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Sep (lord of all I survey) ([info]sepiamagpie) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2009-10-05 15:29:00


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Entry tags:bitter so bitter, don't make me come back there, eli roth is not a yeti prince, f_w is serious business, fandom wank in review, fandom_wank's thoughts on yaoi, girls you're all pretty!, i swear i will turn this comm around, i want to be a hero on the internets, i'm just here for the recipes, in ur wank - swapping our foodz, mod post, not wank, omg mock people mock, oppression, quality leadership, recipes in comments, sep declares vendetta on this poster, sep is a whore, sorcha's a whore, the tags are a lie!, this is not funny, this was no chicken, we love jf tags

Dearest little wankahs, what makes a perfect wank?

I'm not asking this because I'm trying to perfect a Get Wank Quick scheme*, though. Honest.



*Voodoo, not trolling.



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Multiple Comments to Avoid Page Rape
[info]tehrin
2009-10-06 09:55 pm UTC (link)
Couldn't think of just one thing, so I fliked a song.
We Didn’t Start The Wank

Victoria Bitter, SPN,
Elijah Wood, Gacktisgod,
Fandom Love, OTPs,
Bisexuals don’t exist

Leather Pants, Crystalwank,
Strikethrough, Deletegate,
Cornfield, Sparklefield,
Alan Rickman’s hot

Goldburgs, in house wank,
Msscribe, Potterdämmerung
Usagi Kou, Rann’s a GUY
and BKR outwalks a hurricane

Njyoder, Cassie Claire,
Perhaps I got a special anus,
LOL_Meme, Cabal,
Shit-flinging, backstabbing cunts

CHORUS
We didn't start the wank
It was always building
Since the world's been jerking
We didn't start the wank
No we didn't start it
But we will mock it

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Re: Multiple Comments to Avoid Page Rape
[info]tehrin
2009-10-06 10:01 pm UTC (link)
Anne Rice, The Countess,
Copyright and pastiche,
Thoughts on yaoi, SVMaria
My hed iz pastede on yay

Otherkin, Otakukin,
What the shit is this?
Nicky the Goth,
And Tent Pegs Make You Gay

Charlotte Lennox, carrot plz?,
unicorn orgasms,
FanHistory, Starsoverthebay,
Schadenfreude pie, Tl;dr

Squidwarts, Winchestercest
Soviet Russia, Snacky’s Law
Lip Gloss, CharityWank
Twilight Moms

CHORUS

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Re: Multiple Comments to Avoid Page Rape
[info]tehrin
2009-10-06 10:04 pm UTC (link)
Venom Cock, Anonymous,
Cult of Mean, This is serious,
"Pawn to Queen," and Vote Oulangi

Russet Noon, Milk = rape,
Dumbledore is gay, MPreg,
She-Who-Mustn’t-Be-Named,
Psuedocide, Woman Marries Dolphin

Stupidfree, Nebris,
Girl gamers, page 606,
JennyO, My Ponies Hate You

Sockpuppets, ONTD,
RPS is rape, Caina’s Sister,
Mcity, Don’t you get the point of this community?

CHORUS

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Re: Multiple Comments to Avoid Page Rape
[info]tehrin
2009-10-06 10:06 pm UTC (link)
Sep’s Whores, baby furs,
Snapewives on the Astral Plane,
RFJason, We eat our own,
You want to write butt sex?

Cult of Nice, Laurell K. Hamilton,
Okay!, JKR sunk my ship,
Ginny Weasley is a whore

Rob Liefeild, Equus, Looking for Group doll sex, FPB,
Won’t someone think of the children?!

CHORUS

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Re: Multiple Comments to Avoid Page Rape
[info]tehrin
2009-10-06 10:06 pm UTC (link)
Frosting vs. icing,
chicken abortions, evil manifest,
misogynists, fanfic,
Lexicongate, Inu Yasha is the Antichrist,
Thorn_star, Chrono,
self-lubricating anus,
Pigs don’t carry e. coli, Pigs do carry e. coli

Wheel of Wank, Capslock,
beaded dead horse, Pandameme,
green's the color of Satan, social experiment
crackfic, Second Life,
Have you stood at the edge of a mass grave?,
Lj secrets, Fandom Secrets,
Those Damn Harry Potter Plagiarists,
Where’s the funny?

CHORUS

We didn't start the wank
But when we are gone
Will it still burn on, and on, and on, and on...

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Re: Multiple Comments to Avoid Page Rape
[info]dragonfangirl
2009-10-06 11:08 pm UTC (link)
*applauds*

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