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insignificant other ([info]snacky) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2009-12-27 20:52:00
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Entry tags:bitter so bitter, crazy people, ding dong the witch is dead, i fought the law and the law boggled, i see stupid people, lying liar that lies, person: turimel, person: victoria bitter, plucky girl detective, stop giving strangers money you idiots, this is the wank that never ends, what the shit is this?

The Not So Triumphant Return of Victoria Bitter, aka thanfiction, part the third
Lost in the comments of the last post, [info]julian_black tells us that idiomagic has spit out the kool-aid.

The evil twin is yesterday's news, people. Now there's an UNDEAD SHAMAN-WIZARD.

Yeah, I'll repeat that: UNDEAD SHAMAN-WIZARD.

I don't even know. Does it top channeling fictional hobbits? You decide.



ETA: HOLD THE PHONE: UNDEAD SHAMAN-WIZARD EMAILS HERE! All personal info redacted, of course. Thanks [info]bacon_lover!

Also, idiomagic would like us to know that She never drank the kool-aid. She was *cue dramatic music* THE MOLE!

I dunno, there's a reason Deep Throat's identity was never revealed...





Reminder: please use male pronouns when referring to VB/thanfiction, and leave the transfail in the other post, thanks.
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kittenwings
2009-12-29 01:18 am UTC (link)
GUYS GUYS

I just had a DREAM about thanfiction. I had my jaw wired shut so I couldn't say anything in the dream - but he looked like the pictures and talked about the same stuff and had harry potter stuff and then. Um. IT DEVOLVED INTO A SEX DREAM.

no one knows who I am in real life no one knows who I am on real life oh god why did I admit such a stupid thing

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[info]melloniel
2009-12-29 01:29 am UTC (link)
My God, this is beautiful.

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[info]ari_o
2009-12-29 01:58 am UTC (link)
O_O

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[info]annaham
2009-12-29 02:22 am UTC (link)
She was *cue dramatic music* THE MOLE!

It's The Mole: Fandom, coming this fall to ABC!

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it couldn't be helped ... - [info]ingrid, 2009-12-29 02:37 am UTC
Re: it couldn't be helped ... - [info]irised, 2009-12-29 02:48 am UTC
Re: it couldn't be helped ... - [info]annaham, 2009-12-29 03:16 am UTC
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[info]beachlass
2009-12-29 02:45 am UTC (link)
Dear Powers That Be, I would very much like the VB wank to be released as an expansion pack for Munchkin.

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(no subject) - [info]rushikayu13, 2009-12-29 02:52 am UTC
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now with more music - [info]dragonfangirl, 2009-12-29 07:55 am UTC
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[info]mister_terrific
2009-12-29 03:04 am UTC (link)
So when will Syfy option this as a movie?

Mister Terrific
New Icon, Thought It Appropriate

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[info]oulangi
2009-12-29 03:30 am UTC (link)
So does defending children from undead shaman wizards in astral plane cabins in the woods count as babysitting? Cause that's one wish he can cross off the list then.

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(no subject) - [info]kita0610, 2009-12-29 04:07 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]irised, 2009-12-30 07:24 am UTC
Commemorative inspirational poster
[info]cesare
2009-12-29 04:12 am UTC (link)
From this thread...

Photobucket

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Re: Commemorative inspirational poster - [info]heuradys, 2009-12-29 04:29 am UTC
Re: Commemorative inspirational poster - [info]kita0610, 2009-12-29 04:35 am UTC
Re: Commemorative inspirational poster - [info]snacky, 2009-12-29 04:40 am UTC
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Re: Commemorative inspirational poster - [info]carolyn_claire, 2009-12-29 08:08 am UTC
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[info]quantumreality
2009-12-29 05:09 am UTC (link)
*flails*

I feel like I just dropped down a rabbit hole and am now in a fun house of mirrors. D: I'm divided between it's thanfiction trying to "call someone out" in all SRS BSNS of belief that there is a shaman attack, or if it's thanfiction coming up with the trolliest thing possible just to stir up the hornet's nest at f_w.

IDEK.

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[info]lakme
2009-12-29 05:45 am UTC (link)
It's just nice to know that some of the followers draw the bullshit line somewhere, even if it does extend as far as "undead shaman attacks."

