LOL TWILIGHT
LJ picks this for today's writer's block question:

"Imagine you manage a coven of baseball-playing vampires. The Cullen family is really strong this year and you want to bring in a ringer. Which currently active MLB baseball player do you sire?"

question submitted by seannu

Most answers are some variation of WTF?

Though I kind of like dekustar's giant FUCK YOU.

Posters have started invading the question poser's single journal post with gems like You are actually Jameth! etc...

Obvious troll, is obvious, but still pretty funny. Except the journal was started in 2001. Is it Jameth? Am I supposed to know who this is?

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	vitalitat 2009-08-05 03:03 am UTC (link)
	When I saw your subject I grinned from ear to ear ala the Grinch, knowing exactly what this was about. My answer to it: THIS QUESTION SUCKS COCKS. IN A BAD WAY. LIKE WITH A CONDOM ON. (Reply to this)(Thread)

(no subject) - ari_o, 2009-08-05 04:03 am UTC

(no subject) - the_taminator, 2009-08-05 04:18 am UTC

(no subject) - ari_o, 2009-08-05 04:23 am UTC

(no subject) - the_taminator, 2009-08-05 04:29 am UTC

(no subject) - _goblin_, 2009-08-05 05:44 am UTC

(no subject) - persona, 2009-08-05 07:36 am UTC

(no subject) - feenix, 2009-08-05 06:32 am UTC

(no subject) - socker, 2009-08-15 07:44 am UTC

	sepiamagpie 2009-08-05 03:03 am UTC (link)
	I love that question just a lot. (Reply to this)(Thread)

(no subject) - vitalitat, 2009-08-05 03:04 am UTC

(no subject) - sepiamagpie, 2009-08-05 03:06 am UTC

(no subject) - puipui, 2009-08-05 11:11 am UTC

(no subject) - viridian_magpie, 2009-08-05 11:24 am UTC

	justifiedwings 2009-08-05 03:27 am UTC (link)
	I personally liked this question. For more than just the responses. I thought it was pretty clever. I guess Twilight fans and those who aren't can be just as barbaric. (Reply to this)(Thread)

(no subject) - greenling, 2009-08-05 04:38 am UTC

(no subject) - justifiedwings, 2009-08-05 04:44 am UTC

(no subject) - rosehiptea, 2009-08-05 04:54 am UTC

(no subject) - theladyfeylene, 2009-08-05 05:36 am UTC

(no subject) - meril, 2009-08-05 07:04 am UTC

	persona 2009-08-05 03:33 am UTC (link)
	Okay, this is epic. I knew this would cause a fuss when I saw it on the homepage. (Reply to this)

	argylespy 2009-08-05 03:56 am UTC (link)
	Here's another good answer from gorynna None, because the Cullen family doesn't exist, and I don't morally approve of turning people undead simply because I appreciate their ability to swing a bat. Emphasis mine. I'm also enjoying all the "VAMPIRES DON'T PLAY BASEBALL" answers. . . . I think I need to make a "Are you sparkling? THERE'S NO SPARKLING IN BASEBALL" icons. (Reply to this)(Thread)

(no subject) - argylespy, 2009-08-05 03:57 am UTC

(no subject) - the_taminator, 2009-08-05 04:20 am UTC

(no subject) - dejana, 2009-08-05 04:53 am UTC

THERE'S NO SPARKLING IN BASEBALL - argylespy, 2009-08-05 05:52 am UTC

Re: THERE'S NO SPARKLING IN BASEBALL - sisterelwood, 2009-08-05 06:10 am UTC

Re: THERE'S NO SPARKLING IN BASEBALL - mockygogo, 2009-08-05 09:55 am UTC

Re: THERE'S NO SPARKLING IN BASEBALL - dejana, 2009-08-05 06:29 am UTC

Re: THERE'S NO SPARKLING IN BASEBALL - iamnotyourmuse, 2009-08-05 07:19 am UTC

Re: THERE'S NO SPARKLING IN BASEBALL - finchbird, 2009-08-05 08:04 am UTC

Re: THERE'S NO SPARKLING IN BASEBALL - misswitch, 2009-08-06 05:30 am UTC

Re: THERE'S NO SPARKLING IN BASEBALL - taterbird, 2009-08-06 07:33 am UTC

Re: THERE'S NO SPARKLING IN BASEBALL - sopdetly, 2009-08-06 02:18 pm UTC

Re: THERE'S NO SPARKLING IN BASEBALL - bitca, 2009-08-06 04:35 pm UTC

Re: THERE'S NO SPARKLING IN BASEBALL - seanchaigirl, 2009-08-06 06:26 pm UTC

Re: THERE'S NO SPARKLING IN BASEBALL - lysana, 2009-08-07 12:14 am UTC

Re: THERE'S NO SPARKLING IN BASEBALL - blackmamba, 2009-08-07 06:45 am UTC

Re: THERE'S NO SPARKLING IN BASEBALL - lissa_ann, 2009-08-08 06:49 am UTC

(no subject) - evening_rose, 2009-08-05 06:30 am UTC

(no subject) - argylespy, 2009-08-05 06:37 am UTC

(no subject) - evening_rose, 2009-08-05 06:45 am UTC

(no subject) - finchbird, 2009-08-05 08:07 am UTC

(no subject) - evening_rose, 2009-08-06 07:04 am UTC

(no subject) - logan, 2009-08-06 07:03 pm UTC

(no subject) - argylespy, 2009-08-06 09:00 pm UTC

	gmth 2009-08-05 03:58 am UTC (link)
	I love watching people freak out about totally unimportant things. (Reply to this)

