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Why is this too solid flesh not melting? ([info]apoplexia) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2009-06-09 16:21:00


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Entry tags:baleeted post replacement, mod post, modsquad, oops a minor

Hot High School Slatterns!
Friends, Romans, Wankas.

The Republican (lol!) Twilight self-publishing wank has been deleted owing to the balance of evidence suggesting that the subject was almost certainly underage. So if you saw that video with the hickey on her breast, I hope you feel suitably dirty.

In this case, her age was not exactly prominently displayed, but bear in mind that if you have any doubts about the age of the subject, don't post it. Or check with your loving mods.

Also: if you want to bring something to our attention, send us an email (ideally with a link or links). Don't just comment that "mods should look at this," since we may miss something buried deep in a comment thread.

We remain your humble servants,

the modsquad



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[info]twinno
2009-06-09 06:03 pm UTC (link)
Lord Hanuman is pleased, I'm sure.

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[info]snacky
2009-06-09 06:06 pm UTC (link)
Just for those of you who are confused, the mods' email is prominently displayed here. Use it if you have any questions.

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[info]urpletastic
2009-06-09 06:32 pm UTC (link)
We remain your humble servants

Damn, I thought we were yours!

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[info]wankprophet
2009-06-09 06:40 pm UTC (link)
See, this is why no-one likes you, F_W mods. Fucking fascists.

Who's with me? Am I right?

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(no subject) - [info]feenix, 2009-06-09 08:28 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]wankprophet, 2009-06-09 08:59 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]_goblin_, 2009-06-09 10:19 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]chrystalline, 2009-06-10 01:25 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]_goblin_, 2009-06-10 05:01 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]ajatshatru, 2009-06-10 05:07 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]_goblin_, 2009-06-10 06:47 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]ajatshatru, 2009-06-11 05:55 am UTC
(no subject) - mockygogo, 2009-06-10 07:41 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]ajatshatru, 2009-06-11 05:56 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]vzg, 2009-06-10 01:18 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sorchar, 2009-06-10 06:05 am UTC

[info]snarkhunter
2009-06-09 06:43 pm UTC (link)
Aw, sad. Why can't people wait until they're 18 to self-publish and sell on Amazon their precious Twilight fic?

They steal our fun. :(

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(no subject) - tetradecimal, 2009-06-09 08:01 pm UTC
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(no subject) - tetradecimal, 2009-06-09 08:31 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]demonbean, 2009-06-09 09:40 pm UTC

[info]_goblin_
2009-06-09 06:55 pm UTC (link)
Many thanks to Twinno! It was excellent lulz while it lasted.

And many, many slobbering and icky-ew-creepy obeisances to the mod squad.

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(no subject) - [info]daisymay79, 2009-06-09 07:41 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]eilisliana, 2009-06-09 11:32 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]chrystalline, 2009-06-09 10:44 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]_goblin_, 2009-06-10 12:02 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]chrystalline, 2009-06-10 12:57 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]libelle, 2009-06-10 10:08 am UTC

[info]aliaras
2009-06-09 07:02 pm UTC (link)
...I thought for a moment that this meant that Lady Sybs was underage. After going "WAIT WHAT?" and checking the thread, I'm relieved I just missed something :P

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(no subject) - tetradecimal, 2009-06-09 08:07 pm UTC

[info]catchester
2009-06-09 07:10 pm UTC (link)
But she need never know that we're making fun of her. Surely age is only a factor if we hurt her widdle feelings, no?

Sorry, just wondering why the age rule, thats all.

