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insignificant other ([info]snacky) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2009-12-27 20:52:00
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Entry tags:bitter so bitter, crazy people, ding dong the witch is dead, i fought the law and the law boggled, i see stupid people, lying liar that lies, person: turimel, person: victoria bitter, plucky girl detective, stop giving strangers money you idiots, this is the wank that never ends, what the shit is this?

The Not So Triumphant Return of Victoria Bitter, aka thanfiction, part the third
Lost in the comments of the last post, [info]julian_black tells us that idiomagic has spit out the kool-aid.

The evil twin is yesterday's news, people. Now there's an UNDEAD SHAMAN-WIZARD.

Yeah, I'll repeat that: UNDEAD SHAMAN-WIZARD.

I don't even know. Does it top channeling fictional hobbits? You decide.



ETA: HOLD THE PHONE: UNDEAD SHAMAN-WIZARD EMAILS HERE! All personal info redacted, of course. Thanks [info]bacon_lover!

Also, idiomagic would like us to know that She never drank the kool-aid. She was *cue dramatic music* THE MOLE!

I dunno, there's a reason Deep Throat's identity was never revealed...





Reminder: please use male pronouns when referring to VB/thanfiction, and leave the transfail in the other post, thanks.
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[info]littlebittysami
2009-12-28 06:26 am UTC (link)
This is another of those wanks that never ends, isn't it? I love how soap opera like it has gotten what with the Evil Twins and now the undead shaman wizards. Seriously, Marlena and Stefano are going to show up and then VB will be possessed by the devil and then people will be turning into panthers, I just know it.


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[info]miraba
2009-12-28 06:34 am UTC (link)
I have tears in my eyes.

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[info]bobafeis
2009-12-28 06:35 am UTC (link)
Well, yes, this is all well and good, but moving from the IRA to evil twins to undead shaman-wizards just begs the question: WHERE THE HELL DO YOU GO FROM HERE?!

Seriously. Is this going to end with VB sitting us all down and admitting that he is actually the second coming of Jesus? I'm not sure what other options there are.

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[info]oulangi
2009-12-28 06:57 am UTC (link)
"Last night I received an epically mind-blowing series of emails from m_oquinn and Andy, claiming Cfc was under some sort of psychic attack from a 16th century, undead shaman-wizard."

So what are the odds that after being trapped in a hotel with these people for the longest weekend of her life this Cfc person plead headache as a coping mechanism for dealing with crazy, and Andy jumped on it to replay his ever popular Hobbit channeling schtick?

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[info]hilarity
2009-12-28 07:23 am UTC (link)
This is some good craic.

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[info]thebratqueen
2009-12-28 07:25 am UTC (link)
You know, after the evil twin, the sparrow kid, the rare lesbian paladin, and the channelling of people who are still alive... undead shaman wizard's almost kinda boring. Almost like he's got a bag of magnetic poetry for wankery and he's running out of words. The next incarnation will end up being something like "a, a, the, s, hospital, !, cat."

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[info]cianne
2009-12-28 07:26 am UTC (link)
someone needs to make this into some sort of epic crackfic novel. it's the only way it's even remotely fathomable.

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[info]dez_chan
2009-12-28 07:48 am UTC (link)
Yeah, this is definitely one of those wanks that requires my full concentration. No tv in the background, no drinks to be consumed, just full-on hysterical giggles at this.

Whew.

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[info]icedark_elf
2009-12-28 08:03 am UTC (link)
*has now been forced to start explaining VB because my roomies want to know -what- I'm giggling so madly about*

You'd think by now, they would learn. But noooooo. We're all evil sadistic bitches towards each other. Even the guy.

*now has to go back and start from the beginning*

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[info]singe
2009-12-28 08:05 am UTC (link)
No, I still can't be having with this.


*wanders away*

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[info]dragonfangirl
2009-12-28 08:12 am UTC (link)
Don't be ridiculous, undead can't be shamans.

