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bitter so bitter, crazy people, ding dong the witch is dead, i fought the law and the law boggled, i see stupid people, lying liar that lies, person: turimel, person: victoria bitter, plucky girl detective, stop giving strangers money you idiots, this is the wank that never ends, what the shit is this?

The Not So Triumphant Return of Victoria Bitter, aka thanfiction, part the third
Lost in the comments of the last post, julian_black tells us that idiomagic has spit out the kool-aid.

The evil twin is yesterday's news, people. Now there's an UNDEAD SHAMAN-WIZARD.

Yeah, I'll repeat that: UNDEAD SHAMAN-WIZARD.

I don't even know. Does it top channeling fictional hobbits? You decide.

ETA: HOLD THE PHONE: UNDEAD SHAMAN-WIZARD EMAILS HERE! All personal info redacted, of course. Thanks bacon_lover!

Also, idiomagic would like us to know that She never drank the kool-aid. She was *cue dramatic music* THE MOLE!

I dunno, there's a reason Deep Throat's identity was never revealed...

Reminder: please use male pronouns when referring to VB/thanfiction, and leave the transfail in the other post, thanks.

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	ari_o 2009-12-28 07:17 am UTC (link)
	Does "mysterious disappearance" cover alien abduction? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	sorchar 2009-12-28 08:04 am UTC (link)
	Only if you're abducted by the IRA. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	ari_o 2009-12-28 08:13 am UTC (link)
	Intergalactic Romulan Association? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	neuronin 2009-12-28 01:03 pm UTC (link)
	Don't be facile. The barrier around the galaxy keeps any creature from leaving without risking complete destruction. Thus, no intergalactic Romulans. It's the Intragalactic Romulan Association. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	phosfate 2009-12-28 09:20 am UTC (link)
	Depends on the amount of anal probing involved. Alien abduction can also lead to hybrid babies removed from the womb and sent to a special underground complex in the southwest for schooling. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	ari_o 2009-12-28 09:24 am UTC (link)
	"Depends on the amount of anal probing involved." Oh dear. Now I can't stop thinking about the probe coming all the way through and out someone's mouth. D: (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kahrohseh 2009-12-28 09:55 am UTC (link)
	No more /d/ for you. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	baskinglizard 2009-12-28 03:09 pm UTC (link)
	oh my god. My sister got my mom a book for xmas. It's called the Big Penis Book. It's a coffee table book of men with really incredibly large dicks, and the last guy in the book has a dick that reaches his knees when he's erect. That was pretty much the comment we made when we were looking through it. -_- (Reply to this)(Parent)

	merlins_babe 2009-12-28 03:51 pm UTC (link)
	Alien abduction can also lead to hybrid babies removed from the womb and sent to a special underground complex in the southwest for schooling. His son is a sparrow. So the alien abduction has possibly already happened. (Reply to this)(Parent)

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