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insignificant other ([info]snacky) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2009-12-27 20:52:00
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Entry tags:bitter so bitter, crazy people, ding dong the witch is dead, i fought the law and the law boggled, i see stupid people, lying liar that lies, person: turimel, person: victoria bitter, plucky girl detective, stop giving strangers money you idiots, this is the wank that never ends, what the shit is this?

The Not So Triumphant Return of Victoria Bitter, aka thanfiction, part the third
Lost in the comments of the last post, [info]julian_black tells us that idiomagic has spit out the kool-aid.

The evil twin is yesterday's news, people. Now there's an UNDEAD SHAMAN-WIZARD.

Yeah, I'll repeat that: UNDEAD SHAMAN-WIZARD.

I don't even know. Does it top channeling fictional hobbits? You decide.



ETA: HOLD THE PHONE: UNDEAD SHAMAN-WIZARD EMAILS HERE! All personal info redacted, of course. Thanks [info]bacon_lover!

Also, idiomagic would like us to know that She never drank the kool-aid. She was *cue dramatic music* THE MOLE!

I dunno, there's a reason Deep Throat's identity was never revealed...





Reminder: please use male pronouns when referring to VB/thanfiction, and leave the transfail in the other post, thanks.
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[info]drakyndra
2009-12-29 06:11 pm UTC (link)
VB: The Christmas gift that just keeps on giving.

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[info]sarkasm
2009-12-29 06:34 pm UTC (link)
...

Undead Shaman Wizard?

...

Well, at least now I know who to send my old Anthropology of Witchcraft, Magic & Religion to. I found it while going through boxes.

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[info]hadesphoenix
2009-12-30 05:06 pm UTC (link)
!!!

Er, I'll just take that off your hands, thanks...

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[info]xero_sky
2009-12-30 11:08 pm UTC (link)
Oh, perhaps he'd like mine, too!

I loved that course, but the book's as heavy as a brick, and reads like one, too. Maybe that's why they wouldn't buy it back... *grumbles*

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(no subject) - [info]sarkasm, 2009-12-30 11:16 pm UTC

[info]inalasahl
2009-12-29 06:58 pm UTC (link)
Share photos on twitter with Twitpic

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[info]kuromitsu
2009-12-29 07:49 pm UTC (link)
Win. :D

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[info]deliciouschaos
2009-12-29 08:00 pm UTC (link)
Awesome.

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[info]anonyrat
2009-12-29 07:13 pm UTC (link)
Oh, man. And here I was wondering what to throw at my D&D players when I got back from winter break.

I'm tempted to post stats.

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[info]deliciouschaos
2009-12-29 08:00 pm UTC (link)
Dooo iiit.

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[info]lady_ganesh
2009-12-29 08:31 pm UTC (link)
I encourage the posting of stats.

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[info]caito
2009-12-29 08:57 pm UTC (link)
DO IT. Mostly because I want them.

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(no subject) - [info]cmdr_zoom, 2009-12-29 09:46 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]anonyrat, 2009-12-29 10:46 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]the__ivorytower, 2009-12-30 07:55 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]komorebi, 2009-12-31 07:29 am UTC

[info]ickle_snowflake
2009-12-29 08:07 pm UTC (link)
This is beautiful.

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[info]stella_polaris
2009-12-30 12:37 am UTC (link)
What the hell.

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[info]sophistry
2009-12-30 12:40 am UTC (link)
Well, it's official.

Thanfiction is, in fact, stranger than fiction.

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(no subject) - [info]phosfate, 2009-12-30 02:15 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]cmdr_zoom, 2009-12-31 12:12 am UTC

[info]embyquinn
2009-12-30 03:28 am UTC (link)
As if this weren't enough batshit insane already, now there's someone who has my name involved in all this?!

My real first name begins with an M, and my real last name is O'Quinn.

Scare. Me.

And no, that absolutely is not me. I've never even BEEN to California, never mind living there.

You have to admire AP/VB/AB/XYZ though. There's no quit in him. No matter how many lies he's caught in or how many scams of his are exposed, he just keeps on keeping on.

Pass the popcorn.

