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Caito Potato ([info]caito) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
And Lady Sybilla RETORTS:
Lady Sybilla says:
April 19, 2009 at 1:22 am

OMG, I’ve just had an epiphany! I have Asperger’s Syndrome! All these years I’ve been wondering what was so wrong with me. I’m going to drop out of school and give up my teaching career so I can check myself into a loony bin right away.

Thanks so very much for your kind advice. You are a very knowledgeable Twilight-Psychiatrist, you have made me see the light. You really have layeth the smacketh down on me. It’s gonna take me years to recover from all the damage you caused with your oh-very-eloquent, scholarly debates. I’m forever in your debt.

When I’m in a straight-jacket, I’ll be sure to tell the panel of psychiatrists that examines me to hire you as their head shrink. You really have an uncanny ability to diagnose the mentally ill with great accuracy and you don’t even need to know their medical history to do it. You are so far ahead of your time, I’m gonna have to build a monument for you.


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