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mariem_1 ([info]mariem_1) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2009-10-11 18:46:00


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Entry tags:a kid's book shouldn't be for kids, bitter so bitter, crazy people, dead gay headmaster, doesn't mean what you think it means, fandom: harry potter, i know it because of my learnings, internet psychologist, jkr doesn't know harry potter like i do, my education let me show you it, my pretension let me show you it, not very subtle at all, please mommy make it stop, potter fandom will not be outwanked!, reading comprehension whut?, slytherfen, snapes on an astral plane, squid brains, suck it up and deal, taking it too seriously, text interrogation: ur doin it wrong, thoughts on yaoi, too many fucking tags, wankers who will not shut up, wanking inside the house, what the shit is this?, why are you even reading these books?, yet another entitled hp fucktard

The Wizarding World is a cult full of narcissists
Remember the last HP wank - Hermione Granger - Voldemort in the making? Here we have Episode II.

The OP in the previous wank [info]terri_testing wrote a fanfic about Dumbledore's childhood. People in the comments started to argue with each other and wankery ensued.

[info]marionros, who during the previous wank diagnosed Harry, Hermione, Dumbledore, the Twins, James and Sirius as psychopaths, insisted that Harry, Hermione and Dumbledore have Narcissistic Personality Disorder.

Lily also has NPD.

And what the heck, so does JKR herself.

My issues, let me show you them.

Snape is a victim of narcissist.

Hermione isn't intelligent and she has bad studying skills.

Pureblood prejudice is probably justified.

James was ever so evil.

JKR doesn't know Neville like I do.

Why did students hate Snape for insulting them? My teachers insulted me and I loved them!

Harry is like a suicide bomber and Dumbledore is like Osama bin Laden.

The whole Wizarding World is a cult, Dumbledore is a cult leader and Harry and Hermione are completely brainwashed.

Because of the Marauders' bullying Snape suffered from PTSD like Vietnam veteran, which justifies his treatment of Harry.

Snape was pressured into joining the Death Eaters.

You call my argument sick, but you find me hot!




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[info]cmdr_zoom
2009-10-11 07:21 pm UTC (link)
*facepalm*

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[info]feenix
2009-10-11 07:25 pm UTC (link)
That last one is not real that last one is not real that last one-

*clicks*

...okay, the question then becomes, is she, in fact, hot like Alan Rickman?

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[info]cjk
2009-10-11 07:32 pm UTC (link)
The whole Wizarding World is a cult, Dumbledore is a cult leader

Anyone ever read that epic "Saving Connor" fanfic? It was as OOC as they come, but had some really cool world building, also expanding on the above idea.

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[info]cimorene111
2009-10-11 07:46 pm UTC (link)
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

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[info]the__ivorytower
2009-10-11 07:46 pm UTC (link)
I'm never entirely sure if tags are aimed at the OP, the audience, or the subject of the wank, but it does appear to be clear in this case.

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[info]moonjaguar
2009-10-11 07:49 pm UTC (link)
Wow, this crew really is determined to not separate fiction and real-world. Net.shrinks know what that means.

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(no subject) - [info]frequentmouse, 2009-10-12 05:47 pm UTC
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[info]crysiana
2009-10-11 07:51 pm UTC (link)
"Why do you assume that just because Rowling created Neville she must understand him better than anyone else?"

"Why do you assume that just because Rowling created Neville she must understand him better than anyone else?"

"Why do you assume that just because Rowling created Neville she must understand him better than anyone else?"

Oh, fandom.

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my thoughts. on yaoi. let me...yeah, you know. - [info]snarkhunter, 2009-10-14 02:14 am UTC
Re: my thoughts. on yaoi. let me...yeah, you know. - [info]quantumreality, 2009-10-14 07:07 am UTC

[info]persona
2009-10-11 07:52 pm UTC (link)
Wow. Just... wow. This is truly the fandom that never stops wanking. Somehow, I don't feel so much like I was missing something for taking my time finishing up the last books, now.

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[info]faultypremise
2009-10-11 07:58 pm UTC (link)
I made it through most of the link texts without batting an eyelash, but this one made me kick the bucket laughing.

Harry is like a suicide bomber and Dumbledore is like Osama bin Laden.

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My thoughts on yaoi, let me show you them. - [info]quantumreality, 2009-10-14 07:11 am UTC

[info]fashi0n_mistake
2009-10-11 07:59 pm UTC (link)
You know, for some crazy reason, I thought that HP fans would eventually get tired of arguing about this.

And I'm so tired of hearing them argue that people who aren't Death Eaters and/or Voldemort are psychopaths.

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[info]singe
2009-10-11 08:02 pm UTC (link)
The narcissist gives gifts in order to make the victim depended and...