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(no subject) - [info]irised, 2009-12-30 06:41 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]embyquinn, 2009-12-30 07:29 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]irised, 2009-12-30 07:32 am UTC

[info]sylvacoer
2009-12-30 06:58 am UTC (link)
I came for the wank, and stayed for the baby sparrow pictures. :3

(EEEEeeeeeee~! X3)

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More, just for you! - [info]irised, 2009-12-30 07:30 am UTC
Re: More, just for you! - [info]sylvacoer, 2009-12-30 07:33 am UTC
Re: More, just for you! - [info]irised, 2009-12-30 07:34 am UTC
THREAD OF RPG STATS, reposted because the original was fucking huge
[info]anonyrat
2009-12-30 07:05 am UTC (link)
Ok, this will probably just be me.

First up, D&D 4e. I'm gonna pretend this guy is a PC and put him squarely in the middle of paragon tier. I'm using the hybrid class rules; you could also go multiclassing feats, but the text of the email suggests it's more of an even blend.

From the powers described by VB, I'd be inclined to say this thing is a Warlock/Shaman, not a wizard, but I'll take his word for it.

NAME: Th'aan Phyk-shen
ALIGNMENT: Unaligned
RACE: Revenant
CLASS: Wizard/Shaman
LEVEL: 15
PARAGON PATH: Unseen Mage
DEITY: Sehanine, god of trickery and deception
SIZE: Medium
SPEED: 6
LANGUAGES: Common, Infernal

STR: 9
DEX: 14
CON: 14
INT: 20
WIS: 15
CHA: 18

FORTITUDE: +10
REFLEX: +12
WILL: +13
AC: Fuck it, I don't want to do equipment

HP: 80
HEALING SURGES: 6

RACIAL FEATURES
Dark Reaping (Encounter Power), Low-Light Vision, Past Life (human), Undead, Unnatural Vitality

CLASS FEATURES
Weapon Proficiency (dagger, quarterstaff, simple melee, longspear), Armor Proficiency (cloth), Orb of Deception, Companion Spirit, Spirit Boon -- Stalker Spirit (I swear to god, that's what it's called), Enhanced Invisibility, Unseen Action

AT-WILL POWERS
Ghost Sound, Light, Mage Hand, Prestidigitation, Nightmare Eruption, Stalker's Strike

ENCOUNTER POWERS
Dark Reaping, Healing Spirit, Speak with Spirits, Illusory Assailant (again, I swear to god), Grasping Shadows, Blood-Red Mist, Engaging Pursuit, Vanishing Act

DAILY POWERS
Clever Trickster Spirit, Soul Puppet, Taunting Phantoms, Mirror Image, Disguise Self, Guillaume's Veil

FEATS
Hybrid Power (Stalker Spirit), Skill Training (Bluff), Ritual Caster, Phantom Echoes, Death's Blessing
Death's Quickening, Past Life Flashbacks, Skill focus (Bluff), Spirit's Eyes

RITUALS
Spirit Fetch, Duplicate, Sending, Fool's Speech, Ancestral Whispers, Alter Ego, Astral Sojourn
Lich Transformation (I suppose he may have used this already, but I am too lazy to apply the template), Hallucinatory Creature, Shadow Walk, View Location, Masking Shroud

TRAINED SKILLS
Arcana, Insight, History, Bluff, Stealth, Endurance

Next up: Exalted!

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Re: THREAD OF RPG STATS, reposted because the original was fucking huge - [info]irised, 2009-12-30 07:27 am UTC
Re: THREAD OF RPG STATS, reposted because the original was fucking huge - [info]anonyrat, 2009-12-30 07:30 am UTC
Re: THREAD OF RPG STATS, reposted because the original was fucking huge - [info]irised, 2009-12-30 07:33 am UTC
Re: THREAD OF RPG STATS, reposted because the original was fucking huge - [info]anonyrat, 2009-12-30 07:41 am UTC
Re: THREAD OF RPG STATS, reposted because the original was fucking huge - [info]cmdr_zoom, 2009-12-31 12:14 am UTC
Re: THREAD OF RPG STATS, reposted because the original was fucking huge - [info]vasaris, 2010-01-01 07:14 am UTC
Re: THREAD OF RPG STATS, reposted because the original was fucking huge - [info]lady_ganesh, 2009-12-30 04:10 pm UTC
Re: THREAD OF RPG STATS, reposted because the original was fucking huge - [info]bangoskank, 2009-12-31 01:35 am UTC
Re: THREAD OF RPG STATS, reposted because the original was fucking huge - [info]anonyrat, 2009-12-31 09:08 pm UTC
Re: THREAD OF RPG STATS, reposted because the original was fucking huge - [info]vasaris, 2010-01-01 07:13 am UTC
Had to add this.
[info]embyquinn
2009-12-30 07:28 am UTC (link)
I dunno, there's a reason Deep Throat's identity was never revealed...

