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bitter so bitter, crazy people, ding dong the witch is dead, i fought the law and the law boggled, i see stupid people, lying liar that lies, person: turimel, person: victoria bitter, plucky girl detective, stop giving strangers money you idiots, this is the wank that never ends, what the shit is this?

The Not So Triumphant Return of Victoria Bitter, aka thanfiction, part the third
Lost in the comments of the last post, julian_black tells us that idiomagic has spit out the kool-aid.

The evil twin is yesterday's news, people. Now there's an UNDEAD SHAMAN-WIZARD.

Yeah, I'll repeat that: UNDEAD SHAMAN-WIZARD.

I don't even know. Does it top channeling fictional hobbits? You decide.

ETA: HOLD THE PHONE: UNDEAD SHAMAN-WIZARD EMAILS HERE! All personal info redacted, of course. Thanks bacon_lover!

Also, idiomagic would like us to know that She never drank the kool-aid. She was *cue dramatic music* THE MOLE!

I dunno, there's a reason Deep Throat's identity was never revealed...

Reminder: please use male pronouns when referring to VB/thanfiction, and leave the transfail in the other post, thanks.

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	phosfate 2009-12-28 05:17 am UTC (link)
	Groovy. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	o_o 2009-12-28 05:18 am UTC (link)
	And sorry about that. :x (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	phosfate 2009-12-28 05:22 am UTC (link)
	That's not good enough. Fetch me creme brulee -- and a pony! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	o_o 2009-12-28 05:27 am UTC (link)
	That's an abuse of power. And lazy! The least you could do is crack a whip to make me feel truly intimidated into obeying! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	khym_chanur 2009-12-28 06:44 am UTC (link)
	And chop down the mightiest tree in the forest with... a herring! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	icedark_elf 2009-12-28 07:59 am UTC (link)
	offers whips for those who need it I went out and bought these just for the entertainment value they would have here. totally denies ever owning one because of any animated LotR movies (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	phosfate 2009-12-28 04:22 pm UTC (link)
	You...you sing the song when you use the whip, don't you. DON'T YOU? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	tofuknight 2009-12-28 07:14 pm UTC (link)
	Everyone says it sounds hot when I do it... (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	icedark_elf 2009-12-28 10:33 pm UTC (link)
	It is a perfectly viable song! hugs whip DON'T JUDGE ME! starts humming it now (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	tofuknight 2010-01-02 08:32 pm UTC (link)
	It is indeed awesome. is also humming (Reply to this)(Parent)

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