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moching your bunnies ([info]mochibuni) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2009-05-15 15:29:00


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But where is Andrae?
Welcome, wankas, to the Wank Report for Project Runway The Fashion Show brought to you by Lipgloss's School of Wankery and Tickybox Magazine. Today your challenge is to watch commenter Bailey construct a wanky outrage because TFS contestant Kristin (aka Strawberry Shortcake) decided to quit the competition.

The materials Bailey will use are as follows:
-Quitting is selfish and immature.
-The judge Issac is right, she shouldn't be in the business.
-Bailey had better sense at 23, so should everyone else.
-Knowing what it's like to be on a reality show without ever having been on one.
-Only people with integrity finish what they start!
-Kristin is clearly undependable!

Of course, the other commenters are free to use the materials of poking Bailey at every opportunity.

Guidance by Tom and Lorenzo are, of course, ignored.

As always, wankas, carry on and make it work!

Edited because I spelled Andrae's name wrong. :(


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[info]vitalitat
2009-05-16 01:43 am UTC (link)
I found Andre for you.


Bailey is so bitter sounding, holy cow.

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[info]ari_o
2009-05-16 02:18 am UTC (link)
I personally am amused at how s/he completely fails to understand that watching reality TV and being on a TV show are NOT THE SAME. Like some people probably are really excited about having sex on a beach until they finally do it and realize having sand ground into your sexbits is just a new level of hell.

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[info]ari_o
2009-05-16 02:29 am UTC (link)
LOL THEY ARE AT RED LOBSTER!!!!!! \o/ I didn't click that link til now. Hilarious.

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[info]skarrow
2009-05-16 03:58 am UTC (link)
Bailey is always a complete jackhole.

On another note, holy SHIT. They're at red lobster.

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[info]hallidae
2009-05-16 05:00 am UTC (link)
Oh, my God, that picture. Sense of humor FTW!

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[info]erinny
2009-05-16 06:38 am UTC (link)
Is it terrible that I want them to actually be a couple and go out on dates to Red Lobster?

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[info]tez
2009-05-16 08:27 pm UTC (link)
OH MY GOD THAT PICTURE IS AMAZING

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[info]ari_o
2009-05-16 02:14 am UTC (link)
"Now that she missed the chance to take sage advice from Not Beyonce, she'll never get to work in the industry... that she already works in..."

:D

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tetradecimal
2009-05-16 03:28 am UTC (link)
I don't doubt it is hard to do a reality show, but she knew exactly what she was getting into.

Yeah, she should have totally known what it would feel like to get in front of cameras to be ogled and objectified by countless viewers and put in a competitive pressure cooker before having actually experienced it. She deserves all the wilting criticism complete strangers on the internets can muster! And now, to the booing!

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[info]argylespy
2009-05-16 04:29 am UTC (link)
Haven't read through the links or comments yet, I'm just commenting 'cause I miss Tim Gunn like burning.

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[info]maisontv
2009-05-16 05:30 am UTC (link)
Me too! I want Tim to be my life coach and follow me around, telling me what to do.

I can't wait for the new season of PR.

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[info]mochibuni
2009-05-16 05:40 am UTC (link)
I know. :( My OTP is Tim Gunn and Mr. Feeny.

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[info]demonbean
2009-05-16 05:16 am UTC (link)
Word knows they didn't ask her to butcher cattle or design for pedophiles.

I just wonder how he came up with this sentence.

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[info]argylespy
2009-05-16 05:56 am UTC (link)
Yes, because the only reason something could possibly be stressful to the point of wanting to be far far away from it right now is if there's animal slaughter or sex offenders involved.

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[info]vzg
2009-05-16 06:15 am UTC (link)
Reality TV is the opportunity of a lifetime?! I mean, do people actually remember even the winners seasons later? I sure as fuck couldn't tell you who won any given Survivor or American Idol round, much less any other show — I can name maybe a few AI contestants, but no one I'd ever buy shit from (except maybe Jennifer Hudson, because I did like the Dreamgirls soundtrack). It's a bare fifteen minutes of fame, if that.

...But I am biased against reality television, so, I dunno, maybe the average American would have remembered her name and run out to buy everything she ever makes and make her a bazillionaire if she stayed on the show. Somehow, I doubt it.

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[info]erinny
2009-05-16 06:42 am UTC (link)
Heh. Just ask the winners of America's Next Top Model, or Project Runway, or... yeah, any reality show, really. Christian from PR has been coming close, actually, from what I can tell. Oh, and I hate American Idol passionately, but I do think Kelly Clarkson is one of the better pop stars from recent years.

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[info]wallflower
2009-05-16 10:57 am UTC (link)
Reality TV is the opportunity of a lifetime?!

People apparently think this, or else VH1 wouldn't keep coming up with shows that force the word "love" into the title.

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(no subject) - [info]vzg, 2009-05-16 05:43 pm UTC

[info]moljn
2009-05-16 03:50 pm UTC (link)
I remember Jay! Go me! And while I can't remember his name, the guy with the neck tattoo had that rather fabulous striped dress with all the zippers.

I can also pick an embarassing amount of the first three-four seasons of ANTM contestants out of a line-up; after that, they all start running together.

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[info]lukita
2009-05-16 06:16 pm UTC (link)
I vote for Daleks in our reality shows to make them better.

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[info]librarianmouse
2009-05-16 08:05 pm UTC (link)
I'm biased against reality TV as well. I think they should change the names of every reality show to "I Have No Personal Dignity and Will Do Anything for Money/Attention!"

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[info]parzi
2009-05-16 06:15 am UTC (link)
Oh man, I love TLo's blog but I hardly ever read the comments anymore. But now I'm glad I don't. Seriously, what a thing to get into a wank over. It's only been two episodes, how could you form a morally righteous opinion on any of these contestants?

Oh well, at least maybe Tom and Lorenzo will get some hits from this. They're wonderful.

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[info]miyabi
2009-05-16 06:33 am UTC (link)
Wank already? \o/

And to think that if it wasn't for Merlin I wouldn't even watch it! But then again, I guess I had to watch something to feed the PR/Tim Gunn void.

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(no subject) - [info]seca, 2009-05-17 07:39 am UTC

[info]xylophone
2009-05-16 09:23 am UTC (link)
TLo wank!? so not fabulous!

and really? wanking over the fashion show? not even all that project runway moving around brouhaha?

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[info]wallflower
2009-05-16 11:06 am UTC (link)
I want to like The Fashion Show. I really do. But it's just so...meh.

I'll keep watching it, though, because I need something to fill the void that is the time between the end of Project Runway Canada and new Project Runway US. (Any other PRC watchers here? This is probably a minority opinion, but I like it better than the US version :x Iman is so badass.)

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(Anonymous)
2009-05-16 07:25 pm UTC (link)
Small name contestant dropping out of a rip-off fashion program = srs bzns, y'all.

What's got Bailey's knickers in a twist? Is he secretly this Johnny D guy?

Helen_Damnation

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(no subject) - [info]skarrow, 2009-05-16 07:45 pm UTC
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