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author entitlement, baleetion, cult of nice, fandom: stargate, fanfic, flouncing, thoughts on yaoi, writers are often pompous douches

My concubines are lame. Drown them all!
SGA ficcer is not getting the acclaim she says she deserves. So she is going to delete her LJ. Her 560 "friends" are not fawning enough so what's the point?!

There are at least 60 comments on her epic fic's last two chapters now. I'm too lazy to figure out how many there were before she flipped out. Also she posted the last chapter only yesterday.

And the mea culpas pour in--three pages of "I'm sorry/I suck/Plz don't go."

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And one of them thinks she can get some LOVE IF SHE FLOUNCES TOO!

When someone points out the flounce. sardonicsmiley doesn't argue much.

And she is finally called on her tantrum.

LOL ENTITLEMENT DEBATE.

eta: WOT? "I'm turning commenting off until the last part, because otherwise that would just be too much."

So she turned commenting off and then bitched about no comments? O_o

eta2: All this for an alias change?

ETA3: BAHLEETION!! (saved pages below)

page 1, page 2, page 3, and expanded smackdown. And page 4 thanks to longtimegone! :D

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	doomsday 2009-04-19 10:18 pm UTC (link)
	Considering fandom's penchant for smooshy names, I'm going to guess "whiny humping." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	jkefka 2009-04-19 10:53 pm UTC (link)
	I am unsure if this is the correct interpretation of that term but I endorse it anyways. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	(Anonymous) 2009-04-19 11:02 pm UTC (link)
	since the term has to do with hurt/comfort, i think you nailed the definition. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	copperbadge 2009-04-20 12:05 am UTC (link)
	Better than the idea I had, which was Wet Humping. I...may have been in Torchwood fandom too long. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	sorchar 2009-04-20 12:17 am UTC (link)
	There is no such thing as too long in Torchwood fandom. And now I want Jack/Ianto Wet Humping. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	copperbadge 2009-04-20 12:21 am UTC (link)
	I've read a few let's-do-it-in-a-pool fics, if you want links, but the issue I generally run into is many of them involve COLD WATER. I mean I can't figure out what wet humping would be, other than either 1. water or 2. a lot of lube. Unless they were having a threesome with a being made primarily out of water. Okay I need to stop thinking about this now. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	stella_polaris 2009-04-20 12:29 am UTC (link)
	Dude, I want links. Unless they all have cold water in which case, agh. Even I can't apply that much suspension of disbelief. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

copperbadge
2009-04-20 12:38 am UTC (link)

For reference, these were pulled from my recslist at delicious.com/tw_fic.

Quarantine Procedures:
http://entangled-now.livejournal.com/9760.html
The team find themselves in a "decontam" hot tub after a mission.

A Bird In The Hand Can Make A Big Damn Mess
http://community.livejournal.com/under_the_couch/11898.html
This is just shy of being cracky IMO -- the team are called out to handle some rift-related activity, and then there is sex in a pond.

Those are the only two I could find on a quick read-through. There are plenty about sex in the showers, I know, but I don't know which they are. I never considered a Wet Humping tag on delicious... :D

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	stella_polaris 2009-04-20 12:41 am UTC (link)
	\,,/ Thanks! (Reply to this)(Parent)

	sorchar 2009-04-20 12:56 am UTC (link)
	Or watersports, which isn't everyone's cup of tea. I like shower fics, personally. The water's warm, someone can be slammed up against a wall, and there are shelves so that things like lube can be handy. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kaesa 2009-04-20 09:06 am UTC (link)
	Or watersports, which isn't everyone's cup of tea. D: I was going to make some tea until I read that. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	sorchar 2009-04-21 02:18 am UTC (link)
	Oh, oops. Should've said no pun intended. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	donna 2009-04-20 10:45 pm UTC (link)
	I like shower fics, personally. The water's warm, someone can be slammed up against a wall, and there are shelves so that things like lube can be handy. <3 (Reply to this)(Parent)

	missdaisy 2009-04-20 02:37 am UTC (link)
	Wonder Twin Powers Activate! Form of a THREESOME! (Reply to this)(Parent)

	splintercat 2009-04-22 11:23 pm UTC (link)
	Unless they were having a threesome with a being made primarily out of water. This is Torchwood. I wouldn't be surprised if that happened in canon. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	(from beadattitude) (Anonymous) 2009-04-20 02:46 am UTC (link)
	Dude. Chafing. ::winces:: (Reply to this)(Parent)

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