Dependant on, you mean? Oh, why am I even trying.

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[info]beejium
2009-10-11 08:02 pm UTC (link)
Quick! Lock up the DSM!

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[info]platedlizard
2009-10-11 08:07 pm UTC (link)
I don't get it, if you don't like the books, most of the main characters, or the the author, why keep reading them?

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[info]such_heights
2009-10-11 08:11 pm UTC (link)
Oh, GLORIOUS. *settles in for some happy reading* Ilu, batshit HP fen!

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[info]the_sun_is_up
2009-10-11 08:15 pm UTC (link)
Somewhere a psychologist is crying. :[

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(no subject) - [info]lakme, 2009-10-12 04:10 am UTC

mockygogo
2009-10-11 08:25 pm UTC (link)
for a moment there I thought I read that they have "Narcissa's Personality Disorder" which is of course to have no personality at all other than representing BATSHIT INSANE in the Potterlympics.

and in the background I hear "I bet you think this song is about you..."

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(no subject) - mockygogo, 2009-10-11 08:29 pm UTC

[info]fishies
2009-10-11 08:36 pm UTC (link)
"If he had, IDK, left Neville alone or something, Lupin wouldn't even have known that the kid might need extra help."

In other words, Snape said something nasty which caused a boy to get needed help WHICH HE WOULD NOT OTHERWISE HAVE GOTTEN.

Secretly protecting while being overtly verbally cruel. Just as in OotP, Snape makes Crabbe stop strangling Neville with a callous and disparaging remark.

Yep, that's our Severus.


He's cruel to be kind, people! What a guy.

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OT - [info]dragonsong12, 2009-10-12 03:52 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]quantumreality, 2009-10-14 07:19 am UTC
Cruel to be Kind - [info]stnky605, 2009-10-20 07:29 am UTC

[info]neuronin
2009-10-11 08:58 pm UTC (link)
The only way he can nerve himself up to carry out his mission is by becoming emotionally numb and convincing himself everything will be much better on the other side. As I write this, I wonder if Harry actually saw his family's ghosts in the woods, or if that scene was just a comforting hallucination?

And then Jack and Mr. Helpmann stare wonderingly at Harry while he dreams of future family bliss with Ginny and hums "Brazil".

Also, it turns out the whole series takes place in an autistic child's snowglobe.

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(no subject) - [info]tofuknight, 2009-10-11 09:50 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]gunshou, 2009-10-11 11:32 pm UTC
:D - [info]tofuknight, 2009-10-12 11:46 pm UTC
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[info]sunhawk
2009-10-11 09:20 pm UTC (link)
The tags are perfect!

Why do these people spend so much time talking about books they apparently hate???

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(no subject) - [info]charamei, 2009-10-11 11:08 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]quantumreality, 2009-10-14 07:21 am UTC

[info]sevendeadlyfun
2009-10-11 09:37 pm UTC (link)
Call me when she marries him on the astral plane stops rambling on. Jeebus, that was a ton of tl;dr to say "Snape is my woobie".

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(no subject) - [info]dives, 2009-10-13 04:27 am UTC

[info]aycelcus
2009-10-11 10:07 pm UTC (link)
Is it bad that I first read it at Narcissa Personality Disorder and was confused as to why she thought everyone was Draco's mom inside.

Of course, we all know Draco has Mommy and Daddy issues, which makes that idea WAY more funny creepy than it should be.

Come on, the fanfiction just writes itself!

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(no subject) - [info]vzg, 2009-10-12 06:06 am UTC

[info]sandyclaws68
2009-10-11 10:34 pm UTC (link)
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

IF I DON'T LAUGH MY EYEBALLS WILL MELT AND MY BRAIN ESCAPE THROUGH THE EMPTY SOCKETS.

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[info]kittikattie
2009-10-11 10:41 pm UTC (link)
I can't wrap my brain around anything 9 of 10 snape defenders say, so I'm going to hunt down puffskeins.

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[info]gmth
2009-10-11 10:46 pm UTC (link)
"Scumbledore" is now my new favorite canon riff of all time. It's so stupid as to be amazing.

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(no subject) - [info]librarianmouse, 2009-10-12 12:40 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]istaerlus, 2009-10-13 05:28 am UTC

[info]author_by_night
2009-10-11 10:54 pm UTC (link)
I think the real issue is that the people saying these things wanted the books to be like:

1. Their favorite fandom's canon.

2. Their favorite fanfic(s).

3. Their fanfic(s).

Guess what? They didn't. And a little over two years later, I think it's time to get over it.

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(no subject) - [info]vzg, 2009-10-12 06:08 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]eleutheria, 2009-10-12 12:49 pm UTC


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