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	mirabellawotr 2003-08-04 05:35 pm UTC (link)
	Okay, there are many reasons why this is one of the funniest wanks I have ever read, but this exchange is fucking classic: FundieTeen: look up b-tch all u want but its too late for u anyway Guy, replying with icon of himself: Dude, I'm a guy and you forgot the y and o when spelling you. FundieTeen: ok wow dam i 'm sorry u are CUTE =o) =o) =o) =o) can i add u ?? (Reply to this)(Thread)

	uniquesnowflake 2003-08-04 05:57 pm UTC (link)
	Whoever that man is, I think I'm his little gay soulmate seperated at birth, or something. Dude. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	cimorene111 2003-08-04 07:29 pm UTC (link)
	your comment inspired me to sift through her entire comments thread looking for it, and the effort was not wasted. it makes me wonder: what if jesus is NOT cute? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

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	quinctia 2003-08-04 07:51 pm UTC (link)
	Wow. He IS cute. Hehehe. (Reply to this)(Parent)

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chaya, 2003-08-04 09:03 pm UTC

best thing ever.

mrslovett
2003-08-04 06:23 pm UTC (link)

Thank you. Thank you. This is the best wank ever. I adore you. There is so much here to love.

Even if it were spun from God's magical fucking pubic hairs, I would not pay that much money.

Possibly the most intelligent thing I have ever heard a knitter say. </bitter crocheter>

u should know anyway that G-d is a perfect being and he doesn 't have things like bacteria and body odors and nocturnall emissions and p*bic hairs and that was so disrespectful i don 't know if u were kidding or not so e-mail me and i 'll pray for u ... maybe u can help me pearl too it 's not as easy as the knitting stitch lol but i bet u knew that already !

Troll. Gotta be a troll.
Please God, by all your magical fucking pubic hairs, let this be a troll.

i know that u think what u are feeling is right but its not and i 'm crying out for u to just give G-d a chance. just try it just once ... truly FEEL G-D and u will understand what i mean , ok? please? just one time ... that 's all it will ever take for anyone just one heartfault try ...

Okay. [feels] ... [feels some more] ... [feels higher] ... [feels higher].

Okay, the results of my experimental feeling of God are as follows:
- God needs to cut his toenails.
- God has shapely ankles.
- The backs of God's knees are ticklish.
- God shrieks like a leetle girl.
- God definitely has pubic hair, which is downy and suitable for spinning, knitting, crochet, and needlepoint.
- God is feeling frisky.
- God is not Jewish.

i know that all american 's do not celebrate SUNDAY in its rightful way (the lord 's day) but u should have respect fort he fact that billions of people do that 's what being an american is about respecting differences u know? i don 't know if i can explain it to u any better than that but its true and u should do my p.o.v. on this because its just nice and respectfull. i 'm sure u don 't want to make any enemies just because u aren 't the same as most people here in america.

I just wanted to look at the unbounded perfection of that again.

Our Girl is not quite a biblical scholar.
commonreader: As a Christian, I believe that God did in fact have pubic hair during part of the Incarnation. Also I believe God has a sense of humor.
reverberate: incarnation is not a part of G-d's plan ... we have one life only to prove you 're worthy, not many as the buddists say.
commonreader: I did indeed mean the Incarnation, not reincarnation.
reverberate: okay ?

u are just wrong maybe u are a commie ? i bet u are heh say the Pledge so i can reveal u !!!

Mr. Ashcroft, please stop spending so much time on LJ. The President almost got out of his pen again while you weren't watching.

But the crowning glory...
marylin manson is so stupid and it 's not my fault u like potty humor what are u 5 ? u need to chill ...

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	lillyv 2003-08-04 06:28 pm UTC (link)
	Thank you for making my Monday a little more bearable. "I bet G-D is kicking himself for dying for U!" (Reply to this)(Thread)

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	starfish 2003-08-04 06:54 pm UTC (link)
	hi my family is wat u might call "Ecumenical" (i had to look that up in the dictionary bcuz i didn 't know how to spell it hehe) and i do not belong to one particlar religon my grandm is a jew. i 'm sorry for any confusion ! Hmm. Okay, so she has a dictionary.... I'm with whoever said "funniest wank ever." Who knew knitting could be a blood-sport? (Reply to this)

snoozy
2003-08-04 07:28 pm UTC (link)

carrie i know that DANNY is a boy 's name but i am DANI and that is a girl 's name so why would u look ? u don 't like girls do u i mean i 'm not gay or nothing not that i'd be mad at u if u were bcuz my cousin dave has a girl friend (not girlfriend haha) who is gay i 'm just wondering why u would look at my info if u know i am fem.! let me know ok.
~dani~

Bwahahah. Gotta love those fundamentalists! Only sinners and sexual deviants check out the user info of other people!

And from a post by malificati:
There have never been pictures of God...

I wonder if he's got blue or pink hair, and if he's short like Danny Devito...?

XD I am in LUV with this thread. LUV.

Damn. I want a bong cozie knitted from God's (er, G-D's) magical pubes!

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	slippery_fish 2003-08-04 07:38 pm UTC (link)
	I want the wank to have my babies... (Reply to this)(Thread)

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jfpbookworm
2003-08-04 08:12 pm UTC (link)

i am a tolerent person and i say freedom for everyone but i think u have forgotten FREEDOM OF SPEECH which i am intitled to

Then how about the part where you're telling her not to discuss God's pubic hairs?