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(no subject) - [info]sepiamagpie, 2009-06-09 07:14 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]catchester, 2009-06-09 07:18 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]sepiamagpie, 2009-06-09 07:20 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]catchester, 2009-06-09 07:25 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]sepiamagpie, 2009-06-09 07:27 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]catchester, 2009-06-09 07:33 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]sepiamagpie, 2009-06-09 07:34 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]dragonsong12, 2009-06-09 08:04 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]catchester, 2009-06-09 08:13 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]dragonsong12, 2009-06-09 08:26 pm UTC
(no subject) - janegray, 2009-06-09 10:28 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]dragonsong12, 2009-06-09 11:30 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]abharding, 2009-06-11 12:05 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]photosinensis, 2009-06-11 03:15 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]viridian_magpie, 2009-06-11 05:21 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]seiberwing, 2009-06-09 07:42 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]sepiamagpie, 2009-06-09 07:43 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]apoplexia, 2009-06-09 07:48 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]seiberwing, 2009-06-09 07:49 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]feenix, 2009-06-09 08:31 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]photosinensis, 2009-06-11 03:16 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]feenix, 2009-06-09 08:29 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]also_not_a_pipe, 2009-06-09 07:15 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]sepiamagpie, 2009-06-09 07:16 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]phosfate, 2009-06-09 07:17 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]catchester, 2009-06-09 07:29 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]phosfate, 2009-06-09 07:31 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]catchester, 2009-06-09 07:35 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]snacky, 2009-06-09 07:35 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]catchester, 2009-06-09 07:39 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]snacky, 2009-06-09 07:49 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]catchester, 2009-06-09 07:55 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]apoplexia, 2009-06-09 07:58 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]catchester, 2009-06-09 08:06 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]mochibuni, 2009-06-11 12:05 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]catchester, 2009-06-09 08:10 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]snacky, 2009-06-09 09:18 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]puipui, 2009-06-09 09:34 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]_goblin_, 2009-06-09 08:53 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]tofuknight, 2009-06-09 09:46 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]sisterelwood, 2009-06-10 03:57 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]taterbird, 2009-06-10 07:12 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]apoplexia, 2009-06-10 08:32 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]sisterelwood, 2009-06-11 02:24 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sisterelwood, 2009-06-11 02:28 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]apoplexia, 2009-06-12 09:07 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]taterbird, 2009-06-12 07:10 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]apoplexia, 2009-06-12 09:14 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]ari_o, 2009-06-10 12:47 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]missdaisy, 2009-06-09 07:57 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]puipui, 2009-06-09 08:48 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]tofuknight, 2009-06-10 12:29 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]sorchar, 2009-06-10 06:07 am UTC

[info]t_boy
2009-06-09 07:37 pm UTC (link)
There was a hickey?

Why do you guys have all the fun when I'm not around??

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[info]jupiterpluvius
2009-06-09 07:49 pm UTC (link)
In this case, her age was not exactly prominently displayed

In fact, she lied about it in several places and said she was 19. Which doesn't mean that y'all weren't wrong to pull the thread, but just saying that it was completely understandable that twinno posted it in the first place.

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(no subject) - [info]sepiamagpie, 2009-06-09 08:00 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]sablemouse, 2009-06-09 08:03 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]sepiamagpie, 2009-06-09 08:04 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]sablemouse, 2009-06-09 08:11 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]sepiamagpie, 2009-06-09 08:13 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]sablemouse, 2009-06-09 08:17 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]sepiamagpie, 2009-06-09 08:20 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]vzg, 2009-06-10 01:29 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]bobafeis, 2009-06-10 04:14 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]luthe, 2009-06-11 06:09 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]mindset, 2009-06-09 09:25 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]_goblin_, 2009-06-09 08:56 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]sepiamagpie, 2009-06-09 08:57 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]_goblin_, 2009-06-09 09:54 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]_goblin_, 2009-06-10 09:31 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]carolyn_claire, 2009-06-10 09:40 am UTC

mockygogo
2009-06-09 07:50 pm UTC (link)
Just think of it, in two years we'll not only be able to post about her, but also about the lawsuit they'll lob at her, since it'll either already have been in court or about to be by then. And meanwhile we have two years of lulz that Lady S got pwned by a 16 year old XDDDDD

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(no subject) - tetradecimal, 2009-06-09 08:18 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]phosfate, 2009-06-09 08:54 pm UTC
(no subject) - tetradecimal, 2009-06-09 08:59 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]caito, 2009-06-10 02:12 pm UTC
(no subject) - mockygogo, 2009-06-10 07:38 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]blue_penguin, 2009-06-09 09:19 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]blue_penguin, 2009-06-09 09:27 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]sorchar, 2009-06-10 06:09 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]grand_sealink, 2009-06-12 10:30 pm UTC

[info]ashenmote
2009-06-09 08:07 pm UTC (link)
Yeah, but we still know about what you did to the word 'maintenance' now.

