I'm the King of the Wank!
This story brought to you by a lot of Farkers.

Hey, F_W, remember Jack Thompson? He's a longtime activist and former attorney, who has in the past expressed his disapproval of such injustices as rap music, radio shows, the HOMOSEXUALS! gays, the Pixelantes (?), moms, Dennis McCauley, "culture war Pearl Harbor pigeons" Japan, the wimmenz, video games, flowers, the Florida Bar Association, small letter "M"s, people who are not Real Men, and, of course, the Satan.

The Wank:
His latest icecapades involve Facebook. Specifically, one group on Facebook called "I Hate Jack Thompson", in which someone apparently posted, "Jack Thompson should be smacked across the face with an Atari 2600".* Thompson responded by personally faxing Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg to have the postings removed. And comparing himself to Barack Obama.

Facebook, also home to such serious groups of discussion as When I was your age, Pluto was a planet and Mean Kitty is amazing, failed to respond. In return, Thompson is now suing the company for emotional distress.

To the tune of 120 million dollars.

178 comments on the Fark thread, although I'm sure there's plenty more where that came from. "What really boggles my mind is that I know, somehow, deep inside that massive and horribly twisted ego of his, he thinks this will somehow make people think he's less of a douchebag."

* There are apparently pages of similar Facebook groups, though mostly under 100 members each. "I Hate Jack Thompson" was clocked at well under 2000 when I came across the story.

ETA: Apparently, you can get the Facebook groups in question removed by clicking Report Group like a normal person. Thanks, faultypremise!

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Bonus history lulz: (because you really can't appreciate the man without a rundown)
* Cracked.com blurb about Jack Thompson
* Wikipedia page
* Flowers for Jack debacle
* Jack Thompson and the Penny Arcade (PA likes to have fun with him).
* Quotes from the man himself
* His personal website

Other Past Exploits:
* sexually harassing (and getting an epic smackdown from) Janet Reno. Yes, that Janet Reno.
* Pasting a picture of Batman over his driver's license photo and sending the copies out to people
* Predicting that video games will totally create a "Columbine-times-10". Also, "video games are the greatest threat to children since polio."
* Insisting that Japan is dumping porn into America... like Pearl Harbor! Also, it's insensitive! And racist!
* Accusing people who disagree with him of having tertiary syphilis
* Filing gay porn with the court in a suit against the Bar (search for "gay sex acts")
* Getting disbarred for "for inappropriate conduct, including making false statements to tribunals and disparaging and humiliating litigants" (from Wikipedia. Ars Technica article here)
* Also, being ordered to submit all future legal filings only with the approval of another lawyer.
* Declaring he'll practice law anyway and daring the Florida Bar to stop him: GamePolitics link