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animals, baleeted post replacement, bitter so bitter, crazy people, enormous clusterfuck, fandom_wank's thoughts on yaoi, is sorchar uglycat or is uglycat sorchar, lying liar that lies, outraged mice, person: victoria bitter, stop giving strangers money you idiots, wankers who will not shut up

Courtesy of wank_report....
The not quite so triumphant return of Victoria Bitter.

In which we discover that VB is the writer of a very popular HP fanfic, and *GASP* is planning a con for fans of said fic to get together. By con, I mean "convention" and not "swindle" although, who knows, it could be one and the same again.

Did you know that VB, in his/her* new fandom persona, has "fought with three different paramilitias", "never thought about an ideal job outside of the military", "has a heart condition that gives me less than ten years to live", and is super chivalrous: "Even after coming nearer than I ever have to being destroyed by a woman I loved for almost seven long years, even after she took my son from me without so much as a goodbye and left me destitute for someone she'd been seeing behind my back, I still hold no grudge against womankind."

All these fun facts and more to be had here. Deleted, but screencapped here, and html here.

(Look, I know there's no wank yet, but it's VB and Turimel, so let's take a nice stroll down memory lane.)

*~~am not sure if VB is actually trans or if IDing as male is part of the scam, so covering my bases here.~~ ETA, again: Okay, folks, I've been away the whole day, and I've got back to an exploding inbox, and I haven't had the chance to go through the whole thing, but I wanted to address this issue.

I was trying to err on the side of caution in regards to past actions, but doesn't matter if I'm unsure or not, using female pronouns or referring to VB/thanfiction as "s/he" "it" or "s/h/it" is disrespectful and hurtful to other transfolk, and I apologize for this. I'm sorry that my choice of pronouns has cause people distress.

So please stick to the male pronouns. Regardless of if this is VB's identity or just another grift, it stands less of a chance of hurting people if you use the male pronouns.

Also, anons, tread carefully. I turned anon commenting on so everyone could play, so let's not ruin it, okay?

ETA, ONCE AGAIN: Anon commenting is off. And please read this. Thank you, white_serpent.

Male pronouns, please. No more transfail, thanks.

ETA: Oh boo, beat to the punch. Sorry, folks.

ETA #2: Other post deleted! Have fun here. Also, anon commenting is ON, since there was an anon at wank_report who seemed to have more details on this.

ETA: #3: More links, from the comments (thank you, lovely wankas!):

Fic comm and where planning for the con is happening

Screencap of Turimel's deleted FW post

Andrew/VB's Twilight artwork

Terry Boot's head is pastede on yay?

Tv Tropes (beware!) page for thanfictions's Dumbledore's Army and the Year of Darkness

thanfiction on Twitter

Oh, as usual, dear

More details from luvscharlie - thanks,

luvscharlie! I don't suppose you have more to share, hmmm? :D

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dico
2009-12-13 02:46 pm UTC (link)

I love his DA page. I'm flipping through all the pictures and playing Guess the Celebrity/Find the Painted Over Source Picture.

I'm not very good at it, though. I've only found the Ashley Greene and Emmy Rossum ones. I was sure this one was Adrien Brody, but I can't find the original. That is Brody, isn't it? I thought it was because of his hand-to-mouthness especially (as well as the fact that it freaking LOOKS LIKE HIM), but maybe not.

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	adevyish 2009-12-13 02:58 pm UTC (link)
	He didn't even bother to change the dress on the Emmy one O_O (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	dico 2009-12-13 02:59 pm UTC (link)
	There's even an inexplicable dark line at the very bottom of the "drawing". He couldn't even crop two pixels up. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	eisoj5 2009-12-13 06:22 pm UTC (link)
	I especially like how a user says they want the skirt in the Emmy one and he says he doesn't know where they can find it...the second link lists exactly what brand it is and how much it costs! Too bad we can't troll the wank because I'd at least let them know that much...(it's $420!!!! and looks like my tennis skirt from high school!) (Reply to this)(Parent)

	naienko 2009-12-13 09:48 pm UTC (link)
	And he's clearly never had/met anyone with hair that long, either; it doesn't fall right where he faked it in. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	dico 2009-12-13 03:10 pm UTC (link)
	I'm pretty sure this is this picture of ScarJo, but I can't get it to match up perfectly. There's another ScarJo picture on there I was trying to match, but she has so many head-tilt-smile! pictures it was freaking impossible. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	sockpuppeteer 2009-12-13 04:01 pm UTC (link)
	I think you pretty much nail it. Too bad DA has that wacky reference policy on drawing or this account would have been bounced a while back. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	ari_o 2009-12-14 02:02 am UTC (link)
	I can't get over the explanation he's written under his "painting" of ScarJo/Hannah: "In the snap of a spell, Hannah sees her life pass before your eyes, even if it's only seventeen years." (Reply to this)(Parent)

	microclimate 2009-12-13 04:25 pm UTC (link)
	That Adrien Brody is from either a promotional picture or a magazine photo from his King Kong days. The things playing Jack Driscoll in Milliways Bar will make you remember. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

ETA, ONCE AGAIN: Anon commenting is off. And please read this. Thank you, white_serpent. Male pronouns, please. No more transfail, thanks.

ETA, ONCE AGAIN: Anon commenting is off. And please read this. Thank you, white_serpent.

Male pronouns, please. No more transfail, thanks.