	sisterelwood 2009-08-05 03:59 am UTC (link)
	'Writer's Block' question = SERIOUS BUSINESS seannu I kinda love you now. (Reply to this)(Thread)

(no subject) - toxictattoo, 2009-08-06 02:59 pm UTC

	tetradecimal 2009-08-05 04:06 am UTC (link)
	I would choose Andy Roddick. He has a vicious spike, knows when to blitz, and his stroke count has a great fadeaway. Plus, he would obviously make a great vampire. I totally think he could go for the gold in the Beijing Olympics. (Reply to this)

	malleo 2009-08-05 04:19 am UTC (link)
	This is so appropriate. (Reply to this)(Thread)

(no subject) - plazmah, 2009-08-05 05:11 am UTC

	amy_wolf 2009-08-05 04:36 am UTC (link)
	So, what's bigger and more annoying, obsessive Twilight fandom, or obsessive Twilight-hatred fandom? I mean yeah, the books suck, but some of those folks make me want to go "Just breathe!" (Reply to this)(Thread)

(no subject) - quietladybirman, 2009-08-05 07:29 am UTC

(no subject) - dana, 2009-08-05 07:34 am UTC

(no subject) - quietladybirman, 2009-08-05 07:55 am UTC

(no subject) - dana, 2009-08-05 07:57 am UTC

(no subject) - dana, 2009-08-05 07:59 am UTC

(no subject) - ari_o, 2009-08-05 08:16 am UTC

(no subject) - dana, 2009-08-05 08:17 am UTC

(no subject) - ari_o, 2009-08-05 08:21 am UTC

(no subject) - _goblin_, 2009-08-05 08:10 am UTC

(no subject) - bobafeis, 2009-08-05 09:14 am UTC

(no subject) - isaiddietpepsi, 2009-08-06 06:53 pm UTC

(no subject) - taterbird, 2009-08-06 07:43 am UTC

(no subject) - kuromitsu, 2009-08-06 02:22 pm UTC

(no subject) - oceanica, 2009-08-06 09:22 pm UTC

(no subject) - deadwood, 2009-08-07 12:40 am UTC

(no subject) - phosfate, 2009-08-07 04:46 pm UTC

(no subject) - kjtaylor, 2009-08-05 01:07 pm UTC

(no subject) - willywanka, 2009-08-06 05:25 am UTC

(no subject) - schoenschoen, 2009-08-06 04:05 pm UTC

(no subject) - deadwood, 2009-08-06 08:00 pm UTC

(no subject) - cleolinda, 2009-08-07 12:48 am UTC

(no subject) - ari_o, 2009-08-07 01:10 am UTC

(no subject) - jabberwockypie, 2009-08-06 08:10 pm UTC

(no subject) - tangleofthorns, 2009-08-08 07:53 am UTC

(no subject) - jabberwockypie, 2009-08-08 11:40 am UTC

(no subject) - tangleofthorns, 2009-08-09 03:50 am UTC

(no subject) - lesbiassparrow, 2009-08-07 03:23 am UTC

(no subject) - phosfate, 2009-08-07 04:49 pm UTC

	alcesx2 2009-08-05 04:39 am UTC (link)
	Well I guess one has to admit that Twilight does get people talking. Even if that involved several uses of the word 'fuck', sparkly text and all out vein popping anger. (Reply to this)(Thread)

(no subject) - dana, 2009-08-05 07:13 am UTC

(no subject) - fern_on_fen, 2009-08-06 07:20 pm UTC

(no subject) - dana, 2009-08-07 02:17 am UTC

	risha 2009-08-05 04:47 am UTC (link)
	Wow, that's... a heck of a lot of freakout considering we're talking about friggin' Writer's Block. (Reply to this)(Thread)

(no subject) - eleganceliberty, 2009-08-05 06:13 am UTC

	rewind 2009-08-05 04:47 am UTC (link)
	I really don't give a shit about Twilight or baseball, but I have to admit that question is kind of awesome. (Reply to this)

	I C WAT U DID THAR LJ crazyace86 2009-08-05 05:02 am UTC (link)
	My response when I saw it was mostly one of WTF, although the responses have made it worthwhile: CAPSLOCK RAGE, sparkly text, srsly u guise, why so serious, roflmao, omgwtfbbq, and so forth. All it needs is a dash of Lady Sybs and it's a slice of delightful Twilight wank pie. =D (Reply to this)(Thread)

