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The Not So Triumphant Return of Victoria Bitter, aka thanfiction, part the third
Lost in the comments of the last post, julian_black tells us that idiomagic has spit out the kool-aid.

The evil twin is yesterday's news, people. Now there's an UNDEAD SHAMAN-WIZARD.

Yeah, I'll repeat that: UNDEAD SHAMAN-WIZARD.

I don't even know. Does it top channeling fictional hobbits? You decide.

ETA: HOLD THE PHONE: UNDEAD SHAMAN-WIZARD EMAILS HERE! All personal info redacted, of course. Thanks bacon_lover!

Also, idiomagic would like us to know that She never drank the kool-aid. She was *cue dramatic music* THE MOLE!

I dunno, there's a reason Deep Throat's identity was never revealed...

Reminder: please use male pronouns when referring to VB/thanfiction, and leave the transfail in the other post, thanks.

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	feenix 2009-12-28 07:26 am UTC (link)
	Correction: We're raised by hyenas. Get it right. (Incidentally, spotted hyenas give birth...through their clitoris. Which - I believe - is larger than the male's penis. The more you know.) (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kookaburra 2009-12-28 07:35 am UTC (link)
	Also, males have to practice copulating, because they must inseminate the females through the clitoris, and apparently it's an...elusive target. I love how my mom wanted to make sure I didn't grow up watching "dirty" shows and so would park me in front of the Discovery Channel to watch animal documentaries. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	snarkhunter 2009-12-28 08:37 am UTC (link)
	The clitoris: apparently something males of many species have problems with. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	dico 2009-12-28 09:03 am UTC (link)
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	ekaterinv 2009-12-28 09:19 am UTC (link)
	OW (Reply to this)(Parent)

	risha 2009-12-28 08:13 pm UTC (link)
	. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	kylenne 2009-12-28 09:49 pm UTC (link)
	Let's split the difference. The hyenas that raised us were raised by wolves. Also. crosses legs (Reply to this)(Parent)

irised
2009-12-29 12:11 am UTC (link)

The stuff I read referred to is as a 'hemi-penis', IIRC, with the way their genetalia imitates male genetalia - I didn't know it was their clitorus too! Goodness, and the babies have to literally tear their way out of it! Even nastier than I thought #_# Many first time mothers die because of it...

I looked up all the details about hyenas when I was trying to play a half-celestial gnoll at D&D. Guess what I shared in gory detail at our next session :D while we were eating, too. Whoops...

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	lindentreeisle 2009-12-29 01:52 am UTC (link)
	The more you know, the less you sleep at night? (Reply to this)(Parent)

	missdaisy 2009-12-30 03:46 am UTC (link)
	I wonder how my children will turn out. Raised by a member of a hive vagina with hyena grandparents? It's looking bad for them. (Reply to this)(Parent)

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