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[info]annepackrat
2009-12-28 09:21 am UTC (link)
Yes, but what TYPE of undead wizard shaman is it? Cause if we don't know the undead type how will we know how to defend ourselves from him or her? Do we even know if it's a shaman or shamaness? Is Shamaness even a word?

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[info]caito
2009-12-28 10:04 am UTC (link)
What exactly does an undead shaman do? How are they bothersome? As far as attacks go, how serious was this assault? Like, full-scale Exorcist shit, or mild tinnitus level? Man, I want some details! Until I hear more, I just think of it as Mad Libs with a madder flavor than usual.

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(no subject) - [info]bacon_lover, 2009-12-28 10:21 am UTC
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Eat people, apparently. - [info]emmacrew, 2009-12-29 02:07 am UTC
Re: Eat people, apparently. - [info]caito, 2009-12-29 03:11 am UTC
Re: Eat people, apparently. - [info]emmacrew, 2009-12-29 03:59 am UTC
Re: Eat people, apparently. - [info]bobafeis, 2009-12-29 06:42 am UTC
Re: Eat people, apparently. - [info]emmacrew, 2009-12-29 10:24 am UTC

[info]puipui
2009-12-28 10:13 am UTC (link)
"i fought the law and the law boggled" is the best new tag ever.

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[info]seca
2009-12-28 10:28 am UTC (link)
So the wizard shaman... is is vampire!undead or zombie!undead?

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(no subject) - [info]traceace, 2009-12-28 10:56 am UTC
It has to be asked - - [info]perletwo, 2009-12-28 02:10 pm UTC
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[info]quantumreality
2009-12-28 11:43 am UTC (link)
What on EARTH? Undead Shaman-wizards? Holy CRAP. D;

*is agog*

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[info]cesare
2009-12-28 12:14 pm UTC (link)
Does it top channeling fictional hobbits?

Well come on, Snacks, obviously it depends. Is this a fictional undead shaman-wizard from a contemporary fantasy novel? Or is it a mythical undead shaman-wizard, like Dances With Merlin? Or is it some no-name, knockoff undead shaman-wizard?

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Merlin's Chop - [info]cesare, 2009-12-29 03:51 am UTC

[info]neuronin
2009-12-28 01:17 pm UTC (link)
Hmm...undead wizard-shaman? Wait, I remember this book! Lone Wolf needs the Sommerswerd and Kai-Screen, or that guy will fuck you UP.

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(no subject) - [info]nursewretched, 2009-12-28 06:16 pm UTC
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[info]dreamer_marie
2009-12-28 01:54 pm UTC (link)
I tried to explain the snowflake wank to my family and they looked at me like I was an alien. There's just no way I can try to tell them about VB.

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(no subject) - [info]urpletastic, 2009-12-29 10:35 am UTC

[info]girlmorphine
2009-12-28 02:19 pm UTC (link)
You know, I kept thinking yesterday... if his LotR antics weren't proof enough, then this here really - unless he's just doing it for the proverbial lolz now which oh jesus dear I hope to god is the case - this here really makes me think guy has serious mental problems.

Which is, of course, is rather sad more than anything else, but that's yet to stop me from stopping to look and boggle at the fucking trainwreck.

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(no subject) - [info]kumquat_of_doom, 2009-12-28 06:35 pm UTC

[info]judyhazeleyes
2009-12-28 02:52 pm UTC (link)
I... I have nothing to say. Just posting in a legendary thread.

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[info]tarash
2009-12-28 03:30 pm UTC (link)
...I must've missed the Evil Twin thing, 'cause I'm still boggling over that. I'm sure I'll get round to boggling at the Undead Shaman Wizard (so many Neverwinter Nights flashbacks) soon.

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[info]meriel
2009-12-28 03:32 pm UTC (link)
...what do you even say to shit like this. I keep reading and reading and all I come up with is "wat" over and over.

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[info]twinno
2009-12-28 04:29 pm UTC (link)
Is it possible for a wank to jump the shark?

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(no subject) - [info]urpletastic, 2009-12-28 07:10 pm UTC

[info]groovytastic
2009-12-28 04:44 pm UTC (link)
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