As if this weren't enough batshit insane already, now there's someone who has my name involved in all this?!

My real first name begins with an M, and my real last name is O'Quinn.

Scare. Me.

And no, that absolutely is not me. I've never even BEEN to California, never mind living there.

You have to admire AP/VB/AB/XYZ though. There's no quit in him. No matter how many lies he's caught in or how many scams of his are exposed, he just keeps on keeping on.

Pass the popcorn.