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The Not So Triumphant Return of Victoria Bitter, aka thanfiction, part the third
Lost in the comments of the last post, julian_black tells us that idiomagic has spit out the kool-aid.

The evil twin is yesterday's news, people. Now there's an UNDEAD SHAMAN-WIZARD.

Yeah, I'll repeat that: UNDEAD SHAMAN-WIZARD.

I don't even know. Does it top channeling fictional hobbits? You decide.

ETA: HOLD THE PHONE: UNDEAD SHAMAN-WIZARD EMAILS HERE! All personal info redacted, of course. Thanks bacon_lover!

Also, idiomagic would like us to know that She never drank the kool-aid. She was *cue dramatic music* THE MOLE!

I dunno, there's a reason Deep Throat's identity was never revealed...

Reminder: please use male pronouns when referring to VB/thanfiction, and leave the transfail in the other post, thanks.

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Yukio Mishima wished he could be this brazen.

bacon_lover
2009-12-28 06:34 am UTC (link)

I'm right there with you. Also, I can't help but wonder if this wouldn't be the perfect recipe for starting a paramilitary organization in plain sight:

- Take absurd back-story (evil twin sister, his son? A sparrow, channeled hobbit dreams, sword scars on chest, Casanova/'put lotion in the basket' persona, Nice Guy Syndrome, etc),
- stir in a declaration of joining a terrorist organization (IRA).
- fold in calling yourself a supreme leader, and bake for three days at a Convention in D.C.
- Sprinkle with a claim underlings are fighting undead shaman-wizard.

You can be sure any people still with you will believe whatever you have to say, and can all reach the nation's capital when you require it. The authorities will not be able to stop laughing long enough to take action against you. Serve cold.

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