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bitter so bitter, crazy people, ding dong the witch is dead, i fought the law and the law boggled, i see stupid people, lying liar that lies, person: turimel, person: victoria bitter, plucky girl detective, stop giving strangers money you idiots, this is the wank that never ends, what the shit is this?

The Not So Triumphant Return of Victoria Bitter, aka thanfiction, part the third
Lost in the comments of the last post, julian_black tells us that idiomagic has spit out the kool-aid.

The evil twin is yesterday's news, people. Now there's an UNDEAD SHAMAN-WIZARD.

Yeah, I'll repeat that: UNDEAD SHAMAN-WIZARD.

I don't even know. Does it top channeling fictional hobbits? You decide.

ETA: HOLD THE PHONE: UNDEAD SHAMAN-WIZARD EMAILS HERE! All personal info redacted, of course. Thanks bacon_lover!

Also, idiomagic would like us to know that She never drank the kool-aid. She was *cue dramatic music* THE MOLE!

I dunno, there's a reason Deep Throat's identity was never revealed...

Reminder: please use male pronouns when referring to VB/thanfiction, and leave the transfail in the other post, thanks.

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	kookaburra 2009-12-28 07:58 am UTC (link)
	Considering that person's profile shows them located in Davis, CA, I have to imagine they're not really asking in which State is Sacramento located. My money is on awkward phrasing + too much egg nog. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	evilsqueakers 2009-12-28 08:49 am UTC (link)
	There's also the fact that a lot of cities have similar names in different states (Duluth, MN and Duluth, GA come to mind). I kind of gave that a simple pass, all things considered. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	ari_o 2009-12-28 09:03 am UTC (link)
	There are Scarementos in KY, NM, and PA too. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	evilsqueakers 2009-12-28 09:14 am UTC (link)
	I figured there would be some elsewhere. It's not like with a country this big that names won't overlap. I just remember Duluth because I lived in the Georgia one for like 6 years. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

greycoupon
2009-12-28 09:34 am UTC (link)

Georgia Native here:

We also have

Albany*
Augusta*
Arlington
Athens*
Auburn
Augusta*
Boston
Cleveland
College Park*
Columbus*
Dallas*
Decatur*
Fargo
Gainesville*
Greensboro*
Greenville
Jonesboro*
Louisville
Madison*
Nashville
Rome*
Roswell*
Springfield
Trenton
Woodstock*

I'm backing away from the atlas now, I swear. :D The starred ones are cities I've actually heard of and aren't just one stoplight towns.

So yep, lots of commom place names in multiple stats

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	evilsqueakers 2009-12-28 09:56 am UTC (link)
	Cleveland's home to Babyland General (Cabbage Patch Dolls). It's got at least 2 stoplights since it's a gateway to the mountains. I swear there's another Atlanta that's not a major city somewhere in the US but I can't remember where offhand. Ah ha! Thank you Yahoo answers. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	greycoupon 2009-12-28 10:47 pm UTC (link)
	Whoops! I went there as kid. Bad me for forgetting that. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	evilsqueakers 2009-12-28 11:12 pm UTC (link)
	It's okay. I can't forget it since my former BFF's dad moved just past the city square. We used to have to go pick up or take her baby brother so I got really familiar with it. I think my first CPK was from Babyland, actually. I still have Gerald somewhere. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	librarianmouse 2009-12-29 04:15 am UTC (link)
	This reminds me of the time a couple of years ago when I had to go to a meeting in Miami. My friends were all excited about it until I informed them it was Miami, Arizona. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	talec 2009-12-29 10:53 am UTC (link)
	Somewhere my dad has a clipping of a news article about 4 feet of snow dropping on Florida in a day. Florida, New York of course... (Reply to this)(Parent)

	phosfate 2009-12-28 04:21 pm UTC (link)
	C'mon, Sacramento. It's right next to Springfield. Down the road from Decatur. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	evilsqueakers 2009-12-28 10:57 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, Decatur. Well, at least no place else has a Dacula but Georgia...I hope. Strangest combination of Decatur and Atlanta I've ever seen. (Reply to this)(Parent)

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