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Irised (

irised) wrote in

fandom_wank,

Oh, how romantic! And if they were dolphins instead of sharks, he would die in a way they couldn't ever print on his headstone*.

*disclaimer: I'm not wishing death on him. But someone once told me that the force of dolphin ejaculate could blow your head off and, true or not, that is an image that has never left my mind...

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