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bacon_lover (![[info]](http://www.journalfen.net/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} bacon_lover) wrote in ![[info]](http://www.journalfen.net/img/community.gif){kind=small} fandom_wank, |
Yukio Mishima wished he could be this brazen.
I'm right there with you. Also, I can't help but wonder if this wouldn't be the perfect recipe for starting a paramilitary organization in plain sight:
- Take absurd back-story (evil twin sister, his son? A sparrow, channeled hobbit dreams, sword scars on chest, Casanova/'put lotion in the basket' persona, Nice Guy Syndrome, etc),
- stir in a declaration of joining a terrorist organization (IRA).
- fold in calling yourself a supreme leader, and bake for three days at a Convention in D.C.
- Sprinkle with a claim underlings are fighting undead shaman-wizard.
You can be sure any people still with you will believe whatever you have to say, and can all reach the nation's capital when you require it. The authorities will not be able to stop laughing long enough to take action against you. Serve cold.
I'm right there with you. Also, I can't help but wonder if this wouldn't be the perfect recipe for starting a paramilitary organization in plain sight:
- Take absurd back-story (evil twin sister, his son? A sparrow, channeled hobbit dreams, sword scars on chest, Casanova/'put lotion in the basket' persona, Nice Guy Syndrome, etc),
- stir in a declaration of joining a terrorist organization (IRA).
- fold in calling yourself a supreme leader, and bake for three days at a Convention in D.C.
- Sprinkle with a claim underlings are fighting undead shaman-wizard.
You can be sure any people still with you will believe whatever you have to say, and can all reach the nation's capital when you require it. The authorities will not be able to stop laughing long enough to take action against you. Serve cold.
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