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The Mad Bishounen (![[info]](http://www.journalfen.net/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} jkefka) wrote in ![[info]](http://www.journalfen.net/img/community.gif){kind=small} fandom_wank,@ 2009-12-18 12:23:00 |
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I have never seen so many two-letter acronyms in my goddamn life.
Let's have a little apertif before the big wank of VB's "con" this weekend hits, shall we? This is a lovely little batshit fan wank from the House fandom. The mousie inwank_report nailed it pretty well, so I'll just quote directly (but fix the link they gave):
Razor840 is a big fan of the character of Cameron on the show House and the actress who portrays her, Jennifer Morrison. No wait, perhaps using the word "fan" is too simple of a phrase.
Her chosen field of fighting for Cameron/JMo's honor is Television Without Pity. (How her ravings make it through without mod interference while attempts to talk her down is a whole other question.) The show decided to trim its cast and wrote Cameron out this fall. Razor simply won't stand for such an injustice.
Who's to blame? Well the other members of the cast, obviously, who will benefit from the departure of this bright and shining star, and the show runners who obviously do the bidding of those descpicable human beings:
"I can't think of anything more malicious than the way they handled her final episodes on the show.... GY has been being cruel to Cameron fans, horrifically cruel, KJ has been lying. It has nothing to do with her, it has everything to do with LE, OW, and RSL cosying up to the writers and getting themselves better positions that didn't work for or deserve."
(GY is director/exec producer Greg Yaitanes, KJ is co-show runner Katie Jacobs, LE is Lisa (Cuddy) Edelstein, OW is Olivia (Thirteen) Wilde and RSL is Robert Sean Leonard, aka Wilson.)
(By the way, about Tony winner RSL, she says: "Jen was always promoting the show, always giving interviews, always out there in the media promoting the show. Was RSL too good for that because his summer stock theatre productions were such a hit?")
The only proof she needs of this vast conspiracy (rather than a simple creative decision as the show runners and actors have said). She simply knows better.
"If someone is keeping something secret, something that negatively effects an innocent third party, then the fact that I don't know exactly what is going on isn't going to stop me from wanting to know the truth, and it isn't going to stop me from condemning people who are actively involved in deception. The police do it all the time. If they're not going to tell me what is going on in the writing room, if they refuse to tell me why JMo was heartless cast out, then I have no problem condemning or wishing ill on the entire cast and crew."
Then news comes out that JMo has been cast in a key featured role in the upcoming Broadway revival of "The Miracle Worker." Good for her, right? She gets a chance to widen her resume, get seen by people doing more things. No, silly you.
"She isn't even the lead role? This is really great, acting in a crappy production that was made fun of on South Park in front a bunch NYT critics who did nothing but slam the character. She isn't coming back, this proves and it proves that GY, DS, DE, KJ, LE et al. are bunch of liars, they kicked her off the show with nothing. You have to go to New York to watch her, they were the socilists who did nothing but crap all over her work."
The fun begins here:
Well, technically the fun begins here, but A for effort, mousie!
There's a lot of teal deer from Razor840 and others for the next several pages, but each one is a glorious display of batshit insane fans when their idol is taken away. Enjoy!
Let's have a little apertif before the big wank of VB's "con" this weekend hits, shall we? This is a lovely little batshit fan wank from the House fandom. The mousie in
wank_report nailed it pretty well, so I'll just quote directly (but fix the link they gave):Razor840 is a big fan of the character of Cameron on the show House and the actress who portrays her, Jennifer Morrison. No wait, perhaps using the word "fan" is too simple of a phrase.
Her chosen field of fighting for Cameron/JMo's honor is Television Without Pity. (How her ravings make it through without mod interference while attempts to talk her down is a whole other question.) The show decided to trim its cast and wrote Cameron out this fall. Razor simply won't stand for such an injustice.
Who's to blame? Well the other members of the cast, obviously, who will benefit from the departure of this bright and shining star, and the show runners who obviously do the bidding of those descpicable human beings:
"I can't think of anything more malicious than the way they handled her final episodes on the show.... GY has been being cruel to Cameron fans, horrifically cruel, KJ has been lying. It has nothing to do with her, it has everything to do with LE, OW, and RSL cosying up to the writers and getting themselves better positions that didn't work for or deserve."
(GY is director/exec producer Greg Yaitanes, KJ is co-show runner Katie Jacobs, LE is Lisa (Cuddy) Edelstein, OW is Olivia (Thirteen) Wilde and RSL is Robert Sean Leonard, aka Wilson.)
(By the way, about Tony winner RSL, she says: "Jen was always promoting the show, always giving interviews, always out there in the media promoting the show. Was RSL too good for that because his summer stock theatre productions were such a hit?")
The only proof she needs of this vast conspiracy (rather than a simple creative decision as the show runners and actors have said). She simply knows better.
"If someone is keeping something secret, something that negatively effects an innocent third party, then the fact that I don't know exactly what is going on isn't going to stop me from wanting to know the truth, and it isn't going to stop me from condemning people who are actively involved in deception. The police do it all the time. If they're not going to tell me what is going on in the writing room, if they refuse to tell me why JMo was heartless cast out, then I have no problem condemning or wishing ill on the entire cast and crew."
Then news comes out that JMo has been cast in a key featured role in the upcoming Broadway revival of "The Miracle Worker." Good for her, right? She gets a chance to widen her resume, get seen by people doing more things. No, silly you.
"She isn't even the lead role? This is really great, acting in a crappy production that was made fun of on South Park in front a bunch NYT critics who did nothing but slam the character. She isn't coming back, this proves and it proves that GY, DS, DE, KJ, LE et al. are bunch of liars, they kicked her off the show with nothing. You have to go to New York to watch her, they were the socilists who did nothing but crap all over her work."
The fun begins here:
Well, technically the fun begins here, but A for effort, mousie!
There's a lot of teal deer from Razor840 and others for the next several pages, but each one is a glorious display of batshit insane fans when their idol is taken away. Enjoy!
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