YES but she was talking about G-D and that 's WAY DIFFERENT U KNOW ?

And she's from Orange County. Of course. (I wonder FOX will show some of the ultraconservative loonies who live out here on The OC.)

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	daijinryuu 2003-08-04 08:26 pm UTC (link)
	So, how is saying "G-d" any less saying God's name in vain than if there's, say, a vowel? Is it some secret God voodoo that I don't know about? (Reply to this)(Thread)

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Anonymous posters know all!
unnamed
2003-08-04 08:41 pm UTC (link)
And of course, don't forget the enlightened anonymous poster. It's a jewel, isn't it?
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yadda
2003-08-04 09:12 pm UTC (link)
i don 't do rosaries but other christian 's DO and G-D would NEVER NEVER NEVER let HIS DIVINE HAIR be made into a bag for a rosar ... esp. that KIND OF HAIR !!!! u DIGUST ME. DISGUST !!

Even if reverberate is a fake journal this is still the Best. Wank. Ever. Now I understand why my aunt enjoys knitting so much.
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ruaki
2003-08-04 09:31 pm UTC (link)
Breathe, little one. Breathe. Someone introduce this girl to a comma, please! And what's with all the random spaces before the apostrophe? I'm usually not one to nitpick on grammar and such, but holy cow, my eyes want to cross reading this. Someone else took more than the usual offense to her writing style too.

One Nation, Under God's Pubic Hairs

I would love a country that has this as its motto. HAIL!

I also love the Anon that keeps sneaking around the threads to post the 'THIS BE TEH FAKE!!!1'.

you are the first Christian I've seen to write "G-d". the rest write "God." The only ones I've seen that write "G-d" are Orthodox Jews.

Which reverberate then mentions that her grandmother is a Jew ("and i do not belong to one particlar religon my grandm is a jew."), but then she goes on about how Sunday is the Lord's day in a previous thread? Uh... wow, talk about crossing Abrahamic faiths--I thought Saturday is the day, yesh. I'm inclined to think 'troll,' but at the same time, it's such a great wank that I'm willing to forgive it.

Cause this made my day.

How I love thee, poster of this thread.
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mynxkittie
2003-08-04 09:35 pm UTC (link)
I'm in total agreement, this is the best wank ever.

u are just wrong maybe u are a commie ?

*sporfle*
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veuki
2003-08-04 09:50 pm UTC (link)
If that's a fake troll, it's definitely one of the best I've ever seen.
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mooncalf
2003-08-04 09:57 pm UTC (link)
Man, I don't care if she's only smiling and wanking for the camera. It's still a work of art. *wheezes*
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rowan
2003-08-04 10:09 pm UTC (link)
AHA!

why don 't u snap right out of you 're little HAIRY POTTER (HA HA) world and step into the real world and take off those combat boots while u are at it, they 're ugly buy some real shoes ... !

Harry Potter has been mentioned. The wank has reached perfection.
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rann
2003-08-05 12:08 am UTC (link)
This calls for an icon of the Monty Python God image saying "By all my magic pubic hairs!"
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luna
2003-08-05 01:10 am UTC (link)
Hee!!! This is just what I needed after all the wanktastic wanking going on in the Buffy community lately.

Kinda puts everything into perspective.
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braidedbaka
2003-08-05 05:06 am UTC (link)
*points up at icon*

This is the best wank ever. XD
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;_;
banal_o_rama
2003-08-05 05:41 am UTC (link)
She deleted her real journal, though--I would've paid to see what else is in there. Sniffle.

How did she manage to spell "reverberate" properly without mastering the word "you"?
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electricchick
2003-08-05 06:08 am UTC (link)
Oh, this is just precious.

hi,

i went to reply to you 're entry without looking at you 're cut link bcuz i didn 't want to see any thing vulgar but i saw it when i came to this page even tho i didn 't inted to so i 've gotta say that u need to get you 're prioritys best correct girl ... u can 't talk about G-d that way it 's not right at all u know ...

why coudn 't u say some thing like magical rabbit furs or spun sugar doll 's hair or some thing why bring G-d Almighty into you 're hateful tirade ... u should know anyway that G-d is a perfect being and he doesn 't have things like bacteria and body odors and nocturnall emissions and p*bic hairs and that was so disrespectful i don 't know if u were kidding or not so e-mail me and i 'll pray for u ... maybe u can help me pearl too it 's not as easy as the knitting stitch lol but i bet u knew that already !

~dani~
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Yay, I'm a god! - mooncalf, 2003-08-05 08:20 pm UTC

(no subject) - rann, 2003-08-06 10:11 am UTC

On god (oh sorry, g-d)
kimera
2003-08-05 10:33 am UTC (link)
Oh you bet, he was always joking around.

I mean, seriously, he was the biggest prankster. He's always turning people's wives into salt when they aren't looking, raining fire on people, that whole water into blood thing, priceless.

And lets not forget how he played keep away with moses and the promised land.

He's like the fifth omnipotent stooge.

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Re: On god (oh sorry, g-d) - onetrickpony, 2003-08-05 10:01 pm UTC

jar
2003-08-07 08:57 am UTC (link)
Plz do not talk about G-d's magical pubic hairs kthxbye.

... And I have now pissed myself laughing...
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