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[info]bacon_lover
2009-12-29 06:00 am UTC (link)
I feel we haven't laughed at the "His son? A sparrow" enough. Could we maybe weigh in on possible pet names for this bird?

I like 'Sparrow T. Agnew.'

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[info]turnip_girl
2009-12-29 06:26 am UTC (link)
This is a super-strain of wank. Nothing can touch it.

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[info]sadisticferret
2009-12-29 06:39 am UTC (link)
At this point, I'm just waiting for the SCP Foundation to get involved, declare thanfiction to be a Euclid or Keter-class SCP, then redact or expunge all of the data. Everywhere.

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[info]dragonfangirl
2009-12-29 07:53 am UTC (link)
This is... amazing. I keep trying to come up with a sarcastic or witty commentary and I can't, it's just too out there in its fucknuttery. Please don't go away, thanfiction. You gave us the best wankchristmas ever.

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[info]rhrsoulmates
2009-12-29 08:09 am UTC (link)
I'm sure I'm the only one who keeps reading Undead Shaman-Wizard as Undead CHARMIN Wizard. I'm thinking, "Do I really want to know what a wizard of toilet paper can do?"

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[info]amy_wolf
2009-12-29 08:21 am UTC (link)
Spirit/Astral form of technically dead but v. powerful Seneca Sachem-level shaman, plus allies and minions. I know this sounds crazy

Really? What would ever make anyone think that sounded crazy?

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(no subject) - [info]keri, 2009-12-29 08:32 am UTC

[info]schrodingerscat
2009-12-29 08:22 am UTC (link)
every time I come back here I feel like there is some whole new level added to this VB wank. Apparently instead of Christmas we're having the Saturnalia of wank?

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(no subject) - [info]palabradot, 2009-12-29 01:33 pm UTC
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[info]tehrin
2009-12-29 09:42 am UTC (link)
Is this a LoTR Undead Shaman-Wizard or a HP Undead Shaman Wizard?

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(no subject) - [info]ghostmaster, 2009-12-29 06:13 pm UTC
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[info]tiye
2009-12-29 09:57 am UTC (link)
I am reading this while listening to Grieg's Peer Gynt suite, and it makes the wank feel just that much more epic.

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[info]irised
2009-12-29 10:31 am UTC (link)
I feel that people won't be able to truly appreciate the sparrow son story unless they've seen baby photos. Yes? Alas, I don't have baby pictures of Thanfiction's son but I do have some of my own sparrow child! As a shameless mommy photo-showing opportunity public service, I reveal The Growth Of Grigor:

Just picked up Newborn, with hand for scale!

Close-up from above picture - that pink lump beside his head is his last meal inside his little crop :D

Day two, if my pictures are labeled right

Day three: I'm under some kind of attack, something is literally trying to eat my finger. The first time he could push himself up with his little legs.

Day four! Aww! Almost old enough to swindle people!

What a difference (roughly) five days makes! The baby on the right is new, the baby on the left is Grigor :3

I seriously recommend a sparrow as a child: they sleep through the night, grow up so much faster, and are SO much easier to give birth to.

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[info]ashenmote
2009-12-29 11:10 am UTC (link)
I'm just disappointed that it wasn't an undead shaman lizard.

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(no subject) - [info]oulangi, 2009-12-29 01:33 pm UTC

[info]palabradot
2009-12-29 01:31 pm UTC (link)
Fricking hell, I'm so very lost.

Anyone got a Rand McNally for this? Or at least a tour guide for this wank.

There's an image. "Okay. We're wanking, we're wanking...isn't that sparrow beautiful? No photographs, please; there will be purchasable copies at wank's end. Now, turn left at the LJ post here. And here is where someone called Homeland Security..."

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(no subject) - [info]uldihaa, 2009-12-29 07:07 pm UTC

[info]spawn_of_kong
2009-12-29 03:26 pm UTC (link)
At first I read that as UNDEAD-SHAZAM-WIZARD.

...I think I like my version better.

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(no subject) - [info]caito, 2009-12-29 05:20 pm UTC
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[info]napalmnacey
2009-12-29 03:27 pm UTC (link)
Ok, now they're just fuckin' with us.

Right? Right?

....?

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[info]lady_ganesh
2009-12-29 05:32 pm UTC (link)
I am having such a shitty day. Thank you, F_W, for bringing me more VB. I needed it.

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