	littlebittysami 2009-12-28 06:26 am UTC (link)
	This is another of those wanks that never ends, isn't it? I love how soap opera like it has gotten what with the Evil Twins and now the undead shaman wizards. Seriously, Marlena and Stefano are going to show up and then VB will be possessed by the devil and then people will be turning into panthers, I just know it. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	lozenger8 2009-12-28 06:45 am UTC (link)
	Mmm, this sounds more like Passions than Days of Our Lives. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	amy_wolf 2009-12-28 06:56 am UTC (link)
	I was thinking Dark Shadows. We're going to get Sudden!Vampire! any day now. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	lozenger8 2009-12-28 07:01 am UTC (link)
	Oh no, you haven't just evoked Jonathon the Impaler, have you? If there's one thing this wank needs less of it's egotistical possibly delusional poseurs. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	singe 2009-12-28 07:57 am UTC (link)
	YAY, DARK SHADOWS! ... Uh, carry on. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	evilsqueakers 2009-12-28 08:53 am UTC (link)
	Sudden!Vampire could also indicate Port Charles. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	maudelynn 2010-01-02 10:20 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, heck no! VB better step away from the DS fandom... very far away. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	snarkhunter 2009-12-28 08:42 am UTC (link)
	You just know it's really Alistair pulling the strings...VB is his long-lost son, the son he prefers to Julian, because Julian has always been a failure and a disappointment. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	evilsqueakers 2009-12-28 08:53 am UTC (link)
	Well, he did fall for Eve. The prat. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	snarkhunter 2009-12-28 09:06 am UTC (link)
	And produced not only a bastard son, but a bastard son with incestuous tendencies. (oh, Chad. Good lord.) (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	evilsqueakers 2009-12-28 09:15 am UTC (link)
	No no! Remember that Chad wasn't his kid, right? Wasn't that...whatshisface, the other dude near the end. I stopped when the original Fox headed out. Thankfully, but I got updates randomly. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	greycoupon 2009-12-28 10:02 am UTC (link)
	Wasn't there a trans character who ended up pregnant? It wasn't the guy Chad was sleeping with, was it? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

evilsqueakers, 2009-12-28 10:09 am UTC

greycoupon, 2009-12-28 10:28 am UTC

evilsqueakers, 2009-12-28 10:34 am UTC

snarkhunter, 2009-12-28 08:58 pm UTC

evilsqueakers, 2009-12-28 11:01 pm UTC

wankismyfandom, 2009-12-28 01:57 pm UTC

evilsqueakers, 2009-12-28 10:55 pm UTC

kumquat_of_doom, 2009-12-29 06:17 pm UTC

	evanwaters 2009-12-28 11:03 pm UTC (link)
	He's going to come into possession of a living doll child, isn't he? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	littlebittysami 2009-12-29 03:07 am UTC (link)
	If this happens,I'm waiting to see if they name it Timmy. Or Talky Tina. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	evilsqueakers 2009-12-28 08:54 am UTC (link)
	At least there's no lovestruck gorilla in this wank? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	snarkhunter 2009-12-28 09:07 am UTC (link)
	I thought she was an oraungutang. (How does one spell that?) (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	evilsqueakers 2009-12-28 09:18 am UTC (link)
	Nope! Gorilla: "They were married by Tyrone Montgomery in a beautiful ceremony in Foster Park, only slighly marred by Cass's kidnapping by love-struck gorilla Carolyn." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	snarkhunter 2009-12-28 08:58 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, I was thinking I was still in the Passions thread. :D (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	evilsqueakers 2009-12-28 11:02 pm UTC (link)
	Hee! No. The orangutan was obsessed with Luis and was Edna's nurse. (Why can't my brain blot this stuff out? Why?) (Reply to this)(Parent)

	sarkasm 2009-12-29 06:39 pm UTC (link)
	Orangutan. No G at the end, despite how certain people pronounce it incorrectly. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	lexin 2009-12-28 03:52 pm UTC (link)
	Yet. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	evilsqueakers 2009-12-28 10:53 pm UTC (link)
	Now don't say that. If it goes there..that'd just be silly and ridiculous. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	snarkhunter 2009-12-30 07:50 pm UTC (link)
	Right. I mean, undead shaman-wizards I can accept, but gorillas? That's just crazy talk. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	evilsqueakers 2009-12-30 09:39 pm UTC (link)
	Especially ones that escape a zoo so they can kidnap the groom. Really! The very idea. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	frequentmouse 2009-12-29 10:36 pm UTC (link)
	Wait. I think reading this thread violates my sobriety re: Soapaholics Anonymous. (Used to cut school to watch critical episodes of DOOL and Dark Shadows, back in the lower paleolithic) (Reply to this)(Parent)