Zachary Quinto: 95% gay, 100% of the time
A little bit o' wankery stemming from the Star Trek XI fandom, this time originating on ontd_startrek. To quote garamsythe, It's not quite a shitstorm. More like... a little constipation.

marauder_bex posts a crowdsourced celebrity gay list to the community. OP has this to say:

ZQ had 100% at the time of this but he's dropped to 95% so I think we should go vote yes a lot and try and get it back up more (obv we cant get it to 100 but we can try for 99!)
Naturally I added Chris Pine to the list, who else should we add?

Of course, some people find it funny and some people find it unfunny, and no one seems to notice the obvious thats-what-she-said statement "get it back up."

lifebehindadesk appears offended.

velocityofsound thinks this is NOT CLASSY.

hook_and_line can't even find the words.

bjzblue is confused, because ZQ does NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT act a TAD BIT gay AT ALL. NO SRSLY. They know he's gay, but he doesnt have the high, girly accent or the insight of a gay man.

gethenian does not understand why you would want to vote someone gay. That's really not cool, yo.

littlemousling would like to have some serious business discussions.

paradox74 challenges you to make a graph of how ZQ's sexual orientation would impact your life. (ETA: Here's mine!)

fofomazuzu wants you to know that IT'S OKAY TO BE GAY.

bigmamag reinterprets the list as a GIF.

And, lastly, a few would like to see fic where "Adam Lambert sits below 5 other men."

There's a whole lot of unrelatedness going on in this post, too, including Anderson Cooper hit on my friend and being gay is like FDR's wheelchair.

I thought momentarily about putting this one in unfunnybusiness, but dammit if I can't laugh at some C-Pine/ZQ my hed is pastede on yay, what can I laugh at?