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(no subject) - [info]apoplexia, 2009-06-09 08:16 pm UTC

[info]syncopation
2009-06-09 08:41 pm UTC (link)
wot. A hickey? Only read the wank, didn't look at the source links and am I glad now that I didn't.

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[info]brennalarose
2009-06-09 10:35 pm UTC (link)
16--and--with a hickey on her boob?

*swoons, twitches*

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(no subject) - [info]tavalya_ra, 2009-06-10 05:07 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]robintcj, 2009-06-12 10:09 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]evilsqueakers, 2009-06-13 01:47 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]els_chan, 2009-06-10 07:57 pm UTC
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[info]galletas
2009-06-09 11:42 pm UTC (link)
I feel dirty now. :(

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(no subject) - [info]tofuknight, 2009-06-10 12:31 am UTC

[info]ari_o
2009-06-09 11:45 pm UTC (link)
For some reason I thought she was 22?! I must have gotten her confused with some other wanky idiot.

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(no subject) - [info]chickadilly, 2009-06-10 12:53 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]ari_o, 2009-06-10 12:57 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]vzg, 2009-06-10 01:28 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]ari_o, 2009-06-10 03:07 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]frequentmouse, 2009-06-10 07:56 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]twinno, 2009-06-10 02:11 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]ari_o, 2009-06-10 03:05 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]tehrin, 2009-06-10 03:23 am UTC
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[info]justjenn
2009-06-10 12:52 am UTC (link)
I'm sure we haven't seen the last of her.

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[info]squeakthemouse
2009-06-10 02:32 am UTC (link)
Awww hale, and I so love self-published fanfic wank D: D: D:

Hopefully she'll still be around and bringing new wank when she's of age!

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[info]ajatshatru
2009-06-10 05:10 am UTC (link)
Server is robust today *Thoughful*

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[info]onyxnoir
2009-06-10 07:33 am UTC (link)
GODDAMNIT I MISS EVERYTHING. >:(

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(no subject) - [info]_goblin_, 2009-06-10 08:51 am UTC

[info]tehrin
2009-06-10 08:35 am UTC (link)
I must say you mods are looking quite fetching today.

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[info]caito
2009-06-10 02:16 pm UTC (link)
Did you guys know that drunkenness has no effect on a person's ability to judge age? So saying "I couldn't tell she was underage, I was drunk at the time!" won't work when you're writing up wank reports.

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(no subject) - mockygogo, 2009-06-10 07:44 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]judyhazeleyes, 2009-06-12 05:13 am UTC
(no subject) - mockygogo, 2009-06-13 05:31 pm UTC

[info]ladyvyola
2009-06-10 05:16 pm UTC (link)
What happens if the wank streams cross and somehow she becomes entangled with Lady Syb?

I mean, two Twilight-obsessed publicity whores attempting to peddle "tribute" books on the internet... we can't be the only overlap.

I need reboot!Spock to calculate the odds and reboot!Kirk to just stand there and look pretty.

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(no subject) - [info]_goblin_, 2009-06-10 06:37 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]librarianmouse, 2009-06-11 04:31 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]issendai, 2009-06-11 09:53 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]grand_sealink, 2009-06-12 10:33 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]vzg, 2009-06-14 07:19 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]ajatshatru, 2009-06-11 05:57 am UTC

[info]llama_treats
2009-06-10 06:06 pm UTC (link)
You know, the mods should really look at this.

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(no subject) - [info]_goblin_, 2009-06-10 07:28 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]twinno, 2009-06-11 04:31 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]caito, 2009-06-11 05:18 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]twinno, 2009-06-11 06:58 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]caito, 2009-06-11 07:41 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]urpletastic, 2009-06-12 03:12 pm UTC

[info]logan
2009-06-11 01:56 am UTC (link)
The difference is that kids say and do wanky things through inexperience and the lack of maturity that's developmentally appropriate. Adults don't have any such excuse. The mistakes that kids make are part of developing communication skills, friendships, and netiquette. They'll learn. When they're grown up and have had repeated opportunities to learn and still act like ignorant brats, then it's open season.

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