Actually, Deep Throat was FBI agent William Felt. After denying rumors to that effect for three decades, Felt came clean a few years before his death in 2008. Woodward and Bernstein, the reporters who broke the Watergate story, confirmed his identity.

/infowhore

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Re: Had to add this. - [info]snacky, 2009-12-30 06:02 pm UTC
Re: Had to add this. - [info]embyquinn, 2009-12-31 06:12 am UTC

[info]adinaj69
2009-12-30 12:09 pm UTC (link)


I couldn't think of any puns. :(

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(no subject) - [info]kuromitsu, 2009-12-30 03:17 pm UTC
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[info]odella
2009-12-30 10:39 pm UTC (link)
My god, I can't believe it's been like six years since I last heard of this person..... It's entertaining sure, but still sad. I have so many memories from the LOTR fandom, both good and bad, but I think of it as one of those crazy things everyone's been part of in their way-to-maturity (more or less, hah). I was 17 when I took off my tinhat, I'm 23 now and even though it's not like a lifetime away, it's like having an outer-body experience when I think about it.

It's sad that he can't live a full life, this shit is gonna eat him up, he's gonna hurt his "friends" all over again and show up a year later as someone else, rinse and repeat. Hopefully people around him can learn something from it, god knows I did.

Mkay I'm rambling, I just wanted to say that this post is seriously a blast from the past and it's been fun to read comments from people I forgot existed!

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(no subject) - [info]odella, 2009-12-30 10:46 pm UTC

[info]risha
2009-12-31 05:57 am UTC (link)
I know everyone's distracted by the magnificence that is the Sherlock Holmes post, but I feel the need to note that we're just a few (OK, 15. (Now 14.)) comments from 1000 here. I trust that everyone knows what needs to be done?

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(no subject) - [info]embyquinn, 2009-12-31 06:13 am UTC
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Crossover between this wank and Vagrant Story? Allrighty! - [info]snarkbunny, 2009-12-31 04:33 pm UTC
Re: Crossover between this wank and Vagrant Story? Allrighty! - [info]snarkbunny, 2009-12-31 04:33 pm UTC
Re: Crossover between this wank and Vagrant Story? Allrighty! - [info]adevyish, 2009-12-31 06:43 pm UTC
Re: Crossover between this wank and Vagrant Story? Allrighty! - [info]risha, 2009-12-31 09:17 pm UTC
Re: Crossover between this wank and Vagrant Story? Allrighty! - [info]darkling, 2009-12-31 09:40 pm UTC
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[info]onyxnoir
2010-01-01 10:31 am UTC (link)
The things I miss while I'm away. Wow.

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[info]danceswithelvis
2010-01-01 11:30 am UTC (link)
Undead...shaman wiz..wtf? I had to read that several times to make sure I wasn't just going crazy.

Having just went through four Battle Grounds in WOW (fucking alliance can't do Arathi Basin to save our lives...also I fucking HATE rogues), all I can say is /rude shaman.

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[info]anatalya
2010-01-01 05:24 pm UTC (link)
This has made my day. I'm reading it with a broken clavicle, typing with one finger, and without my glasses, thanks to a car wreck yesterday, but I am totally forgetting all that while grinning my face off.

Thank you, VB, for just being you.

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(no subject) - [info]vasaris, 2010-01-03 02:10 am UTC

[info]tekenduis
2010-01-04 05:57 am UTC (link)
Rare lesbian paladin.

Rare? Pfft. This person is obviously playing on the wrong Neverwinter Nights servers. The one I ran was OVER-RUN with lesbian paladins.

Undead Shaman-Wizard

How much XP is it worth?

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