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insignificant other ([info]snacky) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2009-12-27 20:52:00
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Entry tags:bitter so bitter, crazy people, ding dong the witch is dead, i fought the law and the law boggled, i see stupid people, lying liar that lies, person: turimel, person: victoria bitter, plucky girl detective, stop giving strangers money you idiots, this is the wank that never ends, what the shit is this?

The Not So Triumphant Return of Victoria Bitter, aka thanfiction, part the third
Lost in the comments of the last post, [info]julian_black tells us that idiomagic has spit out the kool-aid.

The evil twin is yesterday's news, people. Now there's an UNDEAD SHAMAN-WIZARD.

Yeah, I'll repeat that: UNDEAD SHAMAN-WIZARD.

I don't even know. Does it top channeling fictional hobbits? You decide.



ETA: HOLD THE PHONE: UNDEAD SHAMAN-WIZARD EMAILS HERE! All personal info redacted, of course. Thanks [info]bacon_lover!

Also, idiomagic would like us to know that She never drank the kool-aid. She was *cue dramatic music* THE MOLE!

I dunno, there's a reason Deep Throat's identity was never revealed...





Reminder: please use male pronouns when referring to VB/thanfiction, and leave the transfail in the other post, thanks.


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[info]bobafeis
2009-12-28 06:35 am UTC (link)
Well, yes, this is all well and good, but moving from the IRA to evil twins to undead shaman-wizards just begs the question: WHERE THE HELL DO YOU GO FROM HERE?!

Seriously. Is this going to end with VB sitting us all down and admitting that he is actually the second coming of Jesus? I'm not sure what other options there are.

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[info]phosfate
2009-12-28 06:44 am UTC (link)
Ohhhh, let's see. Potential plot twists: Coma, demon pregnancy/possession, pseuicide, sudden shot at stardom that is tragically foiled by all the internet hate out there, book contract, mysterious disappearance, incarceration, institutionalization, more terminal illness, Munchausen by proxy (possibly involving sparrow), photographic evidence of self-harm that looks like it was done with a red Sharpie, car crash...

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[info]oulangi
2009-12-28 06:45 am UTC (link)
How about a spoiler alert there, missy?

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[info]phosfate
2009-12-28 06:48 am UTC (link)
You goddamn kids and your spoiler alerts!

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[info]oulangi
2009-12-28 06:53 am UTC (link)
You spoiler whores just ruined the WHOLE SEASON on VB and the Undead Shaman wizard. I hope you're happy!

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(no subject) - [info]phosfate, 2009-12-28 06:56 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]oulangi, 2009-12-28 06:58 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]mydruthers, 2009-12-28 06:32 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]bienegold, 2009-12-28 10:38 pm UTC

[info]ari_o
2009-12-28 07:17 am UTC (link)
Does "mysterious disappearance" cover alien abduction?

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[info]sorchar
2009-12-28 08:04 am UTC (link)
Only if you're abducted by the IRA.

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(no subject) - [info]ari_o, 2009-12-28 08:13 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]neuronin, 2009-12-28 01:03 pm UTC

[info]phosfate
2009-12-28 09:20 am UTC (link)
Depends on the amount of anal probing involved. Alien abduction can also lead to hybrid babies removed from the womb and sent to a special underground complex in the southwest for schooling.

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(no subject) - [info]ari_o, 2009-12-28 09:24 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]kahrohseh, 2009-12-28 09:55 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]baskinglizard, 2009-12-28 03:09 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]merlins_babe, 2009-12-28 03:51 pm UTC

[info]puipui
2009-12-28 10:19 am UTC (link)
I think VB should take a cue from the presidential elections and gently scrape a backwards "FW" onto his cheek, then claim that he was attacked and maimed by a rabid wanka while innocently typing up the next chapter of his fanfic at an internet cafe. Because that would be awesome.

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[info]thoms
2009-12-28 08:15 pm UTC (link)
Oh god. I can see it now, too.

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[info]lady_ganesh
2009-12-29 05:48 pm UTC (link)
Oh, dude, yes. But he'd probably just Photoshop the FW on.

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(no subject) - [info]eilisliana, 2009-12-30 01:43 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]lady_ganesh, 2009-12-30 02:33 am UTC

[info]deliciouschaos
2009-12-28 06:45 am UTC (link)
The next step is the epic battle between the undead shaman-wizard and the evil twin, I think.

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[info]iamnotyourmuse
2009-12-28 06:56 am UTC (link)
On the astral plane?

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[info]phosfate
2009-12-28 06:57 am UTC (link)
Unless VB takes up a collection to buy his evil twin airfare to Romania.

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(no subject) - [info]iamnotyourmuse, 2009-12-28 07:03 am UTC

[info]snarkhunter
2009-12-28 08:43 am UTC (link)
Does that mean the Snapewives will soon be involved?

(ohpleaseohplease. I've been ever so good this year, CeilingCat. Please give me a Snapewives/VB/UNDEAD SHAMAN-WIZARD showdown on the astral plane.)

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[info]magnolia_mama
2009-12-28 07:00 am UTC (link)
Then DAYDverse!Neville Longbottom will come in and kick both their asses.

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[info]white_serpent
2009-12-28 07:14 am UTC (link)
I assumed the undead shaman-wizard and the evil twin were secret allies. So, obviously, we have to have the dramatic betrayal scene before they can fight to the death.

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[info]annepackrat
2009-12-28 09:18 am UTC (link)
As I said before, there's always furry fandom for VB to get into.

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[info]girlmorphine
2009-12-28 02:15 pm UTC (link)
Somehow I think Otherkin would be more appealing to VB.

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[info]overlord_mordax
2009-12-29 05:41 am UTC (link)
NO! PLEASE! Keep her away! We have enough crazy!

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(no subject) - [info]talec, 2009-12-29 11:08 am UTC

[info]urpletastic
2009-12-28 04:02 pm UTC (link)
OMG it's David Icke and 12 foot purple lizards pretending to be the Royal Family, isn't it? If VB turns up wearing turquoise, we'll know what's happened!!!

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[info]groovytastic
2009-12-28 04:16 pm UTC (link)
I'm calling crab people.

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[info]randomsome1
2009-12-28 06:22 pm UTC (link)
Attacked by the astrally!hobbit lover of his crazy evil twin; is shot, ends up in the hospital, no one knows if he'll make it OMG; epic court trial that no one can accurately google and then they will retire from the internets for a little while.

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[info]jupiterpluvius
2009-12-29 01:45 am UTC (link)
It was all a dream....OR WAS IT?

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[info]vasaris
2010-01-01 02:19 am UTC (link)
Maybe he's channeling Anne Rice channeling Jesus?

...and now I have this horrible image of "I'm channeling Anne Rice! OMG, my penis is disappearing and I'm growing a vagina!"

A poetic full circle, that'd be.

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