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bitter so bitter, crazy people, ding dong the witch is dead, i fought the law and the law boggled, i see stupid people, lying liar that lies, person: turimel, person: victoria bitter, plucky girl detective, stop giving strangers money you idiots, this is the wank that never ends, what the shit is this?

The Not So Triumphant Return of Victoria Bitter, aka thanfiction, part the third
Lost in the comments of the last post, julian_black tells us that idiomagic has spit out the kool-aid.

The evil twin is yesterday's news, people. Now there's an UNDEAD SHAMAN-WIZARD.

Yeah, I'll repeat that: UNDEAD SHAMAN-WIZARD.

I don't even know. Does it top channeling fictional hobbits? You decide.

ETA: HOLD THE PHONE: UNDEAD SHAMAN-WIZARD EMAILS HERE! All personal info redacted, of course. Thanks bacon_lover!

Also, idiomagic would like us to know that She never drank the kool-aid. She was *cue dramatic music* THE MOLE!

I dunno, there's a reason Deep Throat's identity was never revealed...

Reminder: please use male pronouns when referring to VB/thanfiction, and leave the transfail in the other post, thanks.

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	kylenne 2009-12-28 05:29 am UTC (link)
	She was providing a Selfless Public Service to Fandom, of course. She's Doing the Right Thing, By Jove! Man when are people gonna learn we are just /b/ with a higher collective IQ and better spelling and grammar? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	ecchaniz0r 2009-12-28 05:36 am UTC (link)
	And less hipsterfail. Usually. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	kitt_in_socks 2009-12-28 05:40 am UTC (link)
	Except that /b/ would post their information. And then send them a hundred pizzas and a truck full of cardboard boxes. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kylenne 2009-12-28 05:45 am UTC (link)
	Point taken. Correction: we are /b/ with a higher collective IQ, better spelling and grammar, and some semblance of morals. We'd also probably send My Little Ponies instead of pizzas. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	deliciouschaos 2009-12-28 05:54 am UTC (link)
	We'd also probably send My Little Ponies instead of pizzas. I am filing this idea away in case I ever have a legitimate need to send something en masse to someone. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	thehunter 2009-12-28 07:36 am UTC (link)
	I will happily accept a truckload of My Little Ponies any time F_W feels like sending it. :D (Reply to this)(Parent)

	ekaterinv 2009-12-28 09:18 am UTC (link)
	If I say I need My Little Ponies for my orgiastic, demonic rituals involving hobbits, Snape, furries and rare lesbian paladins, would that get me My Little Ponies? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	tofuknight 2009-12-28 07:23 pm UTC (link)
	It depends on whether or not there are sparkles involved. nods (Reply to this)(Parent)

	caito 2009-12-28 09:50 am UTC (link)
	Um, when my address got posted, people actually did send lip gloss. And postcards! From various continents! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	mary_mac 2009-12-28 03:13 pm UTC (link)
	Well, we are you... (Reply to this)(Parent)

	agent_hyatt 2009-12-29 12:06 am UTC (link)
	This? Makes me love FW a bit more. And feel a bit ashamed that I didn't send anything. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	librarianmouse 2009-12-29 03:57 am UTC (link)
	I wanted to send you stickers, but by the time I got home from work your address was safe again. Great for your safety, but then I had to find some other use for 100 Snoopy stickers. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	beachlass 2009-12-28 06:42 am UTC (link)
	And better recipes. (Reply to this)(Parent)

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