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author entitlement, baleetion, cult of nice, fandom: stargate, fanfic, flouncing, thoughts on yaoi, writers are often pompous douches

My concubines are lame. Drown them all!
SGA ficcer is not getting the acclaim she says she deserves. So she is going to delete her LJ. Her 560 "friends" are not fawning enough so what's the point?!

There are at least 60 comments on her epic fic's last two chapters now. I'm too lazy to figure out how many there were before she flipped out. Also she posted the last chapter only yesterday.

And the mea culpas pour in--three pages of "I'm sorry/I suck/Plz don't go."

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And one of them thinks she can get some LOVE IF SHE FLOUNCES TOO!

When someone points out the flounce. sardonicsmiley doesn't argue much.

And she is finally called on her tantrum.

LOL ENTITLEMENT DEBATE.

eta: WOT? "I'm turning commenting off until the last part, because otherwise that would just be too much."

So she turned commenting off and then bitched about no comments? O_o

eta2: All this for an alias change?

ETA3: BAHLEETION!! (saved pages below)

page 1, page 2, page 3, and expanded smackdown. And page 4 thanks to longtimegone! :D

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	stella_polaris 2009-04-19 10:24 pm UTC (link)
	I think it's just when a character gets (usually physically) hurt, fairly seriously? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	persona 2009-04-19 10:27 pm UTC (link)
	And here I thought I'd heard every ridiculous fandom term in existence. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	(Anonymous) 2009-04-20 11:09 pm UTC (link)
	laughs insanely whumps self Signed, LJ username lobelia321 (Reply to this)(Parent)

	copperbadge 2009-04-20 12:07 am UTC (link)
	Huh. Like hurt/comfort on steroids, I suppose. I was hoping it would be more cartooney, like, John Sheppard runs into a wall, bounces off, and has to straighten his nose before he can continue. (Not that I have anything against Sheppard, but that would be pretty hilarious.) (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	stella_polaris 2009-04-20 12:17 am UTC (link)
	That would be fairly priceless, you're right. But then, if I imagine Sheppard as a cartoon, he strikes as more as a Roadrunner, you know? Beep beep. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	copperbadge 2009-04-20 12:22 am UTC (link)
	McKay does seem more the Build A Giant Machine To Solve The Problem type. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	stella_polaris 2009-04-20 12:23 am UTC (link)
	I have two words for you: Dexter's. Laboratory. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	copperbadge 2009-04-20 12:27 am UTC (link)
	It could just be the people who indoctrinated me into SGA fandom, but I have no problem at all picturing Sheppard in a tutu and ballet slippers. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	stella_polaris 2009-04-20 12:27 am UTC (link)
	What, no! ZELENKA. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	rushikayu13 2009-04-20 12:57 am UTC (link)
	Thank you, you have made my night with that mental image. :D (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	stella_polaris 2009-04-20 12:58 am UTC (link)
	;) (Reply to this)(Parent)

	stella_polaris 2009-04-20 12:19 am UTC (link)
	Also, weird, but I had no idea that was you whose comment I originally responded to. I mean, I didn't notice the username. "The Internet is a small place after all!" (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	copperbadge 2009-04-20 12:23 am UTC (link)
	It's the icon. Without the icon, I am naught but stealthy blue text! :D sneaks around JF (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	(Anonymous) 2009-04-25 06:42 am UTC (link)
	I'm even sneakier than you, Sammy... no account here! heeheehee (Your gay doctor friend from NYC here...) (Reply to this)(Parent)

	evilsqueakers 2009-04-20 07:20 am UTC (link)
	Um..crap, when was the surge in whump fic. I know I was in the fandom at the time. goes on a Google search Here's a link. That should help explain it, I guess. I don't know since whump was never my thing. What? SGA was best at crack, I swear. Ah ha! I have a definition link. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	copperbadge 2009-04-20 07:23 am UTC (link)
	From that link: It's a whumper's delight I must find a way to use this in conversation. "How's your sandwich, Sam?" "It's a whumper's delight!" It sounds like a kind of candy bar. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	evilsqueakers 2009-04-20 08:33 am UTC (link)
	It sounds like a kind of candy bar. dies laughing It does! Mars presents Whumper's Delight! It's like a Skor bar, except you lose two teeth and have an extended stay at the dentist. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	(Anonymous) 2009-04-23 09:13 pm UTC (link)
	With whom you then have the mad lovins. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	evilsqueakers 2009-04-23 09:54 pm UTC (link)
	Only if it's the same sex. SGA fandom taught us all that. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	(Anonymous) 2009-04-25 06:40 am UTC (link)
	Yes, whump-fic means "beat on your main character until he BLEEDS". (Reply to this)(Parent)

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