyoulove, 2009-04-19 01:46 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]vzg, 2009-04-19 02:27 am UTC
Wiki-wanked?
[info]sock_pupetteer
2009-04-18 06:31 pm UTC (link)
Did someone just edit the Wiki entry, and if that person is a wanka does that constitute trolling the wank?

http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Russet_Noon&diff=284621557&oldid=284596464

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Re: Wiki-wanked? - (Anonymous), 2009-04-18 06:49 pm UTC
Re: Wiki-wanked? - [info]sock_pupetteer, 2009-04-18 06:57 pm UTC
Not to encourage trolling... - [info]bacon_lover, 2009-04-19 01:27 am UTC
Re: Wiki-wanked? - pastri_archy, 2009-04-19 02:08 am UTC
Re: Wiki-wanked? - [info]angelofstrange, 2009-04-20 06:14 am UTC
Re: Wiki-wanked? - [info]sock_pupetteer, 2009-04-20 10:22 am UTC

mockygogo
2009-04-18 06:52 pm UTC (link)
omg. This is... beautiful!

"The title, Russet Noon, is a reference to Stephenie Meyer's frequent usage of the word russet to describe the color of Jacob Black's skin. It's also kind of racist, so bonus points!"

"god forbid any one of the characters look even slightly normal, you know? Who'd be interested in that?"


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mockygogo
2009-04-18 07:14 pm UTC (link)
oh and entry needs to be edited to include copyright infringement on the cover art. Other than that, I can't believe how many lulz there are in the part that was originally Lordy Syb's. It are a work of artz.

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(no subject) - mockygogo, 2009-04-18 08:05 pm UTC

[info]issendai
2009-04-18 07:17 pm UTC (link)
I read the Wikipedia page, and lo, did I sporfle, for verily it was a masterpiece of funny. And then I checked the edits page to see what Sybilla's article originally said, and found that lo, much of the funny had NOT been bestowed upon the page by a mysterious benefactor, but was placed there by Sybilla herself. For she saw fit to place this before the masses:
Nessie is only five in human years, but, physically, she already looks like a teenager. Her head-to-toe beauty overshadows that of all the Cullen females, including her own mother's. Nessie has become the center of the Cullens' universe. Yet, no matter how much her clan bends over backwards to fulfill her every request, Nessie is a very unhappy child. She knows she is only a half-breed and hates herself for it.

For this reason, the Cullens, as well as Jake and his werewolves, have spoiled Nessie rotten, thinking they can make up for her self-perceived inadequacy. Her birthday parties are like religious ceremonies where everyone gathers to worship her beauty.

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Already trademarked in Babylon - (Anonymous), 2009-04-20 12:41 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]miburou, 2009-04-20 05:41 am UTC

(Anonymous)
2009-04-18 07:55 pm UTC (link)


*gets popcorn*
http://i41.tinypic.com/2dvq6f7.jpg

This is the wank that keeps on giving.

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[info]themadscientist
2009-04-18 07:56 pm UTC (link)
Blockination?

She got herself blocked from Wikipedia?

Oh snap.

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[info]ari_o
2009-04-18 08:07 pm UTC (link)
Printing out a copy of her magnum opus and shoving it onto public library shelves? So pathetic.

She really must have some flavor of mental illness. Extreme narcissism?

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mockygogo
2009-04-18 08:22 pm UTC (link)
(raises hand) can I ask a dumb question?

Can you put a pseudonym on a thesis? Because if not, and that's her real name, why for the love of mike would someone with a name like "Glorianna Arias" need a PSEUDONYM (and one as lame as Lady Sybilla) for a teen gothy romance novel?

I mean come on, seriously. Are you telling me there aren't romance writers who would kill to have a name like that on a cover?

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(no subject) - [info]danceswithelvis, 2009-04-18 09:33 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]urpletastic, 2009-04-19 06:04 pm UTC
John Hancock wishes to thwap New York with a fly-swatter - (Anonymous), 2009-04-20 12:44 am UTC
Re: John Hancock wishes to thwap New York with a fly-swatter - mockygogo, 2009-04-20 10:15 am UTC

mockygogo
2009-04-18 09:31 pm UTC (link)
yah. Now accused of sockpuppetry!

"They're ruining my beautiful terrible progeny page! And blocked me from fixing it! There must be some way... wait! What if I build a large wooden badger..."

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