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insignificant other ([info]snacky) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2009-12-27 20:52:00
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Entry tags:bitter so bitter, crazy people, ding dong the witch is dead, i fought the law and the law boggled, i see stupid people, lying liar that lies, person: turimel, person: victoria bitter, plucky girl detective, stop giving strangers money you idiots, this is the wank that never ends, what the shit is this?

The Not So Triumphant Return of Victoria Bitter, aka thanfiction, part the third
Lost in the comments of the last post, [info]julian_black tells us that idiomagic has spit out the kool-aid.

The evil twin is yesterday's news, people. Now there's an UNDEAD SHAMAN-WIZARD.

Yeah, I'll repeat that: UNDEAD SHAMAN-WIZARD.

I don't even know. Does it top channeling fictional hobbits? You decide.



ETA: HOLD THE PHONE: UNDEAD SHAMAN-WIZARD EMAILS HERE! All personal info redacted, of course. Thanks [info]bacon_lover!

Also, idiomagic would like us to know that She never drank the kool-aid. She was *cue dramatic music* THE MOLE!

I dunno, there's a reason Deep Throat's identity was never revealed...





Reminder: please use male pronouns when referring to VB/thanfiction, and leave the transfail in the other post, thanks.


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[info]kylenne
2009-12-28 05:17 am UTC (link)
I've noticed people who aren't regulars around here tend to have this weird ass view of f_w that fluctuates between two states. If we're not a vicious hive vagina of harpies raised by wolves then we're the Fandom Police and it's our duty to be good fandom citizens or some shit. And they often hold these views simultaneously, flipping between them depending on who gets wanked.

As an aside, luvscharlie strikes me as this type, with a side helping of Internet White Knight Syndrome.

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[info]phosfate
2009-12-28 05:21 am UTC (link)
When luvscharlie posts here, it is of course done entirely with all good will.

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[info]snacky
2009-12-28 05:29 am UTC (link)
Or to ride in on a moral high horse, to shame us all:

http://www.journalfen.net/community/fandom_wank/1232249.html?thread=209175161#t209175161

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[info]tez
2009-12-28 05:32 am UTC (link)
I don't know about you, but I'm shamed.

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[info]phosfate
2009-12-28 05:47 am UTC (link)
Pffffff. Amateur. My mother's ashes are giggling in their tin.

Oh God I just totally creeped myself out.

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(no subject) - [info]kylenne, 2009-12-28 06:04 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]keri, 2009-12-28 06:08 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]snacky, 2009-12-28 06:35 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]ari_o, 2009-12-28 07:07 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]ecchaniz0r, 2009-12-28 08:31 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]kumquat_of_doom, 2009-12-29 05:53 pm UTC
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[info]ari_o
2009-12-28 07:08 am UTC (link)
Except when called on it she TOTALLY WASN'T TRYING TO SHAME ANYONE!!!!11 Except for the part where she clearly said, "You should be ashamed"?

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(no subject) - [info]agent_hyatt, 2009-12-28 07:38 am UTC
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[info]kylenne
2009-12-28 05:29 am UTC (link)
She was providing a Selfless Public Service to Fandom, of course. She's Doing the Right Thing, By Jove!

Man when are people gonna learn we are just /b/ with a higher collective IQ and better spelling and grammar?

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[info]ecchaniz0r
2009-12-28 05:36 am UTC (link)
And less hipsterfail.

Usually.

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(no subject) - [info]kitt_in_socks, 2009-12-28 05:40 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]kylenne, 2009-12-28 05:45 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]deliciouschaos, 2009-12-28 05:54 am UTC
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[info]sparklepuss
2009-12-28 05:21 am UTC (link)
It also irritates me that luvscharlie thinks we're here bestest buds when she wants to come here and grind her axe about VB/thanfiction but suddenly when some email has gotten loose in the ether we're All The Evil. Pick one position and stick to it, honey.

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[info]phosfate
2009-12-28 05:24 am UTC (link)
Turimel 2: Electric Boogaloo.

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(no subject) - [info]puipui, 2009-12-28 10:03 am UTC

[info]lasha
2009-12-28 05:30 am UTC (link)
Today we're evil.

Nothing they do at fandom_wank surprises me, but I just posted that I would hope were that information to ever reach their hands that they would never ever allow it to be posted there.

Overreacting much?

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[info]thoms
2009-12-28 06:02 am UTC (link)
And I'm stunned that fandom_wank has allowed such behavior.

But we... they... we don't... we didn't...

My god, have these people never heard of idle chitchat? Jesus. Who hasn't said "I'd give my eyeteeth to see THAT." If people took seriously half the shit I say on a day to day basis, I'd be in trouble.

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(no subject) - [info]snacky, 2009-12-28 06:37 am UTC
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[info]pyratejenni
2009-12-28 06:43 am UTC (link)
Someone reported VB to Homeland Security and she's worried about personal info being posted on F_W.

All righty, then!

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[info]puipui
2009-12-28 10:02 am UTC (link)
Actually, I think she thinks we're All The Evil now because she got jumped on in the last post (and then subsequently flounced, even though the jumping was really not all that hard at all, to be honest) for threatening to out someone's personal information. IRONY: IT'S WHAT'S FOR DINNER!

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[info]feenix
2009-12-28 07:26 am UTC (link)
Correction: We're raised by hyenas. Get it right.

(Incidentally, spotted hyenas give birth...through their clitoris. Which - I believe - is larger than the male's penis. The more you know.)

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[info]kookaburra
2009-12-28 07:35 am UTC (link)
Also, males have to practice copulating, because they must inseminate the females through the clitoris, and apparently it's an...elusive target.

I love how my mom wanted to make sure I didn't grow up watching "dirty" shows and so would park me in front of the Discovery Channel to watch animal documentaries.

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[info]dico
2009-12-28 09:03 am UTC (link)

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[info]ekaterinv
2009-12-28 09:19 am UTC (link)
OW

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[info]risha
2009-12-28 08:13 pm UTC (link)
.

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[info]kylenne
2009-12-28 09:49 pm UTC (link)
Let's split the difference. The hyenas that raised us were raised by wolves.

Also. *crosses legs*

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[info]irised
2009-12-29 12:11 am UTC (link)
The stuff I read referred to is as a 'hemi-penis', IIRC, with the way their genetalia imitates male genetalia - I didn't know it was their clitorus too! Goodness, and the babies have to literally tear their way out of it! Even nastier than I thought #_# Many first time mothers die because of it...

I looked up all the details about hyenas when I was trying to play a half-celestial gnoll at D&D. Guess what I shared in gory detail at our next session :D while we were eating, too. Whoops...

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[info]lindentreeisle
2009-12-29 01:52 am UTC (link)
The more you know, the less you sleep at night?

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[info]missdaisy
2009-12-30 03:46 am UTC (link)
I wonder how my children will turn out. Raised by a member of a hive vagina with hyena grandparents? It's looking bad for them.

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[info]teaqueenie
2009-12-28 11:52 pm UTC (link)
I only come here because it's a site of vicious hive vagina harpies raised by wolves who dutifully police fandom in a citizenly manner.

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[info]urpletastic
2009-12-29 10:41 am UTC (link)
I WAS NOT RAISED BY WOLVES!!!

My parents were both perfectly respectable ravening hyenas.

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