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bitter so bitter, crazy people, ding dong the witch is dead, i fought the law and the law boggled, i see stupid people, lying liar that lies, person: turimel, person: victoria bitter, plucky girl detective, stop giving strangers money you idiots, this is the wank that never ends, what the shit is this?

The Not So Triumphant Return of Victoria Bitter, aka thanfiction, part the third
Lost in the comments of the last post, julian_black tells us that idiomagic has spit out the kool-aid.

The evil twin is yesterday's news, people. Now there's an UNDEAD SHAMAN-WIZARD.

Yeah, I'll repeat that: UNDEAD SHAMAN-WIZARD.

I don't even know. Does it top channeling fictional hobbits? You decide.

ETA: HOLD THE PHONE: UNDEAD SHAMAN-WIZARD EMAILS HERE! All personal info redacted, of course. Thanks bacon_lover!

Also, idiomagic would like us to know that She never drank the kool-aid. She was *cue dramatic music* THE MOLE!

I dunno, there's a reason Deep Throat's identity was never revealed...

Reminder: please use male pronouns when referring to VB/thanfiction, and leave the transfail in the other post, thanks.

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	thoms 2009-12-28 06:02 am UTC (link)
	And I'm stunned that fandom_wank has allowed such behavior. But we... they... we don't... we didn't... My god, have these people never heard of idle chitchat? Jesus. Who hasn't said "I'd give my eyeteeth to see THAT." If people took seriously half the shit I say on a day to day basis, I'd be in trouble. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	snacky 2009-12-28 06:37 am UTC (link)
	I like how F_W are the bad guys in the whole scenario suddenly. Why, you'd think we were hiding VB/Andy's actions all along, trying to encourage him to swindle and dupe other people! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	thoms 2009-12-28 08:24 am UTC (link)
	You mean we weren't? Damn it all, and here I got told that it was my turn to come up with the channeling idea too. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	dez_chan 2009-12-28 07:54 am UTC (link)
	Hmm...if all we need to do is to ask and receive... Man I'd love to see a sweaty naked picture of either Johnny Depp or Orlando Bloom. Or both. ON THE MOON. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	dragonfangirl 2009-12-28 08:22 am UTC (link)
	I'd like me some naked Keanu Reeves, personally. What? He's pretty, I never said he could act. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	mneiai 2009-12-30 06:06 am UTC (link)
	HE ACTS WITH HIS EYES. foams at mouth It's not his fault the world can't appreciate his subtle approach to acting! (Reply to this)(Parent)

	snarkhunter 2009-12-28 08:37 am UTC (link)
	I'd love to see a picture of sweaty naked Johnny Depp ON sweaty naked Orlando Bloom. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	dez_chan 2009-12-28 09:44 am UTC (link)
	I'm not adverse to that. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	evilsqueakers 2009-12-28 08:44 am UTC (link)
	Can I just have Andrew Lee Potts with a side of Justin Hartley then? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	mneiai 2009-12-30 06:05 am UTC (link)
	You just blew my mind. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	evilsqueakers 2009-12-30 06:29 am UTC (link)
	curtsies My good deed of the decade is done. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	caito 2009-12-28 09:54 am UTC (link)
	I want a pony, and also magic powers. Whoever reads the comments here - make it happen. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	sheep_n_wolf 2009-12-28 10:31 am UTC (link)
	Only a UNDEAD SHAMAN-WIZARD could grant those wishes and where would you find one? Do you think they grow on TREES????? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	dez_chan 2009-12-28 11:05 am UTC (link)
	What if they want wishes to grow on trees? Then it should happen, right? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kylenne 2009-12-28 09:47 pm UTC (link)
	points to icon You'd need a druid for that. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	cygnia 2009-12-28 05:42 pm UTC (link)
	Pencil me in for some nekkid David Tennant and Robert Downey Jr. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	dante_the_mouse 2009-12-29 01:42 am UTC (link)
	Make that Neil Tennant and I'm in. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	urpletastic 2009-12-29 10:47 am UTC (link)
	Together??? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	cygnia 2009-12-29 04:36 pm UTC (link)
	Ideally. :) (Saw "Sherlock Holmes" & the first part of the DW finale on the same night...what can I say?) (Reply to this)(Parent)

	napalmnacey 2009-12-29 03:12 pm UTC (link)
	I have two pictures of Nekkid David Tennant. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	kumquat_of_doom 2009-12-28 06:08 pm UTC (link)
	In that case: I would like sweaty naked David Tennant in eyeliner (which he's wearing when you search 'Nan's Christmas Carol Part 3' on Youtube; he's about five minutes in) draped over John Barrowman, please. If F_W makes this happen, I swear I'd be (eventually) willing to share. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	tofuknight 2009-12-28 07:25 pm UTC (link)
	How about some naked Zooey or Emily Deschanel? halo (Reply to this)(Parent)

irised
2009-12-30 06:57 am UTC (link)

I loved the lychee comment from Coanteen on the undead shaman emails:

OMG. Ok, with your powers can you do me a favor?

You see, there are 2 places where there are lychees here, but not in the place where I am. But I know people in those other places, and every time they come here or send stuff here they fail to bring me these lychees.

I wish for you to turn their balls into lychees, so that for all their life they can look down and know how they've failed me.

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