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The Not So Triumphant Return of Victoria Bitter, aka thanfiction, part the third
Lost in the comments of the last post, julian_black tells us that idiomagic has spit out the kool-aid.

The evil twin is yesterday's news, people. Now there's an UNDEAD SHAMAN-WIZARD.

Yeah, I'll repeat that: UNDEAD SHAMAN-WIZARD.

I don't even know. Does it top channeling fictional hobbits? You decide.

ETA: HOLD THE PHONE: UNDEAD SHAMAN-WIZARD EMAILS HERE! All personal info redacted, of course. Thanks bacon_lover!

Also, idiomagic would like us to know that She never drank the kool-aid. She was *cue dramatic music* THE MOLE!

I dunno, there's a reason Deep Throat's identity was never revealed...

Reminder: please use male pronouns when referring to VB/thanfiction, and leave the transfail in the other post, thanks.

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	duraniedrama 2009-12-28 06:06 am UTC (link)
	I know it's severe overkill and a drain of resources to have Real Live Law Enforcement chasing down Fake Members Of Terrorist Organizations. But there's still that sweet, sweet smell of Schadenfreude Pie at the thought of all his bullshit about "I was in the IRA" coming back to bite him in the ass like that. I'm torn, what can I say? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

Yukio Mishima wished he could be this brazen.

bacon_lover
2009-12-28 06:34 am UTC (link)

I'm right there with you. Also, I can't help but wonder if this wouldn't be the perfect recipe for starting a paramilitary organization in plain sight:

- Take absurd back-story (evil twin sister, his son? A sparrow, channeled hobbit dreams, sword scars on chest, Casanova/'put lotion in the basket' persona, Nice Guy Syndrome, etc),
- stir in a declaration of joining a terrorist organization (IRA).
- fold in calling yourself a supreme leader, and bake for three days at a Convention in D.C.
- Sprinkle with a claim underlings are fighting undead shaman-wizard.

You can be sure any people still with you will believe whatever you have to say, and can all reach the nation's capital when you require it. The authorities will not be able to stop laughing long enough to take action against you. Serve cold.

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	amy_wolf 2009-12-28 07:03 am UTC (link)
	Yeah. I'm very much going "No, no, no, going way too far!", but part of me is enjoying the picture of VB's face when Homeland Security knocks on his door asking about his 'IRA connections'. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	issendai 2009-12-28 08:29 am UTC (link)
	YES. He's not in any real danger, but the thought of HS investigating VB is still funny as hell. Can you imagine the debriefings? There would be flowcharts and timelines and slow, careful explanations of LotR fandom, and probably printouts of FW posts for reference. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	snarkhunter 2009-12-28 08:39 am UTC (link)
	::dying:: Trying. Not. To Laugh. Too Hard. Mustn't. Alert. The Parentals. Can't. Explain. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	seca 2009-12-28 10:19 am UTC (link)
	Not to forgot that it will all be on power point. So maybe they could work in little graphics and sound effects. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	tofuknight 2009-12-28 07:30 pm UTC (link)
	All our icons would appear in a glossary! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	sheep_n_wolf 2009-12-28 09:07 pm UTC (link)
	Honey, you're a footnote! (I'm quoting something but I can't remember ...movie, maybe?) (Reply to this)(Parent)

	finchbird 2009-12-29 12:16 am UTC (link)
	I can't stop laughing at this. XD (Reply to this)(Parent)

flowcharts and timelines and slow, careful explanations

pathology_doc
2009-12-29 12:41 am UTC (link)

I remember being inside a work of art once, which was a room whose walls and ceiling and even the inside of the doors were lined with brown butcher's paper upon which had been scrawled with magic markers the name of every conceivable conspiracy, real or fictitious, up to that date (e.g. J.F. Kennedy's murder, the Illuminati, the Freemasons, Knights Templar and so forth) along with some more outlandish connections (Shirley MacLaine, would you believe?)... and lines drawn between them as the artist(s) felt would provide the most LULZ.

Who here feels there are enough connections to create such a room for The Comprehensive History of VB/Amy/Andy? It goes without saying that no RL personal info would be involved.

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	Re: flowcharts and timelines and slow, careful explanations tunxeh 2009-12-29 09:35 am UTC (link)
	Was it perhaps by Mark Lombardi? (Reply to this)(Parent)

	snacky 2009-12-29 02:55 am UTC (link)
	I just picture a HS agent interviewing VB's friends/accomplices/dupes and saying something like, "So let me get this straight. He told you he fought for the IRA at age 13, and never went to school and had a fake Irish brogue and a sharpie-scars, and that was the stuff that was easy to believe?" (Reply to this)(Parent)

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