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The Mad Bishounen ([info]jkefka) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2009-12-18 12:23:00


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Entry tags:conspiracy theories, fandom: house, wankers who will not shut up

I have never seen so many two-letter acronyms in my goddamn life.
Let's have a little apertif before the big wank of VB's "con" this weekend hits, shall we? This is a lovely little batshit fan wank from the House fandom. The mousie in [info]wank_report nailed it pretty well, so I'll just quote directly (but fix the link they gave):


Razor840 is a big fan of the character of Cameron on the show House and the actress who portrays her, Jennifer Morrison. No wait, perhaps using the word "fan" is too simple of a phrase.

Her chosen field of fighting for Cameron/JMo's honor is Television Without Pity. (How her ravings make it through without mod interference while attempts to talk her down is a whole other question.) The show decided to trim its cast and wrote Cameron out this fall. Razor simply won't stand for such an injustice.

Who's to blame? Well the other members of the cast, obviously, who will benefit from the departure of this bright and shining star, and the show runners who obviously do the bidding of those descpicable human beings:
"I can't think of anything more malicious than the way they handled her final episodes on the show.... GY has been being cruel to Cameron fans, horrifically cruel, KJ has been lying. It has nothing to do with her, it has everything to do with LE, OW, and RSL cosying up to the writers and getting themselves better positions that didn't work for or deserve."

(GY is director/exec producer Greg Yaitanes, KJ is co-show runner Katie Jacobs, LE is Lisa (Cuddy) Edelstein, OW is Olivia (Thirteen) Wilde and RSL is Robert Sean Leonard, aka Wilson.)

(By the way, about Tony winner RSL, she says: "Jen was always promoting the show, always giving interviews, always out there in the media promoting the show. Was RSL too good for that because his summer stock theatre productions were such a hit?")

The only proof she needs of this vast conspiracy (rather than a simple creative decision as the show runners and actors have said). She simply knows better.
"If someone is keeping something secret, something that negatively effects an innocent third party, then the fact that I don't know exactly what is going on isn't going to stop me from wanting to know the truth, and it isn't going to stop me from condemning people who are actively involved in deception. The police do it all the time. If they're not going to tell me what is going on in the writing room, if they refuse to tell me why JMo was heartless cast out, then I have no problem condemning or wishing ill on the entire cast and crew."

Then news comes out that JMo has been cast in a key featured role in the upcoming Broadway revival of "The Miracle Worker." Good for her, right? She gets a chance to widen her resume, get seen by people doing more things. No, silly you.
"She isn't even the lead role? This is really great, acting in a crappy production that was made fun of on South Park in front a bunch NYT critics who did nothing but slam the character. She isn't coming back, this proves and it proves that GY, DS, DE, KJ, LE et al. are bunch of liars, they kicked her off the show with nothing. You have to go to New York to watch her, they were the socilists who did nothing but crap all over her work."

The fun begins here:


Well, technically the fun begins here, but A for effort, mousie!

There's a lot of teal deer from Razor840 and others for the next several pages, but each one is a glorious display of batshit insane fans when their idol is taken away. Enjoy!




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[info]wolfshark
2009-12-18 08:00 pm UTC (link)
Oh, good lord.

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tetradecimal
2009-12-18 08:04 pm UTC (link)
I enjoyed Jennifer Morrison in the role of Kirk's mom.

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[info]ayezur
2009-12-18 08:11 pm UTC (link)
So... many.... acronyms.

I don't even know what half of them mean.

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[info]twinno
2009-12-18 08:14 pm UTC (link)
Wow, razor840, tell us how you really feel.

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[info]mir8lle
2009-12-18 08:14 pm UTC (link)
You have to go to New York to watch her, they were the socilists who did nothing but crap all over her work."

...what.

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[info]puipui
2009-12-18 08:26 pm UTC (link)
You have to go to New York to watch her, they were the socilists who did nothing but crap all over her work.

OMFG socialists? That is so amazingly beautiful that I think I just might cry.

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(no subject) - [info]kita0610, 2009-12-18 10:14 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]puipui, 2009-12-19 07:09 am UTC
speaking of "socialism" - [info]ari_o, 2009-12-19 10:53 am UTC
Re: speaking of "socialism" - [info]puipui, 2009-12-19 04:23 pm UTC
Re: speaking of "socialism" - [info]ari_o, 2009-12-19 08:41 pm UTC
Re: speaking of "socialism" - [info]bacon_lover, 2009-12-20 01:49 am UTC
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[info]misachan
2009-12-18 08:29 pm UTC (link)
I love House wankers. They're always so earnest.

She isn't coming back, this proves and it proves that GY, DS, DE, KJ, LE et al. are bunch of liars, they kicked her off the show with nothing.

Does Razor think actors normally get severance packages when they're written out of a show? That's adorable.

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(no subject) - [info]huehau, 2009-12-19 03:37 am UTC

[info]notarose
2009-12-18 08:39 pm UTC (link)
acting in a crappy production that was made fun of on South Park

So much about this hurts my theatre major soul.

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[info]coquelicot
2009-12-18 08:47 pm UTC (link)
The phrase "Fox Thought Police" is making me laugh heartily.

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[info]galateus
2009-12-18 08:48 pm UTC (link)
Oh man, apparently she was also saying that fans should stage a hunger strike over this.

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[info]ladyvyola
2009-12-18 08:58 pm UTC (link)
Let's have a little apertif before the big wank of VB's "con" this weekend hits, shall we?

You're right! This is like the perfect palette cleanser, a melon sorbet of crazy.

Razor840's love is so pure, so utterly sincere, so unburdened by any self-serving motivations -- it's like a welcome breath of fresh bat-shit air.

