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For them as are tired of squinting...

issendai
2009-04-19 06:11 am UTC (link)

Lady Sybilla says:
April 18, 2009 at 4:30 pm

Okay, okay TN and Peli, can I please just clarify that I have absolutely nothing personal against you?

I’m not your opponent. We’re moms of teens and we just happen to disagree on the subjects of Twilight, fanfics, copyright, promotion, etc. So what? We’re still fellow human beings.

Why antagonize each other over an insignificant impasse? Just take a chill pill and bury the hatchet, why don’t you? Hatred and rancor are bad for your health. Can we just agree to disagree and leave it at that?

Read my PRs if you want, that’s cool. No need to discuss them on your blog. It’s all good in the hood. Let Stephenie worry about the legal issues. Everyone else just chill, come on. You’re blowing this out of proportion. Take a deep breath and read the following article while you’re at it:

http://psa.blastmagazine.com/2008/08/23/twilight-a-follow-up-and-a-promise/

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Twilight_News says:
April 18, 2009 at 8:22 pm

I don’t know you personally well enough to hate you. I’m honestly starting to wonder if this is a colossal put-on (if so, bravo, well-done, you got me and many others…although I should probably thank you for the ad revenue I’m earning from people who otherwise wouldn’t give a rat’s ass looking at this thread.).

If not seriously are you off your meds? I’m wondering are you bi-polar? Someone emailed me and pointed out that on another site(can’t find the link now think it’s called right to write or something like that)and they are wondering if you have Aspergers? If either of those two things or something similar is true get help, or go to whoever it is you go to when you think you are missing social and context clues, because this is one big failure to pick up on context, tone, and reason.

Honestly, you were an afternoon’s diversion on a slow work day. Seriously, you’re making this too easy. Do you enjoy being my Internet punching bag? Cause you keep coming here to my turf (which in case you haven’t figured it out is a fansite for the author not a wannabe author) and I keep smacking you down with what is actually common knowledge and the law and yet you keep coming back for more. Every single thing you write is such utter nonsense it’s hard to know where to begin to even debunk it. You say you want to move on, but all your actions prove otherwise. You keep claiming that you’ve learned but at the same time you keep claiming that Stephenie Meyer’s characters aren’t hers and link to dubious sources to continue to delude yourself (I’ll have to tell the editor of Blast magazine he’s a scholarly source when I’m invited to their Christmas party this year.)

I’ve taken a look around the Internet. With every additional press release you write you are fast becoming the largest and possibly longest running Internet joke. No one is supporting you, they are pointing, laughing, and dying for your next bout of lunacy so they can do it again. I can’t imagine this is the only time something like this has happened to you. This is your real-life problems repeating on a grander scale online. SEE A DOCTOR. YOU NEED ONE. Really, get help, you need it.

Actually, better yet, since you know you are right and the rest of us are wrong, tell your college professors exactly what you are doing. Show them all your press releases, all your contentions, and this post and the ensuing threads. While you are at it show it all to your family. What have you got to lose. I’m thinking someone you care about needs to help you out here, because really you are losing a grip on reality.

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	Re: For them as are tired of squinting... _goblin_ 2009-04-19 06:41 am UTC (link)
	♥ Thank you. Despite the WIN, I was having trouble finding the fortitude to read that. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: For them as are tired of squinting... issendai 2009-04-19 07:23 am UTC (link)
	Yer welcome! I couldn't read the comments at all until I posted them here, the formatting was so difficult. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	Re: For them as are tired of squinting... (Anonymous) 2009-04-19 07:36 am UTC (link)
	Thanks for that. The formatting might be terrible but the content is pure, unadulterated win. (Reply to this)(Parent)

And Lady Sybilla RETORTS:

caito
2009-04-19 02:09 pm UTC (link)

Lady Sybilla says:
April 19, 2009 at 1:22 am

OMG, I’ve just had an epiphany! I have Asperger’s Syndrome! All these years I’ve been wondering what was so wrong with me. I’m going to drop out of school and give up my teaching career so I can check myself into a loony bin right away.

Thanks so very much for your kind advice. You are a very knowledgeable Twilight-Psychiatrist, you have made me see the light. You really have layeth the smacketh down on me. It’s gonna take me years to recover from all the damage you caused with your oh-very-eloquent, scholarly debates. I’m forever in your debt.

When I’m in a straight-jacket, I’ll be sure to tell the panel of psychiatrists that examines me to hire you as their head shrink. You really have an uncanny ability to diagnose the mentally ill with great accuracy and you don’t even need to know their medical history to do it. You are so far ahead of your time, I’m gonna have to build a monument for you.

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	Re: And Lady Sybilla RETORTS: caito 2009-04-19 02:15 pm UTC (link)
	(For the record, I called it. But at the same time I want to hit her with a stick, because Asperger's is a disorder, not a mental illness that requires hospitalization.) (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: And Lady Sybilla RETORTS: (Anonymous) 2009-04-19 11:18 pm UTC (link)
	Asperger's is a disorder, not a mental illness that requires hospitalization THIS. Thank you. As someone who probably has it, and who also happens to be terrified of hospitalization, that made my stomach churn and my blood boil. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	Re: And Lady Sybilla RETORTS: (Anonymous) 2009-04-20 04:33 pm UTC (link)
	I know of someone who has it, and he's just a little socially awkward, not a complete nutcase. Is anyone already tired of Lady Sybilla? She went from LOL to WTF... And doesn't Caito need a break from covering this wank? checks how long it lasted March 23rd. April 20th. WHAT THE HELL? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: And Lady Sybilla RETORTS: (Anonymous) 2009-04-20 09:05 pm UTC (link)
	0_o We ought to dub it 'the week that wanked.' (Reply to this)(Parent)

	Re: And Lady Sybilla RETORTS: wuthers 2009-04-19 02:23 pm UTC (link)
	...this just makes me more convinced she was that troll in the last post. A straight-jacket's got to be much more comfortable than one that's all bent, though. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	Re: And Lady Sybilla RETORTS: tofuknight 2009-04-20 07:31 pm UTC (link)
	Wow. Hey Lady See-Bee, we don't use straight-jackets on the mentally insane anymore, so your reply is actually really offensive to many, MANY people. Are you reading this, See-Bee? This isn't helping your "case". (Reply to this)(Parent)

And the mods continue in their winning streak of win:

wuthers
2009-04-21 05:14 am UTC (link)

You’ve officially exhausted the reply thread. Actually at this point we’d just settle for you crawling back under that rock you live under. Would the good citizens of Antelope Valley please reclaim your resident idiot? i know you’d probably rather not have her back, but we are tired of dealing with her. I’m just throwing all your IPs into moderation…no more comments from you…you are the weakest link… please pick up your lovely parting gifts and don’t let the werewolf bite you on the butt on your way out the door..goodbye.

(Bolded edit text to Lady Syb's last reply)

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