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Caito Potato ([info]caito) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2009-04-16 23:12:00


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The Russet Doom Saga, Part III
Lady Sybilla put out another press release. She also showed up at the Twilight Lexicon again, since that went so well the last time. (When the formatting gets hard to read, check it here.)

(Fanhistory links are all nofollow.)

After her Wikipedia article was deleted (you can go to the Russet-Noon webpage for more information), Lady Sybilla edited the shit out of the Russet Noon Fanhistory page all by her lonesome (despire Laura Hale asking around on Bebo whether anyone else had anything to contribute).

And in case your blog entry about the whole affair shows up there, I'm sorry. Lady Sybilla farmed the Russet Doom Supplementary Links Collection and changed my format a little to make the attention seem less wholly negative.

Oh also I put together an
entry in my journal with links to screencaps and transcriptions and things, for quick and easy reference. 



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And Lady Sybilla RETORTS:
[info]caito
2009-04-19 02:09 pm UTC (link)
Lady Sybilla says:
April 19, 2009 at 1:22 am

OMG, I’ve just had an epiphany! I have Asperger’s Syndrome! All these years I’ve been wondering what was so wrong with me. I’m going to drop out of school and give up my teaching career so I can check myself into a loony bin right away.

Thanks so very much for your kind advice. You are a very knowledgeable Twilight-Psychiatrist, you have made me see the light. You really have layeth the smacketh down on me. It’s gonna take me years to recover from all the damage you caused with your oh-very-eloquent, scholarly debates. I’m forever in your debt.

When I’m in a straight-jacket, I’ll be sure to tell the panel of psychiatrists that examines me to hire you as their head shrink. You really have an uncanny ability to diagnose the mentally ill with great accuracy and you don’t even need to know their medical history to do it. You are so far ahead of your time, I’m gonna have to build a monument for you.

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Re: And Lady Sybilla RETORTS:
[info]caito
2009-04-19 02:15 pm UTC (link)
(For the record, I called it. But at the same time I want to hit her with a stick, because Asperger's is a disorder, not a mental illness that requires hospitalization.)

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Re: And Lady Sybilla RETORTS:
(Anonymous)
2009-04-19 11:18 pm UTC (link)
Asperger's is a disorder, not a mental illness that requires hospitalization

THIS. Thank you. As someone who probably has it, and who also happens to be terrified of hospitalization, that made my stomach churn and my blood boil.

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Re: And Lady Sybilla RETORTS:
(Anonymous)
2009-04-20 04:33 pm UTC (link)
I know of someone who has it, and he's just a little socially awkward, not a complete nutcase.

Is anyone already tired of Lady Sybilla? She went from LOL to WTF... And doesn't Caito need a break from covering this wank?

*checks how long it lasted*

March 23rd. April 20th. WHAT THE HELL?

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Re: And Lady Sybilla RETORTS:
(Anonymous)
2009-04-20 09:05 pm UTC (link)
0_o

We ought to dub it 'the week that wanked.'

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Re: And Lady Sybilla RETORTS:
[info]wuthers
2009-04-19 02:23 pm UTC (link)
...this just makes me more convinced she was that troll in the last post.

A straight-jacket's got to be much more comfortable than one that's all bent, though.

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Re: And Lady Sybilla RETORTS:
[info]tofuknight
2009-04-20 07:31 pm UTC (link)
Wow. Hey Lady See-Bee, we don't use straight-jackets on the mentally insane anymore, so your reply is actually really offensive to many, MANY people.

Are you reading this, See-Bee? This isn't helping your "case".

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And the mods continue in their winning streak of win:
[info]wuthers
2009-04-21 05:14 am UTC (link)
You’ve officially exhausted the reply thread. Actually at this point we’d just settle for you crawling back under that rock you live under. Would the good citizens of Antelope Valley please reclaim your resident idiot? i know you’d probably rather not have her back, but we are tired of dealing with her. I’m just throwing all your IPs into moderation…no more comments from you…you are the weakest link… please pick up your lovely parting gifts and don’t let the werewolf bite you on the butt on your way out the door..goodbye.

(Bolded edit text to Lady Syb's last reply)

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