Re: I C WAT U DID THAR LJ - skarrow, 2009-08-07 04:46 pm UTC

Re: I C WAT U DID THAR LJ - crazyace86, 2009-08-07 04:57 pm UTC

Re: I C WAT U DID THAR LJ - skarrow, 2009-08-07 05:00 pm UTC

Re: I C WAT U DID THAR LJ - crazyace86, 2009-08-07 05:08 pm UTC

	luckdragonfujur 2009-08-05 05:05 am UTC (link)
	Someone replied with this macro: http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d155/bad_bad_kitty/dinealone.jpg I think I'm in love. (Reply to this)(Thread)

(no subject) - dejana, 2009-08-05 06:30 am UTC

(no subject) - daisymay79, 2009-08-06 10:21 am UTC

(no subject) - sparkysrevenge, 2009-08-08 06:43 pm UTC

	vorpal_blade 2009-08-05 05:45 am UTC (link)
	I've never understood how any of those questions is supposed to help writer's block. If I had writer's block and tried to answer this question to get over my block I'd get distracted all day from other people's answers, due to the wank volume, and no writing would get done. If I really wanted to write I would just stay off FW, which is also pretty distracting... (Reply to this)

	bienegold 2009-08-05 05:48 am UTC (link)
	My favorite answer was the person who said LeBron James. (Reply to this)(Thread)

(no subject) - mockygogo, 2009-08-05 10:23 am UTC

omnicrom 2009-08-05 06:01 am UTC (link)

Wow, Twilight actually seems to have even greater range than Harry Potter. Both have movie wank, fan wank, incredibly EPIC fan work publisher wank, ship wank, final book wank, but I don't think Harry Potter will ever have "real world sports player" wank. This divergence makes me hopeful that eventually there will be a wank involving Twilight and action movies. TWIHARD! WITH A VENGEANCE! (Reply to this)(Thread)

(no subject) - argylespy, 2009-08-05 06:25 am UTC

(no subject) - randomsome1, 2009-08-05 06:39 am UTC

(no subject) - omnicrom, 2009-08-05 08:44 am UTC

(no subject) - argylespy, 2009-08-05 09:01 am UTC

(no subject) - omnicrom, 2009-08-05 09:57 am UTC

(no subject) - argylespy, 2009-08-05 10:07 am UTC

	eleganceliberty 2009-08-05 06:11 am UTC (link)
	This is by far, the best Writer's Block ever. And by 'best', I mean 'it's such a stupid question, but the responses are gold' best. (Reply to this)

	gratuitous icon usage miera_c 2009-08-05 06:48 am UTC (link)
	David Wright does not want to be traded to the Cullens. (Reply to this)(Thread)

no icon makes me sad : - twinno, 2009-08-05 07:29 am UTC

Re: no icon makes me sad : - miera_c, 2009-08-06 05:53 am UTC

Re: gratuitous icon usage - seanchaigirl, 2009-08-06 06:53 pm UTC

Re: gratuitous icon usage - miera_c, 2009-08-07 05:41 am UTC

Re: gratuitous icon usage - lissa_ann, 2009-08-08 06:54 am UTC

Re: gratuitous icon usage - mister_terrific, 2009-08-06 07:07 pm UTC

Re: gratuitous icon usage - miera_c, 2009-08-07 05:42 am UTC

Re: gratuitous icon usage - mister_terrific, 2009-08-07 03:36 pm UTC

	poisonyoulove 2009-08-05 07:01 am UTC (link)
	I have no interest in Twilight or baseball, but I loved the question because, as one person responded, "This question is so sublimely ridiculous it's almost dadaist art." And also because the flailing wank is HI-LARIOUS! (Reply to this)

	misachan 2009-08-05 07:17 am UTC (link)
	I'm sad this actually caused wank. I can't help but love that something so absurd was all over LJ. For one day, Twilight actually united the internet as everyone boggled in unision! (Reply to this)

	deadwood 2009-08-05 08:05 am UTC (link)
	OH GOD OH GOD. I don't even care how hilarious this is anymore 'cause I decided to see who this "Jameth" person was and I saw things I did not want to and NOW THE PICTURES FROM THAT PERSON'S BLOG ARE BURNED INTO MY MIND. AND CAPSLOCK ABUSE IS NECESSARY. LKSJDFLKSvzcxklnz*gag* (Reply to this)(Thread)

(no subject) - _goblin_, 2009-08-05 08:33 am UTC

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(no subject) - damien, 2009-08-06 09:23 pm UTC

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(no subject) - elfy, 2009-08-06 01:13 pm UTC

(no subject) - annabelle_lee, 2009-08-07 06:29 pm UTC

	annepackrat 2009-08-05 08:31 am UTC (link)
	You wouldn't need any new players. Just declare that tickets are half off for fangirls and let them do the rest. You will probably have to provide sunglasses for your players though, because of the sparkling. (Reply to this)

	mockygogo 2009-08-05 10:02 am UTC (link)
	the single post on the question asker's journal is priceless. "My writing teacher thinks I show promise." That's just... wow. I got nothing to add to that. (Reply to this)

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