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(no subject) - [info]alcesx2, 2009-12-19 02:21 am UTC

[info]chikane
2009-12-18 09:26 pm UTC (link)
The addition of OMGSOCIALISTS turns this from funny to totally awesome.

I also love her logic. She doesn't know everything, therefore, clearly someone must be LYIN and making a CONSPIRACY of DOOM.

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[info]sylvacoer
2009-12-18 09:55 pm UTC (link)
The few comments I've read responding to her have so far been fairly balanced and calm. Does House fandom only get riled up over shipping wank or something?

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[info]hydriotaphia
2009-12-18 11:05 pm UTC (link)
Sweet baby Jaes! Between smart!fan darlings and Cuddy taking her clothes off [which is news to me] this is absolute deliciousness onna thread.

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(no subject) - [info]puipui, 2009-12-18 11:51 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]yattara, 2009-12-19 05:51 pm UTC
For SCIENCE! - [info]sequinedlizard, 2009-12-19 08:30 pm UTC
Re: For SCIENCE! - [info]yattara, 2009-12-19 09:13 pm UTC

[info]sleepyjean
2009-12-18 11:47 pm UTC (link)
My favorite part is when Razor840 refers to a Broadway production as summer stock.

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[info]hallidae
2009-12-19 12:17 am UTC (link)
Not being a House watcher, all I know about Morrison is the jokes cracked by comic geeks when she joined the cast of Marvel's new animated kiddy show, and the batshit is still entertaining. That takes either some serious skill or some serious crazy. Or, in this case, probably both.

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(no subject) - [info]perletwo, 2009-12-20 05:56 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]hallidae, 2009-12-20 06:07 am UTC
Today on Batshit Logic Hour...
[info]takhys
2009-12-19 12:17 am UTC (link)
I understand exactly where Razor is coming from. Really, I do. You see, socilists, they're practically communists.

AND, as we all know, you can't trust those Pinko commie bastards.

Not even the festive ones.

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Re: Today on Batshit Logic Hour... - [info]finchbird, 2009-12-19 12:45 am UTC
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Re: Today on Batshit Logic Hour... - [info]kitt_in_socks, 2009-12-19 03:14 am UTC
Re: Today on Batshit Logic Hour... - [info]ashinae, 2009-12-19 06:27 am UTC
Re: Today on Batshit Logic Hour... - [info]goddessleila, 2009-12-19 07:05 am UTC
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Re: Today on Batshit Logic Hour... - [info]rotten_fish, 2009-12-20 01:39 pm UTC

[info]sheep_n_wolf
2009-12-19 12:30 am UTC (link)
I love this exchange:
firestarter - "Do you have a source for that statement? I'd love to see it if you do."

razor840 - "It is difficult to get the truth from private companies when it is in their best interests not to tell the truth. Thus, one has to be dilligent and watchful in order to discern the true nature of events that have transpired. I don't have proof because people don't tell the truth."

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(no subject) - [info]sylvacoer, 2009-12-19 02:08 am UTC
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[info]darkling
2009-12-19 12:35 am UTC (link)
"...they were the socilists who did nothing but crap all over her work."

This needs to be an icon. Seriously.

Also, her post (no.578, to be precise) is brilliant. Insanely naive fans with no clue about RL, and *especially* the way the entertainment industry works, who come out with those comments are never not amusing (if not headdesk worthy if in your fandom).

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[info]alexa
2009-12-19 01:59 am UTC (link)
malicious
cruel
horrifically cruel
heartless
socilists


Someone got out their fightin' words thesaurus.

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[info]dragonfangirl
2009-12-19 02:02 am UTC (link)
In a weird way, I love this wank, because for once in a hundred years it's a female fan being supportive of a female actor. In a lunatic sort of way. But seriously, how often does that happen?

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[info]shadowmonkey
2009-12-19 02:12 am UTC (link)
It isn't a conspiracy until someone points it out. The lies and half truths perpetrated by DS/KJ/RSL/DE/etc. and their shills on EW, NYT, TV Guide, and the rest of the internet aren't going to come out and admit what they did.

I love being part of a conspiracy!
Look, okay, I know it isn't over something as important as our (secret) lizard overlords, but you have to take what you get sometimes. :(

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(no subject) - [info]librarianmouse, 2009-12-19 06:58 am UTC
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[info]jupiterpluvius
2009-12-19 02:42 am UTC (link)
That "socilists" thing just cracks me up. Who knew it was an all-purpose dirty word?

'MOM! BILLY'S BEING A SOCIALIST AGAIN! MAKE HIM STOP!'

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[info]eleutheria
2009-12-19 03:19 am UTC (link)
How her ravings make it through without mod interference

Damn, I want to know this too! Usually TWOP is modded way past the point of good sense and into the total batshit.

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[info]madam_marozi
2009-12-19 03:27 am UTC (link)
I first saw your cut tag and misread it as "It's all a conspiracy against Jim!" and thought for a second that it would be Office wank. But this is equally awesome!

What I can get my head around is the fact that I don't want to believe that DS, GY, KJ, DE et. al. are horrible people, but heartlessly firing JMo, in the midst of the worst recession in American, since the Great Depression, when people have seen their life savings wiped out in the stock market, when some people can't even afford medicine, that speaks to a level of villainy, a level of 'evil', and that really is the only word I can think to describe it, that I didn't think existed on that set. JMo's savings might have been in the stock market, we don't know. If that is the case, they're taking her income away, they're taking food out of her mouth.

Now I'm picturing Cameron gazing through a frosted window at Wilson and Cuddy gorging themselves on Christmas goose. Then she uses the last of her matches to warm her fingers and lies down in the snow to die.

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