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Also I know the ponies hate me
snatched from wank_report

"Someone" posts a secret (#114 now bahleeted--caps?) on fandomsecrets and the image is stored on her easily identifiable photobucket account. She claims to be lonely and not have any friends and she wishes the Avatar characters were her RL friends. But she means local friends, not ~~imaginary intarweb bitches~~ her LJ friends.

Responses are mostly of the "Oh, snap!" variety except for the "What am I? Chopped liver?" one. It's really a very mild response though yukinoomoni is outed by name.

She posts and does not overreact at all:

"*facepalm*
Oh, honestly.

First of all, I don't care if people know who I am.

Second of all, read the fucking whole thing in context.

Third of all, you know what? Take it out of context, I don't care.

That's how I feel. When I come home, I don't have people to hang out with in my neighbourhood.. When I want to talk to someone about something, I have no one I can call. With the exception of one person, who I am not belittling, what I posted was true.

I am fucking so sick of it.

I try to explain myself. I try to express myself. And I get people misinterpreting me, not getting it.

You're going to think what you want, so why do I bother posting anything anymore?

If that's enough to make you hate me, if my loneliness in real life makes you hate me, if the fact that I wish I could have friends makes you hate me, then fucking hate me and be done with it."

eta: F_W is not your therapist. If you can't lol at a wank maybe you need to go for a walk. I thought this was funny. lol sociopath.

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caito
2009-10-05 10:53 pm UTC (link)

Oh you get me fired up when I see your writeup
Why don't I just go click on the link?
Take a glance at comments
To see the wankas represent
Like a herd of many teal deer
I can't find the funny in all the srs bsns

Where are my silly wankers?
Where is my snarky comm?
Where is my roflcopter?
Where has all the funny gone?

Why don't you stick around, you guys
And share some endless TMI
And I'll fix myself another hard drink
Oh I know your butt hurts from your massive word blurt
I'll just go get so smashed I can't think
I can't find the funny in all this whiny mess

Where are my silly wankers?
Where is my snarky comm?
Where is my roflcopter?
Where has all the funny gone?

I'm using a lip gloss icon now
But you don't even notice me

We finally stopped the booby train
When we found the wanka cookbook
And you went to the kitchen for a while
You bitched out the OP
And it still wasn't funny
When other wankas joined the dogpile
I will start the filking while you go wipe your splooge

Where are my silly wankers?
Where is my snarky comm?
Where is my roflcopter?
Where has all the funny gone?
Where are my lolsome memes?
Where aren't they pasted on?
Don't want your thoughts on yaoi
Where has all the funny gone?

Yippee aw, yippee yea
Yippee aw, yippee yea
Yippee aw, yippee yea

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	wankismyfandom 2009-10-05 10:55 pm UTC (link)
	I love you, Caito. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	gip ari_o 2009-10-05 11:00 pm UTC (link)
	♥ (Reply to this)(Parent)

	finchbird 2009-10-06 01:48 am UTC (link)
	Genius! (Reply to this)(Parent)

	beejium 2009-10-06 04:31 am UTC (link)
	Oh my god, flashbaaaacks. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	adevyish 2009-10-06 04:44 am UTC (link)
	puppy eyes (Reply to this)(Parent)

	GIP feenix 2009-10-06 09:30 am UTC (link)
	See, this? This is how you comment on f_w. Hell, you know how I noticed that we lost the lulz? People were calling me funny. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	jkefka 2009-10-06 02:00 pm UTC (link)
	I was wondering when you would make your glorious return. Spectacular! (Reply to this)(Parent)

	lady_ganesh 2009-10-06 02:34 pm UTC (link)
	♥ (Reply to this)(Parent)

	plazmah 2009-10-06 04:28 pm UTC (link)
	<3 (Reply to this)(Parent)

	re_weird 2009-10-07 06:46 am UTC (link)
	To get the full experience, what is this a filk of? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	caito 2009-10-07 10:07 am UTC (link)
	Paula Cole, "Where Have All the Cowboys Gone." (Reply to this)(Parent)

	ladyvyola 2009-10-07 02:54 pm UTC (link)
	That is the clearest singing I've ever heard through a sock-muffled hand! It's beautiful! (Reply to this)(Parent)

	tofuknight 2009-10-07 04:20 pm UTC (link)
	I'm late, but it doesn't mean my love is any less. <3 <3 <3 (Reply to this)(Parent)

	istaerlus 2009-10-08 02:18 am UTC (link)
	<3 (Reply to this)(Parent)

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